Above you can admire part of my breakfasti, in focus one Portobello mushroom presented ventrally. In detail :
As you probably know, Agaricus bisporus, the world's most widely cultivated mushroom, is normally lamellated under its skirt. It's supposed to have gills down thereii. What, then, is with the boletus-style undercap ?
Ah, but you see... genetics proposes. The environment disposes. And here, the environment disposed the button mushroom grow a morel undercap, what, problem ? Apparently, no problem.
Bear this in mind whenever you feel inclined to discussing intelligence, and remember that your principal job as a girl's father is stuffing her full of animal flesh. I mean that literally. That'd be all.
PS. The title owes to an Al Schwartz formula.———
- You know how to fry mushrooms, yes ? Try it sometime, easiest breakfast to make ; an' the sluts love it.
Goes well with some aged cheese, some salami -- speaking of which, you know how Salam de Sibiu is a unique and specific product of Romania ? Just had some excellent exactly-the-same thing here but thinner and not as dry. Local specialty. What now, do we sue ? [↩]
- Yes, we are discussing sexual parts. [↩]