No Such lAbs (S.NSA), February 2017 Statement

Monday, 06 March, Year 9 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming Outgoing
Description Value Description Value
256 GB ECC RAM box 0.38090752
Total 0.0 Total 0.38090752
    S.NSA assets
    Account 01.02.2017 Net change 28.02.2017
    Cash 437.65360219 0.38090752 437.27269467
    Tangibles 8.20505811 0 8.20505811
    Intangibles and goodwill 27.40557859 0.38090752 27.78648611
    Total assets 473.26423889
    S.NSA liabilities
    Account 01.02.2017 Net change 28.02.2017
    Shareholder equity 473.26423889 0.0 473.26423889
    Total liabilities 473.26423889

      S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009990 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009420 BTC.

      S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

      # Fingerprint Shares BTC Par
      1 17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7 3`315`952 331.5952 1
      2 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 1`421`122 142.1122 1
      T 4`737`074 473.7074 1


        Production on batch 2 turned out to be even slower than estimated. Nevertheless, the production facility has finally produced proof of the last crate being in the mail. Delivery is expected Wed-Thu, final packaging and testing should not take over a day, after which shipping for the entire swathe of outstanding orders will proceed. Expect consequently your ordered FUCKGOATS unit within your loving arms sometime mid-March. Subsequent orders will be shipped on a ~weekly basis.

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