Monday, 08 October, Year 10 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu


Did I mention how we were going by a dime store with pretty credible whore outfits in the window so I bought the bimbo this delicious duck-yellow romper with SpongeBob-Cheeseguyi drawn all over it ? That she had to wear to the lesbian club on free entrance night, obviouslyii. So what if it was made for a twelve year old ? That just means no underwear, rightiii ? Makes it all the easier to make out with local chicks (notwithstanding she didn't manage to kiss one, don't ask me, they have weird kissing hangups here).

What can I tell you, things be happening meanwhile, c'est tout.


  1. Yes they meanwhile explained to me he's not an animated block of cheese, what can I say, I thought... []
  2. Or to quote some fetlife fatty, "some lifestyle ignorant asshat" -- because their having read about it "online" for a coupla months totally beats my having practiced it for a few years past the decade. Doesn't it ?! []
  3. If you don't count "Cheap Whore" spelled out in thick red marker as "underwear", I mean. []
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  1. bimbo club is still the hottest spot in costa rica...

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 9 October 2018

    Do you remember the story of the aged moron that emptied a bottle of jw while you girls were dance-making out with those weird chicks ? All proud of himself and shit ?

    Intel meanwhile located him. He's this dork :

    What now ?

    I guess all that's left is getting high off one's own supply...

  3. lmao, who knew we were partying with a legend (I think we got flexed on)? Groping no kissing!

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 10 October 2018

    What's getting flexed on mean ?!?!?!

  5. For your readers - Urban Dictionary defines, "to flex" as to show off, to gloat, or to boast, which is the most popular definition of the word. Hence, no flex zone is essentially no showing off. I can provide more literature, if needed.

  6. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 10 October 2018

    Shit, thanks!

    See, this is why I keep you youngsters around the house, help with the hip.

    "Come all you young lads an' lay me down..."

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