No Such lAbs (S.NSA), October 2016 Statement

Saturday, 05 November, Year 8 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
S.NSA incoming and outgoing
Incoming Outgoing
Description Value Description Value
-- 0 256 GB ECC RAM box 0.83568442
-- 0 Electronic partsi 5.4329
Total 0 Total 6.26858442
    S.NSA assets
    Account 01.09.2016 Net change 30.09.2016
    Cash 443.76586221 6.26858442 437.49727779
    Tangibles 8.20505811 5.4329 13.63795811
    Intangibles and goodwill 20.78916468 0.83568442 21.6248491
    Total assets 472.76008500
    S.NSA liabilities
    Account 01.09.2016 Net change 30.09.2016
    Shareholder equity 472.76008500 0 472.76008500
    Total liabilities 472.76008500

      S.NSA has a total of 4`737`075 authorised shares outstanding. The total assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009980 BTC. The cash+tangible assets per share implied value is thus 0.00009804 BTC.

      S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period. The P/E implied value per share is so far 0 BTC. S.NSA is expected to realise operating revenue next period.

      S.NSA has Special Stock Warrants outstanding issued as per the IPO agreement, as follows :

      # Fingerprint Shares BTC Par
      1 17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7 3`315`952 331.5952 1
      2 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 1`421`122 142.1122 1
      T 4`737`074 473.7074 1
        Miscellaneous

        We expect to add a detailed product page to the website during the course of the current month. It will include an order form, as well as opportunities for resellers. Stay tuned.

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        1. No Such lAbs' first product, codename FUCKGOATS, went into production just as the month was ending. [↩]
        « The Jurors for the said Commonwealth, on their oath present that Lizzie Andrew Borden of Fall River in the County of Bristol, at Fall River in the County of Bristol, on the fourth day of August in the year eigtheen hundred and ninety-two, in and upon one Andrew Jackson Borden, feloniously, wilfully and of her malice aforethought, an assault did make, and with a certain weapon, to wit, a sharp cutting instrument, the name and a more particular description of which is to the Jurors unknown, him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden feloniously, wilfully and of her malice aforethought did strike, cut, beat and bruise, in and upon the head of him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, giving to him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, by the said striking, cutting, beating and bruising, in and upon the head of him, the said Andrew Jackson Borden, divers, to wit, ten mortal wounds, of which said mortal wounds the said Andrew Jackson Borden then and there instantly died.
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