No Such lAbs (S.NSA), January 2017 Statement
| S.NSA incoming and outgoing | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Incoming | Outgoing | |||
| Description | Value | Description | Value | |
| 256 GB ECC RAM box | 0.38090752i | |||
| Total | 0.0 | Total | 0.38090752 | |
| S.NSA assets | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Account | 01.01.2017 | Net change | 31.01.2017 |
| Cash | 438.03450971 | 0.38090752 | 437.65360219 |
| Tangibles | 8.20505811 | 0 | 8.20505811 |
| Intangibles and goodwill | 27.02467107 | 0.38090752 | 27.40557859 |
| Total assets | 473.26423889 | ||
| S.NSA liabilities | |||
| Account | 01.01.2017 | Net change | 31.01.2017 |
| Shareholder equity | 473.26423889 | 0.0 | 473.26423889 |
| Total liabilities | 473.26423889 | ||
S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009990 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009420 BTC.
S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :
| # | Fingerprint | Shares | BTC | Par |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7 | 3`315`952 | 331.5952 | 1 |
| 2 | 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 | 1`421`122 | 142.1122 | 1 |
| T | 4`737`074 | 473.7074 | 1 |
Production on batch 2 turned out to be remarkably slowii ; nevertheless we'll deliver it, probably Feb. Sorry for the delays, and well... see you next month!
Oh, yes, we're also discussing what to make next. I expect it's gonna be cool.
———- New year, new prices! [↩]
- There's an entire saga here, which shall be approximated as follows :
On Jan 10 14:35:39 :
asciilifeform Still fighting with plant, they 'improved' their www and now component rotations in the order form are all fucked. I lack the words to describe this degree of idiocy.
On Jan 26 20:29:30 :
asciilifeform By the way we're rolling, as of 2 days ago, next batch of FUCKGOATS. Estimated mid-feb.
mircea_popescu Cool.
asciilifeform One hell of a mindfuck, they FUCKED the placement! Their 'engineer'. Fortunately i checked before it was too late.
mircea_popescu Made in USA undeniably going away.
asciilifeform More or less. They were wholly ready to put on the voltage regs backwards. Because 'oh noez Customers Find It Confusing To Rotate Components Themselves'
mircea_popescu Engineer eh.
asciilifeform Nuttery.Now that we understand each other, can you make the shithole great again before absolutely everyone absolutely moves on already ? It's 11:59:50something, you understand ?
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