Quite the argument, huh.
Randall Munroe is fashionable because he is exactly as clueless yet pretentious as you are ; even if you like to imagine that it's because he's as hip and edgy and "gets it" just like you do.
You don't like him because he's right, you like him because he's wrong in the way you like to pretend is right.
Don't let the door hit you on your way out. This world is neither yours nor has any place in it for you, or for anything like you.