FUCKGOATS, unboxing of ~

Wednesday, 19 April, Year 9 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Obviously I bought some. The supplier had some doubts re the address, which I can readily understand given that...


That is seriously how Costa Rica addresses work. Can you believe this shit ?

Neither can anyone else, but here's the thing : the item came to the door in friendly hands that stressed no one. This is a lot more than can be said for "civilisation", you are aware. Are you aware ?

Moving on,


I absolutely wish to point out that Stan went to the trouble of actually using the proper kind of tape for this job, rather than the wrong kind that melds into unity with the plastic wrappers. Consequently I didn't end up having to tear the bubblewrap apart. This was a very welcome respite from every other fucking time everyone else packs anything. Thanks Stan!

And finally,


Achtung, statists

Every passing day more of these fuckers pour out into expectant, eager hands you can not control. Every passing hour the return to the obsolete world of PRNGs and Schneier-powered NSA relevancy becomes that less feasible a proposition.

Because fuck you, that's why.

Wut do ?

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4 Responses

  1. niko_bellic`s avatar
    Thursday, 20 April 2017

    what can be convolved, can also be deconvolved. use good old black rectangles to censor stuff.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 20 April 2017

    Come again ?

  3. He's saying he can read your address through the smudging.

  4. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    Mircea Popescu 
    Thursday, 20 April 2017

    Oh he can, can he. Let's see this wonder then, why not. Hey niko_b : write down the missing parts, earn 2 bitcents.

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