Did I mention how we were going by a dime store with pretty credible whore outfits in the window so I bought the bimbo this delicious duck-yellow romper with SpongeBob-Cheeseguyi drawn all over it ? That she had to wear to the lesbian club on free entrance night, obviouslyii. So what if it was made for a twelve year old ? That just means no underwear, rightiii ? Makes it all the easier to make out with local chicks (notwithstanding she didn't manage to kiss one, don't ask me, they have weird kissing hangups here).
What can I tell you, things be happening meanwhile, c'est tout.
- Yes they meanwhile explained to me he's not an animated block of cheese, what can I say, I thought... [↩]
- Or to quote some fetlife fatty, "some lifestyle ignorant asshat" -- because their having read about it "online" for a coupla months totally beats my having practiced it for a few years past the decade. Doesn't it ?! [↩]
- If you don't count "Cheap Whore" spelled out in thick red marker as "underwear", I mean. [↩]