No Such lAbs (S.NSA), January 2017 Statement

Sunday, 05 February, Year 9 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming Outgoing
Description Value Description Value
256 GB ECC RAM box 0.38090752i
Total 0.0 Total 0.38090752
    S.NSA assets
    Account 01.01.2017 Net change 31.01.2017
    Cash 438.03450971 0.38090752 437.65360219
    Tangibles 8.20505811 0 8.20505811
    Intangibles and goodwill 27.02467107 0.38090752 27.40557859
    Total assets 473.26423889
    S.NSA liabilities
    Account 01.01.2017 Net change 31.01.2017
    Shareholder equity 473.26423889 0.0 473.26423889
    Total liabilities 473.26423889

      S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009990 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009420 BTC.

      S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

      # Fingerprint Shares BTC Par
      1 17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7 3`315`952 331.5952 1
      2 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 1`421`122 142.1122 1
      T 4`737`074 473.7074 1


        Production on batch 2 turned out to be remarkably slowii ; nevertheless we'll deliver it, probably Feb. Sorry for the delays, and well... see you next month!

        Oh, yes, we're also discussing what to make next. I expect it's gonna be cool.

        1. New year, new prices! []
        2. There's an entire saga here, which shall be approximated as follows :

          On Jan 10 14:35:39 :

          asciilifeform Still fighting with plant, they 'improved' their www and now component rotations in the order form are all fucked. I lack the words to describe this degree of idiocy.

          On Jan 26 20:29:30 :

          asciilifeform By the way we're rolling, as of 2 days ago, next batch of FUCKGOATS. Estimated mid-feb.
          mircea_popescu Cool.
          asciilifeform One hell of a mindfuck, they FUCKED the placement! Their 'engineer'. Fortunately i checked before it was too late.
          mircea_popescu Made in USA undeniably going away.
          asciilifeform More or less. They were wholly ready to put on the voltage regs backwards. Because 'oh noez Customers Find It Confusing To Rotate Components Themselves'
          mircea_popescu Engineer eh.
          asciilifeform Nuttery.

          Now that we understand each other, can you make the shithole great again before absolutely everyone absolutely moves on already ? It's 11:59:50something, you understand ?

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