The Disaster Artisti is a shameless corporate attempt at monetizing The Roomii. The idea transparently is, "not like these guys are gonna sue us, how about we find a blondy with bigger tits and pretend to have made the making-of". The hot topic-ness of the misery is carried to the extreme extent of actually playing sampled scenes from the original during the final credits, side by side with their current re-enaction. You see how authentic the ameritards are, it looks in places exactly almost like the same!!
If, inexplicably, 2017 caught you still looking for something to make you ashamed you were born in the sad wasteland caught between Canada and Mexico, this sadness readily fulfills the role. If you couldn't give less of a shit, well... there you have it.
PS. It's not nearly the worst film of all time. It just happens to tickle the dumbest generation of narcissists that ever lived a certain wayiii, that's all.———
- 2017, by James Franco, with James Franco and some spineless fuckheads [↩]
- 2003, by Tommy Wiseau, with Tommy Wiseau, Juliette Danielle. [↩]
- "As a comedy, it’s merely a bad movie, but as one fanatically pursued, astonishingly misguided dream, it’s part of history.", as one of the inept morons (Charles Bramescu) puts it [↩]