The Jurors for the said Commonwealth, on their oath present that Lizzie Andrew Borden of Fall River in the County of Bristol, at Fall River in the County of Bristol, on the fourth day of August in the year eigtheen hundred and ninety-two, in and upon one Andrew Jackson Borden, feloniously, wilfully and of her malice aforethought, an assault did make, and with a certain weapon, to wit, a sharp cutting instrument, the name and a more particular description of which is to the Jurors unknown, him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden feloniously, wilfully and of her malice aforethought did strike, cut, beat and bruise, in and upon the head of him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, giving to him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, by the said striking, cutting, beating and bruising, in and upon the head of him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, divers, to wit, ten mortal wounds, of which said mortal wounds the said Andrew Jackson Borden then and there instantly died.
What seems to be the problem ?
Doc, I was... I mean I sat down to... you understand, I...
I took a shit.
But wait, because the thing is, I took such a shit it gave me goosebumps. On both legs, and I think on my sides too though I'm not sure.
And what seems to be the trouble ?
I'm very concerned now, you see, because I don't really trust my sense of pain, so what if I accidentally lost something that I needed in there ? So I'd like you to give me you know, a thorough examination, make sure all the bits and parts are still inside. Do you think I lost anything ?
It sounds like you lost a marble.
Is this possible ? Does this happen ?
Yes, it sometimes happens.
How serious is it ?
That depends. How serious do you want it to be ?