The best biggest Bitcoin derps on welfare, or the misadventures of young Josh Garza, Jonah Dorman, Eric Capuano and Brian Klein.

Monday, 20 April, Year 7 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Because three years may have passed, but this has changed nothing as far as the various Mssrs Jourdain are concerned, we reproduce below an English translation to the famous French phrase

Par ma foi ! il y a plus de quarante ans que je dis de la prose sans que j'en susse rien, et je vous suis le plus obligé du monde de m'avoir appris cela.

It just so happens that I emailed them a copy mere moments ago, for safety.i Like so :

Subject: O look how cute, they totally know how to send emails and everything!
From: "Mircea Popescu"
Date: Mon, April 20, 2015 11:10 am
To: "A bunch of ridiculous idiots"
Cc: jonah@geniusesatwork.com, bklein@bakermarquart.com, josh@btc.com, eric@btc.com

Listen up, idiot mobile passengers :

a) you are exactly in no way different from trilema.com/the-stockexchange-shareholders-on-welfare/ except for being three years late to the stupid party

b) there exists exactly one power in Bitcoin, and that power is powerful enough to beat USG agencies across the mouth, close MtGox on his say so and send Gavin packing whenever. That power is me. Forget the retarded posturing and get with the fucking program.

A very amused
Mircea Popescu

---

We should discuss what we might be able to do. There may be ways we can go
after these bullshit artists no matter where they reside.

Sent from my iPhone

On Nov 24, 2014, at 8:10 PM, Jonah Dorman
> wrote:

Semi Anonymous publications and websites are difficult to file suit against.

Unless we can gather emails and personal details (home or work address) we
cannot serve them.

Brian?

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 7:58 PM, Josh Garza
> wrote:
What are we doing here?

Josh Garza
CEO- GAW Corp

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 12:30 PM, Eric Capuano
> wrote:
Third owner, Aaron "BingoBoingo" Rogier, runs this website ->
http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/

He posts on Bitcointalk as "Atruk"

Post about GAW, "I don't about this poster or the credibility of his
specific claims. The
Hashlet
specifically though seems incredibly questionable."
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=760175.msg8589006#msg8589006
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=760175.msg8578968#msg8578968

He blogs about Qntra,

"So far this thing seems to be growing nicely. There
143 posts and 309 comments that aren't spam as of this writing. Quantcast
may be a laggy piece of shit, but Qntra has broken into the top 300,000 US
sites. This is with roughly a week of
stats missing due to persistent denial of service attacks and general
fuckitry with the Quantcast tag. There's also now people contributing
words to this things, rather regularly. Who would have actually thought a
media startup is still a thing that could be done? Also, could be done
without the mealy mouth appologias to why the "rockstars" you tried to
build your brand on
left.
It's just a shame baseball season is
over.
I'll find things to write about here. RIP OT #18."

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 12:24 PM, Eric Capuano
> wrote:
Partial owner of qntra.net , Mircea Popescu, resident of
Romania also runs this trading site -> http://mpex.co/faq.html

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 12:17 PM, Brian Klein
> wrote:
Josh, let me know when you're free so we can discuss how you'd like to
proceed.

-Brian

Sent from my iPhone

On Nov 24, 2014, at 12:08 PM, Eric Capuano
> wrote:

Hint on his general location?

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Eric Capuano
> wrote:
Same guy possibly? Accepting Bitcoin as method of payment on this online
auction.
https://flippa.com/2959089-diablo3builds-com-pr-3-gaming-site-with-1-500-uniques-mo-fixerupper-project

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 11:51 AM, Eric Capuano
> wrote:
http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=cazalla

See where his own colleagues voted on his reputation on this rep site?

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 11:50 AM, Eric Capuano
> wrote:
http://mpex.co/?mpsic=S.QNTR

Website : Qntra.
Owner : Jonathan
"cazalla"
Bahr, Aaron
"BingoBoingo"
Rogier and Mircea
Popescu

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 11:44 AM, Jonah Dorman
> wrote:
Obviously they are anonymous:

Eric, what can you dig up on qntra.net or the author
cazalla?

cazalla@qntra.net

Registry Registrant ID:
Registrant Name: WHOISGUARD PROTECTED
Registrant Organization: WHOISGUARD, INC.
Registrant Street: P.O. BOX 0823-03411
Registrant City: PANAMA
Registrant State/Province: PANAMA
Registrant Postal Code: 00000
Registrant Country: PA
Registrant Phone: +507.8365503
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax: +51.17057182
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email:
263AB17688934B819621827274EDDE52.PROTECT@WHOISGUARD.COM
Registry Admin ID:

http://qntra.net/contact/

Twitter – @qntra, @cazalla662 and @BBoingo. Please do not use this unless
you are somehow incapable of using one of the above options.

On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 11:30 AM, Josh Garza
> wrote:

http://qntra.net/2014/11/gaw-miners-continue-scam-while-coinfire-is-defaced/

These guys we can hit directly

Sent from my mobile phone

--
Eric Capuano
Information Security Officer
GAW Miners LLC
O: (860) 237-3298
C: (860) 800-6123
PGP Public
Key
________________

--
Eric Capuano
Information Security Officer
GAW Miners LLC
O: (860) 237-3298
C: (860) 800-6123
PGP Public
Key
________________

--
Eric Capuano
Information Security Officer
GAW Miners LLC
O: (860) 237-3298
C: (860) 800-6123
PGP Public
Key
________________

--
Eric Capuano
Information Security Officer
GAW Miners LLC
O: (860) 237-3298
C: (860) 800-6123
PGP Public
Key
________________

“The information contained in this email message may be confidential. If
you are not the intended recipient any use, distribution, disclosure or
copying of this information is prohibited. If you receive this email in
error, please tell us by return email and destroy this communication and
any attachments from your system.”


--
Eric Capuano
Information Security Officer
GAW Miners LLC
O: (860) 237-3298
C: (860) 800-6123
PGP Public
Key
________________

--
Eric Capuano
Information Security Officer
GAW Miners LLC
O: (860) 237-3298
C: (860) 800-6123
PGP Public
Key
________________

“The information contained in this email message may be confidential. If
you are not the intended recipient any use, distribution, disclosure or
copying of this information is prohibited. If you receive this email in
error, please tell us by return email and destroy this communication and
any attachments from your system.”

For some reason I find the unnamed.png to be rather amusing. Here it is :

josh-garza-wife-mining-hard

Looking forward to this same article (different unnamed.png, of course) in 2018.

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  1. And it will likely also happen that the top search result for their name will, for the rest of their lives, be Trilema. Like it has happened for the previous set of derps, and the one before that and the one before that and so on and so forth. As the Romanian expression goes... "Patasti.". []
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  1. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 20 April 2015

    PS

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    Because obviously.

  2. Mr Scam Muggle`s avatar
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    Mr Scam Muggle 
    Monday, 20 April 2015

    Try these:
    josh@gaw.com
    josh@gawcorp.com
    joshatgaw@gmail.com
    joshdstark@gmail.com
    josh@proton.ch
    oiktirmos103@gmail.com

    The rest of the people you are talking about left long ago to expose the fraud.

  3. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    3
    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 20 April 2015

    Myeah.

    The only problem being that this isn't adolescence playground, where the fact that you've eventualy outgrown "oh, how are we going to handle this guy ? I know, ring the doorbell and run!11" derpitude excuses the fact that you at some point engaged in it.

  4. Mitchell`s avatar
    4
    Mitchell 
    Tuesday, 21 April 2015

    Lol, this is pure pwnage. Thanks for laying it down. Loved the lady at the end, gave me a chuckle. :)

  5. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
    5
    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 21 April 2015

    Life is life tana-nana-na...

  6. I was thinking if after work we could grab a cup of coffee

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