The great "law enforcement" article

Friday, 27 May, Year 8 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Pursuant to discussion in the forum, and earlier subject-matter, here's a list of the various legal items spammed to (one) inbox in the past few yeari :

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Date: Thu, 26 May 2016 12:25:47 -0600
Reply-To: "jobs@marksfeedstore.com" <jobs@marksfeedstore.com>
From: "jobs@marksfeedstore.com" <jobs@marksfeedstore.com>
X-Mailer: iPhone Mail (12H143)
MIME-Version: 1.0
Subject: Re: formal complaint

This is for your manager.
It is regarding my recent purchase from polimedia.us.

Thank you
Michael Daley
333360 Shelbyville Road
Louisville, KY 40243
(502)1870470

Attachments
polimedia.us_complaint222.doc application/msword 196 KiB

Obviously, there does not exist such thing as a "purchase from polimedia.us", recent or otherwise, but who's going to be impeded by reality! If you claim it, then it's true!

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From: LinkedIn Legal <legalnotice@linkedin.com>
Message-ID: <1888423331.255173.1464368750304.JavaMail.app@lva1-app8963.prod.linkedin.com>
Subject: Important information about your LinkedIn account

Notice of Data Breach

You may have heard reports recently about a security issue involving LinkedIn. We
would like to make sure you have the facts about what happened, what information was
involved, and the steps we are taking to help protect you.

What Happened?

On May 17, 2016, we became aware that data stolen from LinkedIn in 2012 was being
made available online. This was not a new security breach or hack. We took
immediate steps to invalidate the passwords of all LinkedIn accounts that we
believed might be at risk. These were accounts created prior to the 2012 breach
that had not reset their passwords since that breach.

What Information Was Involved?

Member email addresses, hashed passwords, and LinkedIn member IDs (an internal
identifier LinkedIn assigns to each member profile) from 2012.

What We Are Doing

We invalidated passwords of all LinkedIn accounts created prior to the 2012 breach
that had not reset their passwords since that breach. In addition, we are using
automated tools to attempt to identify and block any suspicious activity that might
occur on LinkedIn accounts. We are also actively engaging with law enforcement
authorities.

LinkedIn has taken significant steps to strengthen account security since 2012. For
example, we now use salted hashes to store passwords and enable additional account
security by offering our members the option to use two-step verification.

What You Can Do

We have several dedicated teams working diligently to ensure that the information
members entrust to LinkedIn remains secure. While we do all we can, we always
suggest that our members visit our Safety Center to learn about enabling two-step
verification, and implementing strong passwords in order to keep their accounts as
safe as possible. We recommend that you regularly change your LinkedIn password and
if you use the same or similar passwords on other online services, we recommend you
set new passwords on those accounts as well.

For More Information

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact our Trust & Safety team at
tns-help@linkedin.com. To learn more visit our official blog.

This'd be a lot better if I actually had a linkedin account. Fortunately, I do not, but who's going to be impeded by reality! Linkedin could buy Saudi Unicornia!

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Message-ID: <000901cf07a8787a2caf7001a8c0@ws01>
From: "Notice to Appear" <appear_service@bakerbotts.com>
To: <***>
Subject: #Urgent court notice Order 00331

Notice of appearance,

Hereby you are informed that you are due in the court of Houston
on the 15 of January, 2014 at 11:00 am for the hearing of your case.
You are kindly asked to prepare and bring the documents relating to
the case to Court on the specified date.

Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to
read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not
come.

Yours truly,
Martin Hall
Clerk to the Court.

Attachments
Court_Notice_Document_ID27363.zip application/x-zip-compressed 121 KiB

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Message-ID: <003001cf068d741a36400201a8c0@bison89>
From: "Notice to Appear" <ticket745@bakerbotts.com>
To: <***>
Subject: #Notice to appear in court Order 6928

Notice of appearance,

Hereby you are informed that you are due in the court of Houston
on the 11 of January, 2014 at 11:00 am for the hearing of your case.
You are kindly asked to prepare and bring the documents relating to
the case to Court on the specified date.

Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to
read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not
come.

Yours truly,
Miller Mitchell
Clerk to the Court.

Attachments
Court_Notice_Document_ID28699.zip application/x-zip-compressed 121 KiB

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From: "Notice to Appear" <support_888@bakerbotts.com>
To: <***>
Subject: #Notice of appearance in court Order 8389

Notice of appearance,

Hereby you are informed that you are due in the court of Houston
on the 14 of January, 2014 at 10:00 am for the hearing of your case.
You are kindly asked to prepare and bring the documents relating to
the case to Court on the specified date.

Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to
read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not
come.

Yours truly,
Thompson Bell
Clerk to the Court.

Attachments
Court_Notice_Document_ID53935.zip application/x-zip-compressed

Return-path: <no-reply@animaeducacao.com.br>
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To: ***
Subject: Notice to Appear
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Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2016 02:18:19 -0300
From: "State Court" <keith.cooper@pos.unimonte.br>
Reply-To: "State Court" <keith.cooper@pos.unimonte.br>

You have to appear in the Court on the April 26.
Please, do not forget to bring all the documents related to the case.
Note: The case will be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.

You can find the Court Notice is in the attachment.

Regards,
Keith Cooper,
Court Secretary.

Attachments
Notice_to_Appear_00240541.zip application/zip 16 KiB

The State Court of Keith Cooper, Thompson Bell et all, isn't that cute. Note that they do use just about the same format ; but do not come from the same infrastructure. What this hints at, to the trained eye at least, is that these are sold as "packages" to idiots on "underground" forums. A sort of advanced script kiddery for infantile adults.

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To: ***
Subject: Notice to appear in Court #000223566
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Notice to Appear,

This is to inform you to appear in the Court on the May 25 for your case hearing.
Please, prepare all the documents relating to the case and bring them to Court on
the specified date.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.

The Court Notice is attached to this email.

Regards,
Jack Pittman,
Court Secretary.

Attachments
Court_Notification_000223566.zip application/zip 39 KiB

Also from Brazil, also same format, but different payload, and (superficially) different copy.

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Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:11:04 +0000
From: "Payroll Invoice" <client.5694328@quickbooks.com>
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MIME-Version: 1.0
To: ***
Subject: Payment Overdue - Please respond

Customer - 5694328

Please find attached invoice for the past months. Remit the new payment by
30/03/2014 as outlines under our payment agreement.

Sincerely,
Dana Larson

This e-mail has been sent from an automated system. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY.

CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE: The contents of this message, including any attachments, are
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be advised that any dissemination, distribution, or use of the contents of this
message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in error, please notify
the sender. Please also permanently delete all copies of the original message and
any attached documentation. Thank you.

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Invoice_5694328.zip application/zip 9.7 KiB

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Message-ID: <PBR6G8SZ.6638395@rhrlaw.com>
Date: 1 Apr 2014 08:21:30 GMT
From: "Payroll Invoice" <payroll@intuit.com>
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To: ***
Subject: Payment Overdue - Please respond

Please find attached payroll reports for the past months. Remit the new payment by
04/08/2014 as outlines under our payment agreement.

Sincerely,
Damon Major

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message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in error, please notify
the sender. Please also permanently delete all copies of the original message and
any attached documentation. Thank you.

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Payroll.zip application/zip 11 KiB

Worth mentioning that rhrlaw.com actually is the domain of Roberson Haworth & Reese PLLC, High Point, NC. They supposedly bring "talent, teamwork and tradition" to their clients throughout North Carolina, but in point of fact their contribution to the affairs of the world is limited to bringing spammers credible email boxes - a dastardly deed for which they aren't going to be held responsible, of course, just in case you were wondering how fiat "justice" et all work in practice.

Return-path: <invoices@ebillinvoice.com>
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for ***; Fri, 12 Dec 2014 07:48:26 -0500
Message-ID: <-1737048622.1418255503719.JavaMail.javamailuser@localhost>
Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 10:48:19 -0200
From: invoices@ebillinvoice.com
To: ***
Subject: UK Fuels E-bill

Customer No : 35056
Email address : ***
Attached file name : 35056_49_2014.doc

Dear Customer

Please find attached your invoice for Week 49 2014.

In order to open the attached DOC file you will need
the software Microsoft Office Word.

If you have any queries regarding your e-bill you can contact us at
invoices@ebillinvoice.com.
Yours sincerely

Customer Services
UK Fuels Ltd

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35056_49_2014.doc application/msword 58 KiB

As a general rule, service via the Internet works exclusively within the WoT : if you're registered with deedbot, and then only, may you use the Internet for service. Nobody can reasonably be expected to sift through the deluge of pompous crapolade to distinguish the self-important court of Barack Bahamas the laughingstock from the self-styled court of Keith Cooper, the imaginary character.

The direct incentive for the existence of all this crapolade is that people are irresponsible enough to allow Microsoft to continue existing ; and those self-same people are irresponsible enough to "employ", as they like to misrepresent charity, cubical monkeys ; and that those self-same people actually give actual money in the hands of the cubical monkeys.

Wake up to your responsibilities as a thinking human being, today. It is unconscionable that subhumans devoid of the capacity for thought (also known as "progressives") be allowed near computing hardware ; or be allowed to hold any moneys or make any decisions. They are here to be raped and slaughtered for crying out loud, not to go around pretending like they're citizens, like they may wear clothes, drive cars, or read email.

Time to put an end to all that nonsense already. But meanwhile - if you intend to be using the Internet for any serious purpose, get in the WoT.

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