Items from my newspaper

It says Lunes, 10 de Abril del 2017, so it may be slightly out of date. Or not.

CACIQUE MILAGROSO AMARRO
hago gritar llorar a su pareja sentira necesidad, deseos hacer el amor solo c/usted
8461-9285

If this helps anything, the illustration depicts a middle aged fellow in a hand-made imitation of a war bonnet (you know those stereotypical "native" feather cap things random dorks wear to faires / festivals / etc).

CHAMANES HAITIANOS VEA RESULTADOS HOY MISMO
Atamos Ligamos Dominamos a su pareja que se vuelva loco llore, grite por usted, que no tenga paz para comer ni dormir. Que esta misma noche llegue a su casa pidiendo perdon. Tumbamos trabajos destruimos al amante que nunca mas regrese. Hoy mismo usted va los resultados 101% Garantizado. No cobramos trabajos.
8647-8955 / 2221-5396

Who knew there was a market in other people dominating your pareja, hm ?

BRUJERIA
MAGIA ROJA Y MAS
6156-5309

Apparently there's more colors to magic!

INDIO CIPRIANO VER PARA CREER
No Sufra Mas. Regreso, Amarro, Ligo. Apoderate de quien tu quieres en hrs y de por vida. Pare de sufrir elimino todo mal y brujerias, si grande es su prob mayor es mi capacidad. Pactos p/suerte y loteria trab a larga distancia. Ver p/creer. Ojo la donacion es voluntaria al ver resultados! El que sabe no cobra. 24h
2221-7381 / 6121-3549 / 2666-1739 / 2471-1060

Another dude in a headdress, this one with wampun et al. I suppose Cipriano was a traditional redskin name or somesuch.

ABECEDARIO DE AMOR
Masajes L-D Heredia Centro 9-7pm
6220-8607

The funny thing being that prostitution's legal hereⁱ, yet they still do the whole "massage" thing.

PS. You dial 506 to call Costa Rica. Yeah, like North Maine / New Brunswick, what can I tell you.

1. I'm at whatever Casino, looks more like a pre-retirement home than anything (not my expression, the chick I was with came up with it). I wonder idly what'd they do if I have her take off her cocktail dress, she comes back with "Do you want to find out ?"

   I pass, and she observes in passing that prostitution's legal here, so probably nothing much at all. See, I pick up legal expertise in the most unlikely of venues. That's why I'm an expert at law. [↩]