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Wednesday, 18 April, Year 10 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

So I was walking by this Teledolar place, which teleports dollars (mostly to Nicaragua, San Salvador, and other locales that had the misfortune of the Great Inca "helping" them -- you know, like they helped Ukraina, Syria, Iraq etcetera), and I noticed the advertisement : "envio dinero". Well... why just dinero, you know ? Why not trinero also ? You know, money, dueney, triney...

Aanyway. Here's some luxury, opulence an' prestige (am I the only one to find the [clearly unintentional] virgin reference amusing ?) :

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Meanwhile in the park...

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He was kinda whoring, in the sense of trying to ferret us out for nuts or treats or something. What can you do...

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It's spring in Costa Rica...

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Just in case you were looking for the kiddie store, may I recommend these fine folks here. They're specialists. I can't say I ever bought a kid there myself, but a history stretching back to the concentration camps in my eyes speaks for itself!

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Above identified, a strange property of neoprotestant sects : as the women age, their stockings get thinner. Must be a faith thing.

Below, something for the A True Church followers in the audience : the drive-through chapel. No kidding.

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That'd be all for now! I pray that the Lord will richly reward your ministrations to Him!

Category: La pas prin lume
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8 Responses

  1. You know the Bible doesn’t specify what must constitute a wedding. It should be good enough to simply say, “you are my wife now.” Or just lay with her; you know, “become one flesh.” What God has joined, let not man separate.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 18 April 2018

    What's this relate to ?

  3. Quoting from some other place,

    Para dar una mejor atención, la iglesia dispone de más servidores dispuestos a dar el servicio de auto oración de 7 a 9 de la mañana, de lunes a viernes. Sin embargo, no le cierran la puerta a gente que se acerque a otras horas, usted solo tiene que llegar y tocar el pito para que lo atiendan.

    Yes. Just squeak the squeaker and attention shall follow. I guess auto felacion was just too obvious.

    "envio dinero". Well... why just dinero, you know ?

    Worse is dineros. It's like, you have what, two cents or what. Or plata. Rly, like borderline poor? I has aluminum can. Yay.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 19 April 2018

    Plata is actually silver, hence platinum.

  5. Y, but silver sounds cheap as fuck. And plata's not platino, which they had. Moreover, they went with the peso! I suppose it doesn't matter what's called since it can't be possessed by an enough number of people in order to reach consensus.

    And it's not necessarily bad, just funny wonders of the human language. If Vuvuzela finally goes with the petro thing, imagine gasoline price parity for products. 1 liter oil = 1 petro => ok, how much the bread? seven oil ounces or smth -> 0,2 petros. Yo Ramon, how much the whore? 100 petros you say? She really likes vaseline, doesn't she? So on.

  6. aetc, Venezuela's problem isn't oil prices anymore. It is engineers capable of getting the oil out. They were among the first to go largely fleeing to Canada 2013 through 2015.

    The "Bolivarian Revolution" can't develop new oil wells.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 22 April 2018

    Only because they're fucking idiots at running it.

    Should have organised the cunt market, let WoT'ed engineers take their pick of colegio girlies each year, and watch the fucking queues for obtainin the engineer anointment reach way into fucking Canada.

    But obviously this "we just want to run pantsuit with one knob filed off" they're trying ain't going anywhere. What is the fucking point, even, of running the entire country as an inconsequential herd of useless idiots while you machinegun-guard the resource extraction spots, if you're not going to actually milk the cows ?!

  8. Ah, so that's why Daddy entrusted Cuckteau with the pipeline. Cheers to the plantation then.

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