You thought I was kidding, did you. I wasn't kidding -- my dentist has a view!
This is not a singular situation, mind you. The following conversation actually took place :
"These guys have a great bathroom. Actually... it might be the best restaurant lavatory I've ever seen."
"The view wasn't that great."
Two things : a) the "view wasn't that great" party wasn't me ; and b) she had a fucking point. I have pictures with bathroom views because holy shit sherlock, taking an extended shit's never been this entertaining!
To put this problem in perspective : the more experience you amass, the more resources you have and the easier it is for you to get more resources. The more resources you have and can get, the easier it becomes for you to satisfy the most complicated points of curiosity. The more points of curiosity you satisfy, the more experience you amass ; and the more experience you've amassed, the harder it is to be impressed.
This, believe it or not, isn't such a great thing. In fact, the principal reason men prefer teenaged cunt (not that they'd ever admit it) has absolutely nothing to do with her, and absolutely everything to do with them : the less she's seen, the more she'll think of the scant they've goti.
And so that's why I'm such a curmudgeon -- because my very eager, and very cool and competent dentist also comes with a view. And that's also why your wife's such a bitch -- she's seen the inside of Arby's a million times and it just doesn't do anything for her anymore.
What can you do ?
Because I tell you truly, there's absolutely nothing that can be done.———
- Pretty sure I've said this once before but can't quite find it right now, sadly. If you find it, let me know. [↩]