The Mangocratic Oath

Wednesday, 23 August, Year 9 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

"How about a mango ?"
"Sure... but what if it's poisonous ?"
"How do you know ?"
"It's a mango. They can't be poisonous, would go against their Mangocratic oath."
"What's that ?"
"You see, each mango gets to swear a Mangocratic oath. An official bee comes by when it's but a flower and administers it."
"But there's so many mangos. How could a single bee handle all of them ?"
"Oh, it's not a single official bee. There's lots of them. They have an office for official bees and everything."
"Are you saying there's a beerocracy ?"
"O ya."
"They're probably all drones."

The problem with taking in six-year-old slavegirls is that you have to explain everything to them!

Category: Zsilnic
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3 Responses

  1. lol

  2. Sorbete. Coconut and strawberry. To start associating the good things with the other good things.

  3. Le iei mai tarziu. Cand sunt mai coapte.

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