Forum logs for 04 Dec 2015

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
mircea_popescu and in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/95d92a496f2b8a2dd68811c5ca08167a/tumblr_n3kam0uxWu1rv03nyo1_1270.jpg [00:00]
assbot 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1TD9wDT ) [00:01]
mircea_popescu heh [00:01]
mircea_popescu and in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/95d92a496f2b8a2dd68811c5ca08167a/tumblr_n3kam0uxWu1rv03nyo1_1280.jpg [00:01]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1TD9xYc ) [00:01]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53350 @ 0.00050365 = 26.8697 BTC [+] [00:10]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 94450 @ 0.00050619 = 47.8096 BTC [+] [00:17]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00050619 = 4.7582 BTC [+] [00:23]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99886 @ 0.00050645 = 50.5873 BTC [+] {4} [00:30]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: sent ! [00:33]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: please confirm if first paragraph makes ~exact~ sense, it is imho quite important. [00:34]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32900 @ 0.00050365 = 16.5701 BTC [-] [00:37]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29250 @ 0.00050907 = 14.8903 BTC [+] {3} [00:49]
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asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336197 << c3ns0r3d!!11111? [00:52]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 02:59:12; mircea_popescu: and in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/95d92a496f2b8a2dd68811c5ca08167a/tumblr_n3kam0uxWu1rv03nyo1_1270.jpg [00:52]
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BingoBoingo http://dpaste.com/06TDE83.txt [00:54]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/21Ab7zw ) [00:54]
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BingoBoingo http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pademelon-with-joey-in-pouch.jpg [00:59]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1N00MFw ) [00:59]
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asciilifeform moar inqtelism (circa 2012): http://www.digitalreasoning.com/uncommon-technology/answer-questions [01:01]
assbot Uncommon Technology | Digital Reasoning ... ( http://bit.ly/1N00Wwt ) [01:01]
asciilifeform 'Who did they work with previously? Who might have shared information inappropriately or made a trade based on knowledge they shouldn’t have used?' [01:01]
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asciilifeform http://witricity.com << another, circa 2013. ripping off poor old nick tesla [01:04]
assbot WiTricity Corporation | Wireless Power Over Distance ... ( http://bit.ly/1N01mmu ) [01:04]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41004 @ 0.00050955 = 20.8936 BTC [+] {2} [01:05]
asciilifeform aaaand an honest-to-goodness snake oil chumpatron, https://redseal.co/content/how-it-works [01:06]
assbot How It Works | redseal.co ... ( http://bit.ly/1N01wKx ) [01:06]
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asciilifeform aaand this oddity, http://www.polymagnet.com [01:07]
assbot Home - Correlated Magnetics ... ( http://bit.ly/1N01Fhl ) [01:07]
asciilifeform ^ apparently this is a commercial thing, can go, buy. [01:12]
asciilifeform looks spiffy actually. used to be that you had to actually glue small ones together to get this effect. [01:12]
BingoBoingo Would be interesting if the proceeds didn't go to CIA [01:14]
asciilifeform still trying to grasp why they bought it [01:15]
asciilifeform ... limpet mines ? [01:15]
BingoBoingo for laundry [01:15]
asciilifeform http://www.magnetics.com/product.asp?ProductID=164 << complete with spam video [01:15]
assbot Industrial Magnetics, Inc. - Polymagnet® Kits ... ( http://bit.ly/21AdUsp ) [01:15]
BingoBoingo FEMA camps for dissident relocation don't pay for themselves [01:15]
phf ;;seen kakobrekla [01:16]
gribble kakobrekla was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 17 hours, 23 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: The note comes soon after the bank filed a patent for a securities settlement platform based on SETLcoin, a new cryptocurrency. [01:16]
BingoBoingo And can't appropriate money from congress for said camps until you've set the black helicopters free [01:16]
asciilifeform https://www.lab41.org << yet another one of these. [01:18]
asciilifeform imho i've listed the interesting ones. [01:18]
asciilifeform (left out some schmucks who crawl twitter, etc) [01:18]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105750 @ 0.00051142 = 54.0827 BTC [+] {4} [01:19]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3475 @ 0.00051014 = 1.7727 BTC [-] {2} [01:20]
asciilifeform https://try.lab41.org << mega-l0l [01:21]
asciilifeform not even trying to hide the cribbed wwwdevcrud [01:21]
asciilifeform i'd like to learn what kind of whiskey these folks drink themselves to sleep with every night [01:22]
asciilifeform (and at their desks) [01:22]
BingoBoingo Prolly Ten High or Old Crow [01:23]
BingoBoingo Serious Value [01:24]
trinque I don't mind bulleit [01:26]
BingoBoingo trinque: Out of the price range at the necessary quantities consumed in this scenario [01:26]
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asciilifeform BingoBoingo: not at kitten-reprocessing-plant pay scale [01:27]
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mircea_popescu asciilifeform i would say it does. [01:32]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: spiffy [01:33]
mircea_popescu incidentally, ima publish a post-mortem report of the latest rent server attempt these coming days. [01:33]
* asciilifeform looks forward to reading this [01:33]
mircea_popescu omfg that's cute BingoBoingo [01:35]
BingoBoingo Damn, that inch of height http://www.nyas.org/image.axd?id=d4aa338e-f305-4521-8822-b603cd76a9c7&t=634314620997800000 [01:35]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1N04hf5 ) [01:36]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform what are you like training for intelwork nao ? :D [01:36]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27450 @ 0.00051166 = 14.0451 BTC [+] {2} [01:36]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i get spam from folks like these, so my curiosity was temporarily piqued. [01:37]
mircea_popescu if it stays piqued long enouygh there's prolly a qntra in there. [01:37]
asciilifeform they ask to buy my anal virginity, aha [01:37]
asciilifeform i though qntra were for nyooooz [01:37]
asciilifeform them there are oldz [01:37]
mircea_popescu but in similar news, http://40.media.tumblr.com/c6d6af55f922ea0c34817181dfcf17ce/tumblr_mvfpg2r28I1qbn0f7o1_1280.jpg [01:38]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1N04wqr ) [01:38]
asciilifeform ^ aha! [01:38]
asciilifeform 'felching' ? [01:39]
BingoBoingo them there are oldz << news can be olds if packed right [01:39]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: feel phree to package any and all of my exhaust gas as you may see fit [01:39]
BingoBoingo That would take time away from mining new exhaust gasses, and that's not the kind of spam I receive. [01:40]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform is this from the crumb cartoon ? [01:40]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: which [01:40]
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mircea_popescu random ustard sucking commie cum out of miss columbia ? [01:41]
asciilifeform quite possib. [01:41]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i actually toured one such godforsaken heathen pit this very morning [01:41]
asciilifeform saw perhaps 101 things mircea_popescu wrote about that never made sense prior. [01:42]
BingoBoingo Aha, this is why you spam is must be so much more interesting than mine [01:42]
asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i let it be known that i was looking for wurk, some weeks past [01:42]
asciilifeform and thus cometh the spam-sea [01:43]
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BingoBoingo ic [01:52]
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mircea_popescu !rated gabrielradio [02:08]
assbot You rated user gabrielradio on 14-Oct-2015, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: Apprentice Trilema translator. [02:08]
mircea_popescu !rate gabrielradio 2 Apprentice Trilema translator. [02:09]
assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/27814f0bdea07cec [02:09]
mircea_popescu asciilifeform like what ? [02:10]
mircea_popescu and in other-saltmines news, http://49.media.tumblr.com/407f19fd35af1a589eb9a09d5cb6843e/tumblr_n17g3hc6QR1ssnq53o1_400.gif [02:10]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1O6XnCh ) [02:10]
asciilifeform mircea_popescu: such as desks that would easily fit in public toilet stalls, etc [02:11]
mircea_popescu a [02:11]
asciilifeform but neither this nor any of the other elements taken separately was the interesting bit [02:12]
asciilifeform the interesting, if you will, bit, was the whole put-your-pistol-in-your-mouth-every-night banal deadly boredom of the entire shebang. [02:12]
mircea_popescu civilisation is not for everyone. [02:13]
asciilifeform quite. [02:13]
gabrielradio THEREFORE, it is established that any Bitcoin company, or trader or merchant or other entity deriving a worldly profit from the otherworldly workings of Bitcoin, is to pay a tax in sum of 0.1% or a hundred thousand satoshi per full Bitcoin realised, into the coffers of the Bitcoin Foundation [02:18]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19950 @ 0.00051014 = 10.1773 BTC [-] {2} [02:18]
gabrielradio does one need to send this from an address known as his, so as to prove his satisfaction of the obligation? [02:18]
trinque prove to whom? [02:26]
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gabrielradio to the foundation, i guess [02:27]
trinque could make a deed of it. [02:29]
trinque as several bitcoin bitcoin businesses already do. [02:31]
trinque s/bitcoin// [02:31]
trinque computer died mid-sentence :p [02:31]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82950 @ 0.00051064 = 42.3576 BTC [+] [02:38]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 185400 @ 0.00050719 = 94.033 BTC [-] {7} [03:48]
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punkman http://blog.regehr.org/archives/28 [04:12]
assbot Embedded in Academia : Nine ways to break your systems code using volatile ... ( http://bit.ly/1ToDV87 ) [04:12]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52887 @ 0.00050661 = 26.7931 BTC [-] {2} [04:22]
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BingoBoingo High Risk Arbitrage: https://archive.is/s57zr [04:51]
assbot Just got arrested for buying stolen gift cards with Bitcoin and then re-selling them. I did not know they were stolen. BEING CHARGED WITH A FELONY!!! What do I do??? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q4z6mD ) [04:51]
punkman "Over 6 months I bought about $30,000 worth of Starbucks gift cards for about $6,000." no shit sherlock [04:51]
punkman http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/12/03/mt_etna_erupts_in_spectacular_volcanic_event.html [05:02]
assbot Mt. Etna erupts in spectacular volcanic event. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q4zGAy ) [05:02]
punkman http://www.nationalgeographic.it/images/2015/12/03/163808228-29f3488f-d73c-4648-b84b-4da012f42202.jpg [05:03]
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adlai http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/technology/future_tense/2015/12/151203_FT_Mt-Etna.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpg << "I'a Cthulhu! I'a S'ha-t'n!" [05:18]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63676 @ 0.00050682 = 32.2723 BTC [+] {3} [05:19]
adlai "Roman records from 122BC show a large eruption eruption... taxes were cancelled for 10 years to help locals rebuild" << again the capacitor knob [05:20]
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punkman "Brian Snow, former director of Information Assurance for the NSA said it best at a conference in Greece recently: "I’m here to tell you that your cyber systems continue to function and serve you not due to the expertise of your security staff but solely due to the sufferance of your opponents"." [08:20]
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mircea_popescu brian snow quoting #b-a without attribution. [08:22]
mircea_popescu what the fuck do they teach in "information assurance" class if they've not gotten to plagiarism yet! [08:22]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86805 @ 0.0005084 = 44.1317 BTC [+] {4} [08:22]
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mircea_popescu to the foundation, i guess << trhe whole point is that it's voluntary. so you can do whatever you want. [08:23]
mircea_popescu ahaha that redditard guy. "i did not know you were stolen your honoars!!!!" "were they discounted ?" "well yes, but this totally happens all the time" "with what ?" "with for instance... stolen cars, if people sell it to the chop shop... or if someone is selling something out of the trunk downtown ? or like... if it's you know, like we say on the street hot" "..." [08:25]
gabrielradio "this obligation is a moral requirement, and outside of the opinion of the sovereign people it will not be enforced." [08:27]
gabrielradio yes, but say someone in b-a inquires about your payments to the foundation [08:27]
mircea_popescu well, jurov is teh treasurer. he might be amenable to making arrangements for you, if it's a significant sum. alternatively, you can use the forward secret method. [08:29]
mircea_popescu (make deed today that "i will pay sum so and so to foundation address tomorrow", then pay tomorrow.) [08:29]
mircea_popescu the adequacy of bitcoin is eerly evident in this context : "what happens if someone sees my secret and steals it ?" "well... i guess you can pay again." [08:33]
mircea_popescu clearly this thing is not coming from anywhere we've seen before. [08:33]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27062 @ 0.00050713 = 13.724 BTC [-] [08:47]
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adlai you can also sign from the input addresses [08:57]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 97800 @ 0.00049619 = 48.5274 BTC [+] {3} [10:44]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58807 @ 0.000496 = 29.1683 BTC [-] [11:07]
shinohai deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/3RQG97A.txt [11:18]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/21BEUYG ) [11:18]
deedbot- rejected: 1 [11:18]
shinohai god fucking dammit why can't I do this right? >.< [11:19]
deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Federal Reserve will raise interest rate at December FOMC meeting - http://bitbet.us/bet/1221/federal-reserve-will-raise-interest-rate-at-december/#b27 [11:20]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79300 @ 0.00049623 = 39.351 BTC [+] {2} [11:22]
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assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75050 @ 0.00049591 = 37.218 BTC [+] {3} [11:34]
trinque shinohai: just verify them on your end before trying to submit [11:53]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56600 @ 0.00049824 = 28.2004 BTC [+] {2} [11:56]
asciilifeform 'even die hards like the charismatic chief research officer of anti virus firm FSecure (Mikko Hypponen) have to concede their utility (or lack thereof). In a recent post he wrote: "What this means is that all of us had missed detecting this malware for two years, or more. That's a spectacular failure for our company, and for the antivirus industry in general.. This story does not end with Flame. It's highly likely there are ot [11:56]
asciilifeform her similar attacks already underway that we havn't detected yet. Put simply, attacks like these work.. Flame was a failure for the anti-virus industry. We really should have been able to do better. But we didn't. We were out of our league, in our own game."' << mega-l0l!! [11:56]
asciilifeform Run Moar Winblowz!!111 [11:56]
asciilifeform Run Moar Antivirus! [11:56]
asciilifeform Buy Moar Wintel. [11:57]
asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336309 << mega-piece and every word of it is true. [11:59]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 07:10:21; punkman: http://blog.regehr.org/archives/28 [11:59]
asciilifeform but compiler optimization retardation is not limited to the effects described therein [12:00]
asciilifeform i have seen some truly astonishing idiocies. [12:00]
asciilifeform (does anyone recall the very recent thread re: gcc optimizing away a certain kind of security check WHEN EXPLICITLY ASKED NOT TO ?) [12:01]
asciilifeform and the snivelling little piece of shit who piped up to defend this ? [12:01]
asciilifeform it wasn't drepper, or poettering, somebody unknown [12:02]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81000 @ 0.00049963 = 40.47 BTC [+] {2} [12:04]
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asciilifeform re: yesterday's 'd-wave' thread: i often wonder what would happen if somebody were to demonstrate a machine, costing fiddybux instead of fiddymillion, that has the exact same performance on the exact same problems using... ordinary op-amps [12:14]
asciilifeform (demonstrating that 'd-wave' is simply a monstrously overpriced analogue calculator) [12:14]
asciilifeform now, nobody will do this for sane commercial reasons because - afaik - nobody actually required these toy problems ~solved~ [12:15]
asciilifeform quickly, or otherwise. [12:15]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40230 @ 0.00050015 = 20.121 BTC [+] {3} [12:16]
asciilifeform i also can't help but appreciate the sheer magnitude of the 'fud' surrounding 'd-wave' - as if there could be any doubt whatsoever that the box is a work of charlatanry (doesn't run shor's algo and break rsa? not quantum comp. QED.) [12:17]
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thestringpuller so much coinbase dick sucking everywhere [12:28]
shinohai i saw that. One post about them on reddit got gilded x3 [12:29]
mircea_popescu what does that do ? [12:31]
thestringpuller it means the redditards liked what you wrote so much, they bought you reddit gold. [12:33]
thestringpuller 3 times! [12:33]
mircea_popescu which does... [12:33]
thestringpuller nothing but state you spent money via reddit in their name. [12:33]
thestringpuller which is redditarded. [12:34]
thestringpuller to think redditnotes was almost a thing [12:34]
thestringpuller and who the fuck is Steve Sokolowski? [12:35]
mircea_popescu why are we redoing the flame thing ? it's not 2012 anymore, and srsly, "one of the most sophisticated, md5-hash based, windows-only piece of crapolade ever" ? [12:35]
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asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it was mentioned on account of having been found by same av co. as 'stuxnet', and likewise far away from the pwning site and long after the fact of. [13:16]
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shinohai http://www.wbaltv.com/news/aberdeen-police-officer-shot-in-face/36792688 <<< took mircea_popescu 's advice [13:42]
assbot Police: Suspect who shot Aberdeen police officer in face taken into custody | Maryland News - WBAL Home ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYV2Qe ) [13:42]
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trinque shinohai: somehow I'm doubtful boston's white thug population ever read anything [13:52]
trinque meanwhile, http://www.whdh.com/story/30528690/multiple-bomb-threats-reported-across-massachusetts [13:54]
assbot Multiple bomb threats reported across Massachusetts - 7News Boston WHDH-TV ... ( http://bit.ly/1YNLaKl ) [13:54]
trinque shinohai: and whoops, that was maryland [13:54]
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trinque I guess that look is spreading [13:55]
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pete_dushenski didn't obama have some lulzy press conpherence quote after the recent california shootings (at the autistard clinic) along the lines of "these shooting are more and more frequent and we know we can't stop them but we sure wouldn't mind making them ~less frequent~" [13:59]
pete_dushenski shootings* [13:59]
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pete_dushenski http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2015/12/03/is-the-new-zuckerberg-fake-charity-an-estate-tax-avoidance-scheme/ << no kidding. [14:00]
assbot Philip Greenspun's Weblog » Is the new Zuckerberg fake charity an estate tax avoidance scheme? ... ( http://bit.ly/1QYXTIJ ) [14:00]
trinque pete_dushenski: that guy started trying to spin a gun control narrative the day of [14:01]
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pete_dushenski greenspun ? [14:02]
trinque nah, president bahamas [14:02]
pete_dushenski lol o well that's sorta his job [14:02]
pete_dushenski maintain monopoly on force so that the state may have some hope of social relevance [14:03]
pete_dushenski https://www.jwz.org/blog/2015/11/keyboard-lossage-mouse-lossage-everything-is-terrible/ << i lollered when jwz comes around to admitting that 'everything was fine until i upgraded to mac osx 10.11 (el capitain)' [14:04]
assbot jwz: Keyboard lossage, mouse lossage, everything is terrible ... ( http://bit.ly/1YNMop9 ) [14:04]
pete_dushenski "i just expected it to work!" [14:04]
pete_dushenski y'know, like osx did back on 10.6 and no later. [14:04]
trinque "You know, when I first switched to MacOS from Linux, the fact that I was finally using an operating system that understood that tracking the mouse was the highest priority thing and that you could never, ever let that fall behind was one of the most refreshing things." << wtf kind of idiocy is this? [14:05]
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trinque if you want a realtime and preemptable kernel go have it [14:07]
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trinque as I understand it these preemption systems incur a great deal of additional complexity, and some wise folks might say keeping *that* to a minimum is of the greatest importance. [14:10]
mircea_popescu shinohai: somehow I'm doubtful boston's white thug population ever read anything < [14:11]
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pete_dushenski !s jwz [14:12]
assbot 42 results for 'jwz' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=jwz [14:12]
shinohai lol [14:13]
shinohai http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/03/Florida-womans-mystery-illness-traced-to-moldy-breast-implants/9591449165196/?spt=hs&or=on [14:14]
phf on a console you want operator issued commands to have priority over everything else, i don't think this has anything to do with the kernel. there was a set of patches for linux that gave scheduling priority to x11, and generally was supposed to make system much more responsive from operator side of things. guy quit over "giant co server needs decide what goes into kernel, i'm done" [14:15]
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phf i'm pretty sure it's one of stan's commandments of sane computing [14:16]
trinque phf: input is handled via interrupt right? [14:17]
mircea_popescu trinque i've not yet observed the mouse cursor lagging on any system that i can recall since mice became a thing. [14:17]
trinque nor have I. [14:17]
mircea_popescu i mean.... when is a desktop ever that loaded ? [14:18]
mircea_popescu and what the everloving fuck would you do with the mouse on a server [14:18]
trinque so if the OS is handling some other interrupt, it's not going to bother with the input interrupts until after [14:18]
trinque I read this guy as saying it should drop everything and move the cursor [14:18]
mircea_popescu maybe it should drop everything and "just make it work" [14:18]
phf trinque: a combination of system calls and interrupts, but it's up to scheduler to decide what to do and when. "handling some other interrupt" is usually not the bottle neck [14:18]
mircea_popescu afaik dumbass osen (such as windoze) end up looking choppy because they handle the swap poorly and the windows manager ends up conflicted with some higher priority item on "memory" access [14:19]
mircea_popescu this shouldn't be a problem, except they're written by ustarded children, and so they expect everything all the time or else drop to the floor and cry [14:19]
phf it's usually handling millions of other interrupts, and then the scheduler needs to decide "oh there's some mouse events, maybe i should prioritize them a bit" [14:20]
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mircea_popescu !up OZmaster [14:21]
-assbot- You voiced OZmaster for 30 minutes. [14:21]
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trinque phf: that makes sense [14:21]
mircea_popescu phf i don' think this ever happened at the scheduler level. [14:21]
OZmaster hi all [14:21]
mircea_popescu it's usually the wm going "oh, i caqn't have X ? THEN I WILL WAIT WITH EVERYTHING!!1" [14:21]
mircea_popescu can't update cursor position until i have a hash of all the 50000 icons i put in that folder. [14:22]
mircea_popescu hi OZmaster [14:22]
mircea_popescu who're you ? [14:22]
OZmaster just a trader looking for some company [14:22]
mircea_popescu ic [14:22]
OZmaster hope its not against the rules :) [14:23]
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pete_dushenski ;;google bitcoin-assets rules and regulations [14:23]
gribble #bitcoin-assets rules and regulations on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: ; Bitcoin assets attract HNIs, companies | Business ... - Samachar: ; Is bitcoin legal? - CoinDesk: [14:24]
pete_dushenski OZmaster: waddyou trade mostly ? [14:24]
mircea_popescu "hnis" ?! [14:24]
mircea_popescu will wonders never surcease. [14:24]
OZmaster cable and BTC,,, some alts but not that many [14:24]
pete_dushenski cable ? [14:24]
mircea_popescu OZmaster get a pgp key reg in the wot while at it. [14:25]
pete_dushenski !h [14:25]
assbot http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/irc_bots/assbot [14:25]
pete_dushenski ^ OZmaster [14:25]
OZmaster reading [14:26]
OZmaster cable? EUR/USD lulzzzz [14:26]
pete_dushenski aha. [14:27]
kakobrekla on bit4x? [14:27]
OZmaster nah [14:28]
OZmaster 1b [14:28]
kakobrekla too bad [14:28]
mircea_popescu lol [14:28]
OZmaster why? [14:28]
OZmaster i mean why too bad ? [14:29]
mircea_popescu kakobrekla runs bit4x. [14:29]
OZmaster oh ic [14:30]
OZmaster :D [14:30]
phf kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=02-12-2015#1335374 plx [14:30]
assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 06:12:15; phf: kakobrekla: hey, uploaded log files are busted, title fetches done by assbot have extra newlines, that correspond to newlines in the title. here's affected entry ids, http://paste.lisp.org/display/163299 [14:30]
kakobrekla will look into it today [14:30]
phf thanks! [14:30]
OZmaster will make sure i register kakobrekla [14:30]
kakobrekla im not twisting your arm or anything. [14:31]
OZmaster never heard of it before i wanna check it out :D [14:31]
OZmaster oh ic u run it through an app [14:32]
OZmaster very nice [14:32]
mircea_popescu if it doesn't work you can let us know here, we'll twist kako's arms over it for many years to come :D [14:32]
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pete_dushenski those are either giant pockets or very tiny arms [14:34]
kakobrekla virtual arms [14:34]
pete_dushenski aha like asciilifeform's shiva arms [14:35]
kakobrekla yeah, only i dont have that many. [14:35]
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pete_dushenski next reincaration [14:36]
pete_dushenski reincarNation* [14:36]
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mircea_popescu !up Presstrump [14:38]
-assbot- You voiced Presstrump for 30 minutes. [14:38]
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OZmaster EUR is nice today [14:38]
OZmaster cool trades to catch [14:38]
Presstrump hehe, thanks mircea_popescu ;) [14:38]
OZmaster do you guys also mine BTC/alts? [14:39]
Presstrump OZmaster, no, they pretty much talk about how everything BTC related is a scam. [14:42]
kakobrekla is it not? [14:42]
OZmaster lulz, well cant argue much there [14:42]
Presstrump with the exception of MPEx, that is ;) [14:42]
pete_dushenski OZmaster: there's not much in the way of btc miner representation amongst the regulars here. as for alts, the folks here are more likely to short them than mine them. [14:43]
mircea_popescu most sane miners don't advertise this, either. [14:43]
pete_dushenski ^ [14:43]
OZmaster i didnt mean as advertisement was just so a question [14:44]
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OZmaster mircea_popescu why u mean that they dont "advertise" it ? [14:44]
mircea_popescu yeah. just saying, if someone's claiming to be a miner, odds are they're a scammer. [14:45]
OZmaster is it dangerous to let people know one is mining? [14:45]
mircea_popescu obviously. [14:45]
OZmaster huh why? [14:45]
Presstrump alts only exist to extract BTC from n00bs [14:45]
OZmaster oh u surely mean all the cloudmining sites? [14:45]
mircea_popescu mno, i mean actual miners. [14:46]
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OZmaster how could they "use" the term miner to scam something:S i'm totaly not folowing now [14:46]
mircea_popescu ok, lets see if we can make sense of this. [14:48]
mircea_popescu 1. miners are key points of the bitcoin infrastructure. unlike traditional infrastructure such as the hoover dam or the pentagon, the miners do not have to be physically discernible. [14:49]
pete_dushenski http://i.imgur.com/flgQkam.webm << hottie [14:49]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJ8u2H ) [14:49]
mircea_popescu the same exact incentives exist to attack all of these. consequently, there exists exactly no incentive for a miner to advertise ; and strong incentive not to. [14:49]
OZmaster oh ic ic [14:50]
mircea_popescu 2. conversely, all confidence games are predicated on the same process : "is it called a confidence game because i'm supposed to give you my confidence ?" "no. because i give yo umine". [14:50]
mircea_popescu so... yeah. all con men start by breaking a minor taboo of this sort. the widest known is the "make money" derp, who can't cease talking about how much money he made bla bla. [14:50]
mircea_popescu has he ? besides the fucking point. talking about how much you make is his way of getting under your skin. [14:51]
OZmaster i see what u mean now [14:51]
mircea_popescu aite. [14:51]
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OZmaster ty [14:52]
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pete_dushenski np [14:53]
OZmaster well not to mention the cloudmineing sites then, ponzis 101 [14:54]
OZmaster each one ofem [14:54]
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mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2012/the-problem-with-pmbs-ie-perpetual-mining-bonds/ <<< exactly nothing has changed since 2012 but the name [14:57]
assbot The problem with PMBs, ie "Perpetual Mining Bonds" on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJ9qUH ) [14:57]
mircea_popescu scammers still trying to sell pmbs to redditards, with mixed success. [14:57]
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deedbot- [Trilema] Ever heard of Ion Iliescu ? - http://trilema.com/2015/ever-heard-of-ion-iliescu/ [14:59]
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OZmaster yeh well i know they are, i got fked myself majourly by one [15:02]
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ben_vulpes "As part of the Affordable Care Act, the tax is intended to help fund expanded coverage for the uninsured and to contain health care spending by discouraging employers from offering overly generous benefits." << thou shalt not enjoy life [15:04]
ben_vulpes "The so-called “Cadillac Tax” will be levied in 2018 on companies that offer the “richest” benefits." [15:04]
mircea_popescu lmao [15:05]
mircea_popescu everyone must have obamacare. EVERYONE. [15:05]
mircea_popescu in other news, http://49.media.tumblr.com/991545fd969b9cdc182581669453bfd6/tumblr_n1vtt6LUHV1rux8ebo1_400.gif [15:06]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1QZ6HhN ) [15:06]
pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: lel. "badge engineering tax" [15:06]
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pete_dushenski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayPO0LMAnc4 << 'nigerian style' [15:14]
assbot Adele's "HELLO'' cover by DAVID JONES DAVID - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJbewZ ) [15:14]
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kakobrekla "It's like pre-Sumerian civilization," says Brad Cox, who wrote the software for Steve Jobs NeXT computer and is a professor at George Mason University. "The way we build software is in the hunter-gatherer stage." [15:25]
kakobrekla John Munson, a software engineer and professor of computer science at the University of Idaho, is not quite so generous. "Cave art," he says. "It's primitive. We supposedly teach computer science. There's no science here at all." [15:25]
kakobrekla unexpected honesty http://www.fastcompany.com/28121/they-write-right-stuff [15:25]
assbot They Write the Right Stuff ... ( http://bit.ly/1QZ9yr5 ) [15:25]
kakobrekla and for mp > For one thing, 12 of the 22 people in the room are women, many of them senior managers or senior technical staff. [15:27]
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ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336440 << routinely on my box [15:28]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:15:37; mircea_popescu: trinque i've not yet observed the mouse cursor lagging on any system that i can recall since mice became a thing. [15:28]
ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336442 << mine. for fucks sake. [15:28]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:16:10; mircea_popescu: i mean.... when is a desktop ever that loaded ? [15:28]
ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336445 << fuck the cursor. but THE KEYBOARD - yes. see also: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=215 [15:29]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:16:33; trinque: I read this guy as saying it should drop everything and move the cursor [15:29]
assbot Loper OS » First Law of Sane Personal Computing ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJdAfi ) [15:29]
shinohai https://blog.ethereum.org/2015/12/03/how-to-build-your-own-cryptocurrency/ << [15:29]
assbot Ethereum: how to build your own cryptocurrency without coding ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJdEvu ) [15:29]
ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336448 << swap isn't much of a thing on a reasonably modern box with multiple GB of ram [15:30]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 17:17:39; mircea_popescu: afaik dumbass osen (such as windoze) end up looking choppy because they handle the swap poorly and the windows manager ends up conflicted with some higher priority item on "memory" access [15:30]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00049404 = 8.7939 BTC [-] [15:33]
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ascii_field 'Otherwise, the hour-long meeting is sober and revealing, a brief window on the culture. For one thing, 12 of the 22 people in the room are women, many of them senior managers or senior technical staff. The on-board shuttle group, with its stability and professionalism, seems particularly appealing to women programmers.' [15:39]
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ascii_field engineering types (and financial folks even) have masturbated to the u.s. space program for generations, but the facts do not wholly support this. [15:46]
ascii_field and even to the extent that they do - the actual causes are misunderstood. [15:46]
ascii_field YES you can get mighty good results from: teenager-REMOVAL, tard-removal, jwz-removal, microshit-removal, webdev-removal. [15:47]
assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 96700 @ 0.00049305 = 47.6779 BTC [-] {2} [15:47]
ascii_field the successes in the software world, few as they are, are largely successes of EXTERMINATORS. [15:47]
*jurov* PRIVMSG mircea_popescu :http://dpaste.com/3KGDTA0 [15:48]
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mircea_popescu kakobrekla tell you what, of all tech companies, all bitcoin companies, and all companies in general, mpex stuff has the most women involved. [15:59]
mircea_popescu so... [15:59]
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mircea_popescu the successes in the software world, few as they are, are largely successes of EXTERMINATORS. << my view also. [16:01]
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ascii_field speaking of this, i dreamed last night that i was playing a pc game called 'plague', where you are - as printed on the crate - a fella trying to escape from plague, and score points also for containing the spread thereof in various ways [16:16]
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ascii_field when i woke up, thought that it would also be interesting if you could play 'as'... plague [16:20]
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ascii_field mircea_popescu: oh and it turns out that i'm a moron: https://www.iqt.org/portfolio [16:24]
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ascii_field and just when i thought that the snake oils couldn't get any more laughable, [16:30]
ascii_field 'PrivateEye enlists computer vision technology to actively protect computer or tablet screens against unauthorized viewers by detecting and alerting the user when an eavesdropper attempts to read the display.' [16:30]
ascii_field ( optiolabs.com ) [16:31]
ascii_field 'EYES WILL ROAM, BUT YOUR SENSITIVE DATA WON’T.' << actual motherfucking quote [16:31]
ascii_field and yet moar lulzy, even, [16:33]
ascii_field 'Narrative Science is the leader in automated narrative generation for the enterprise. Powered by artificial intelligence, its Quill platform analyzes data from disparate sources, understands what is important, then automatically generates perfectly written narratives to convey meaning from the data for any intended consumer or business audience, at unlimited scale.' [16:33]
ascii_field ^ our filipinos! [16:33]
ascii_field here they are. [16:33]
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phf mircea_popescu: in x11, wm is a separate process, so it should fall under usual scheduling rules. i.e. if it misbehaves, kernel will take control away from it [16:38]
phf but if kernel treats your wm same way it treats apache server... [16:38]
ascii_field http://www.sonitustechnologies.com << ye olde radio tooth [16:40]
assbot SONITUS ... ( http://bit.ly/1m1SzaO ) [16:40]
liquidassets danielpbarron can you give me spiritual reference for "god remembers" and "god forgets" [16:44]
ascii_field http://zeuss.com/our-story << u.s. tax dollarz at wurk !1111 [16:44]
assbot Our Story | Zeuss ... ( http://bit.ly/1lCoPAP ) [16:44]
ascii_field 'PS. If you got this far you just read 818 words that I wrote late one night after midnight with a tired jack russell passed out in my lap. Thank you for being interested in what we are doing.' [16:45]
ascii_field http://zeuss.com/zteam << compleat with chix [16:45]
assbot Team | Zeuss ... ( http://bit.ly/1lCoXjT ) [16:45]
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phf !up ascii_field [16:46]
phf hmm [16:47]
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phf ah [16:47]
mircea_popescu ^ our filipinos! <<< exactly like the mechanical turk of yore, the faux ai scam is still with us. [16:50]
ascii_field https://www.narrativescience.com/press-release-aml << glorious thing, re: same [16:50]
assbot Press Release: AML Solution | Narrative Science ... ( http://bit.ly/1lCpBOu ) [16:50]
ascii_field they peddle automated idiot usgistic boilerplate... [16:50]
mircea_popescu and who the fuck is jack russell [16:50]
mircea_popescu o don't tell me, let me guess. the guy's caniche [16:51]
ascii_field mircea_popescu: it may be a dog [16:51]
mircea_popescu if only the soviets had "technological innovators" such as these [16:52]
mircea_popescu oh wait. [16:52]
mircea_popescu they did. [16:52]
mircea_popescu "CHICAGO, IL – November 10, 2015 – Narrative Science, the leader in advanced natural language generation for the enterprise, today announced the launch of Quill for Anti-Money Laundering (AML). According to recent research from KPMG, spending in North America to combat money-laundering activities has risen by 71 percent over the past three years and is predicted to keep increasing." [16:53]
mircea_popescu lost in all of this bathwater, any actual money to wash. the us is about as poor as argentina. [16:53]
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mircea_popescu but whatever, hay mas futuro. [16:53]
ascii_field recall that to the 'aml' folks, ~all~ money is american [16:54]
mircea_popescu except they don't have any. [16:54]
ascii_field the thieves' hands are of finite-length, yes. appetites - no. [16:54]
mircea_popescu all the appetites in the world and five bitcets will buy them a cup of coffee [16:55]
mircea_popescu if the shop's open. [16:55]
ascii_field the idea was, nominally, appetite + bitcents + wunderwaffen [16:55]
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* mircea_popescu is looking forward to when congress finally buys some "quill" to keep up with the "ever increasing needs" of the legislative process. [16:57]
mircea_popescu a century of laws nobody read has really been long enough. time for laws nobody actually wrote. [16:57]
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liquidassets MP where's your quote on what a 'walk of shame' is? [17:00]
liquidassets I need to get better at this searching thing...apologies [17:00]
danielpbarron http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336604 << could you be more specific? there are many such references [17:00]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 19:42:30; liquidassets: danielpbarron can you give me spiritual reference for "god remembers" and "god forgets" [17:00]
mircea_popescu !s walk of shame from:mircea [17:01]
assbot 0 results for 'walk of shame from:mircea' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=walk+of+shame+from%3Amircea [17:01]
mircea_popescu apparently, nowhere. [17:01]
liquidassets danielpbarron you seem to quote the bible frequently, is this because you know it so well? or is there an easy reference/tool to use [17:01]
liquidassets NO MP you said it about shame being a personal thing like guilt..or something. About the girl walking down the street feeling shame or not.. [17:02]
danielpbarron a little of both. In order to use the easy reference I had to already have intimate knowledge of the text [17:02]
danielpbarron i search on biblegateway sometimes for key words, although i don't like to actually link to that site since it's javascript nightmare garbage [17:03]
danielpbarron and sometimes i do a google search for site:atruechurch.info whatever_keyword [17:03]
liquidassets ugh....how do we save these texts...? [17:03]
mircea_popescu "It’s hard to overstate how bad an idea it is for a compiler to use strange heuristics about code structure to guess the developer’s intent." [17:05]
mircea_popescu nigga...say wut ? [17:05]
mircea_popescu this is ALL the compiler ever fucking does, are you kidding me ? [17:05]
liquidassets that's why I need a link god dammit [17:05]
mircea_popescu this "we labeled this function comprehension so now the program is comprehending" thing goes to the fucking core of things, it's like the only wife computer dorks ever had huh. [17:05]
thestringpuller buddy of mine who isn't into bitcoin (but is into crypto) said this: hat's why I worry about "widespread bitcoin adoption" - read that as: banks/govs hijack [17:06]
liquidassets I'm searching you [17:06]
thestringpuller bitcoin [17:06]
punkman http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336372 << kinda why I can't really bring myself to study C/C++ [17:06]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 14:58:26; asciilifeform: but compiler optimization retardation is not limited to the effects described therein [17:06]
liquidassets thank you danielpbarron I haven't tried searching the bible but hopefully 12 years of vacation bible school are still good for something [17:08]
punkman especially this part, "Volatile is of very limited usefulness on a machine that is out-of-order, multiprocessor, or both", SO WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BOTHER [17:09]
thestringpuller volatile keyword was very useful for interrupts on the Gameboy Advance [17:09]
thestringpuller that's about my extent of use [17:11]
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punkman "Old gcc upgrade: Bug fixes, some speed, some intrinsics. New gcc upgrade: I AM THE LORD THY GCC AND I WILL BREAK YOUR SYSTEM. FEAR MY WRATH." [17:14]
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ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336635 << yer too late, we have this already. except it's armies of intern gurlz, vs. shanninizers (gurlz are cheaper) [17:18]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 19:56:04; mircea_popescu: a century of laws nobody read has really been long enough. time for laws nobody actually wrote. [17:18]
ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336661 << 'cause you can't implement the os without ? [17:20]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 20:07:17; punkman: especially this part, "Volatile is of very limited usefulness on a machine that is out-of-order, multiprocessor, or both", SO WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE BOTHER [17:20]
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punkman sad turtles all the way down [17:21]
ascii_field liquishit all the way down. [17:23]
mircea_popescu we have this already. except it's armies of intern gurlz, vs. shanninizers (gurlz are cheaper) <<< you recall, i actually published the minutes of how this goes. [17:24]
ascii_field hm? [17:24]
mircea_popescu ;;google Daphna Waxman [17:25]
gribble SEC.gov | SEC Charges Three Firms With Violating Custody Rule: ; SEC Knocks on MPEx's Door, Popescu Doesn't Budge | Finance ...: ; SEC gets on the Bitcoin investigation bandwagon ... - Washington Post: (1 more message) [17:25]
ascii_field ah, them [17:25]
mircea_popescu awww, look at her! intern gurl hired to get people to talk to the phone people at her office, is now internets famous!Q [17:25]
ascii_field the ones i was thinking of were the nameless chix who crapped out 'obamacare', which fills a book case, and similar [17:25]
ascii_field by hand, in microshit 'word' [17:25]
mircea_popescu there's no difference. [17:26]
ascii_field not really, aha [17:26]
mircea_popescu this one'd be equally nameless, if i weren't here to break the inane anon-government convention [17:26]
mircea_popescu (have you ever noticed that nobody ever fucking publishes the names of the agentura ? if say a police officer is ever NAMED he's either in a fringe local paper in a red state or else accused of something. it's never "the swat team, composed of x y z and k" or so forth. ) [17:27]
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mircea_popescu ascii_field http://trilema.com/2015/no-such-labs-snsa-november-2015-statement/ [18:02]
assbot No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2015 Statement on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJzpeM ) [18:02]
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deedbot- [Trilema] No Such lAbs (S.NSA), November 2015 Statement - http://trilema.com/2015/no-such-labs-snsa-november-2015-statement/ [18:18]
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mircea_popescu ascii_field "At some point I may do a similar surgical extraction for GPG 1.4.10’s entropy gatherer, but this is a very different project." << i have nfi why you'd be including "software entropy generators". [18:58]
mircea_popescu http://www.loper-os.org/pub/sov/3.jpg << notbad chocolates. [18:59]
assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1lgfcIw ) [18:59]
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mircea_popescu (Sometimes I think that perhaps one of the best things I could do with my life is: find a gigantic pile of proprietary software that was a trade secret, and start handing out copies on a street corner so it wouldn't be a trade secret any more, and perhaps that would be a much more efficient way for me to give people new free software than actually writing it myself; but everyone is too cowardly to even take it.) [19:04]
mircea_popescu start reading rms' side of the "how i [didn't really] invent emacs" for the lulz, stay for the glory. [19:05]
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mircea_popescu ( http://www.free-soft.org/gpl_history/ for the curious) [19:05]
assbot The History of the GNU General Public License ... ( http://bit.ly/1lggkfi ) [19:05]
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BingoBoingo http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/chess-grandmaster-from-shrewsbury-allegedly-paid-young-son-to-drink/article_fd58736b-3941-507c-8b73-a9e41378588f.html [20:11]
assbot Chess grandmaster from Shrewsbury allegedly paid young son to drink wine : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1XHiwxz ) [20:11]
BingoBoingo Win >> "Catlett said police have been unable to reach him since the charges were filed Monday." [20:11]
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gribble Current Blocks: 386738 | Current Difficulty: 7.272278064254718E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 387071 | Next Difficulty In: 333 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 days, 5 hours, 16 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None [20:23]
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asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336701 << who said we'd be ~using~ the extracted meat ?! [22:00]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 21:56:53; mircea_popescu: ascii_field "At some point I may do a similar surgical extraction for GPG 1.4.10’s entropy gatherer, but this is a very different project." << i have nfi why you'd be including "software entropy generators". [22:00]
asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336685 << what next, publish 'names' of individual rats who spread the black plague ? [22:01]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 20:25:35; mircea_popescu: (have you ever noticed that nobody ever fucking publishes the names of the agentura ? if say a police officer is ever NAMED he's either in a fringe local paper in a red state or else accused of something. it's never "the swat team, composed of x y z and k" or so forth. ) [22:01]
asciilifeform names only make sense for things that are distinguishable and distinct [22:02]
asciilifeform if tomorrow we learn that cockroaches have names, amongst themselves, should exterminators take roll call before spraying ? [22:02]
asciilifeform not one of these people will ever be in wot, even if he lived for a hundred years; and if by some odd chance one did, it'd be under another spam name [22:05]
asciilifeform but, interestingly, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336677 [22:06]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 20:23:11; gribble: SEC.gov | SEC Charges Three Firms With Violating Custody Rule: ; SEC Knocks on MPEx's Door, Popescu Doesn't Budge | Finance ...: ; SEC gets on the Bitcoin investigation bandwagon ... - Washington Post: (1 more message) [22:06]
asciilifeform ^ the first link actually has the names of the monkeys who participated [22:06]
asciilifeform incl. daphne whoever [22:06]
asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-12-2015#1336704 << was copyrightability of softs in usa still a disputed thing when rms wrote this ? [22:07]
assbot Logged on 04-12-2015 22:03:01; mircea_popescu: (Sometimes I think that perhaps one of the best things I could do with my life is: find a gigantic pile of proprietary software that was a trade secret, and start handing out copies on a street corner so it wouldn't be a trade secret any more, and perhaps that would be a much more efficient way for me to give people new free software than actually writing it myself; but everyone is to [22:07]
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* asciilifeform bday today. old. [22:55]
asciilifeform lulzy: [23:02]
asciilifeform #if 0 [23:02]
asciilifeform static void [23:02]
asciilifeform stronger_key_check ( RSA_secret_key *skey ) [23:02]
asciilifeform guess where. [23:02]
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punkman gpg? [23:08]
punkman happy bday asciilifeform [23:08]
asciilifeform thx! [23:09]
mod6 happy birthday asciilifeform :] [23:22]
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