But first : Rift actually is a ton of fun. Here are some highlights :
This, believe it or not, actually is mage armor. I crafted it myself out of whatever cloth bits I could scrape by.
This is a more advanced version of the same principle, except now with penis and horns.
Honestly I always suspected that the female obsession with buying shoes, irrespective of how comfortable or expensive they are, and even more irrespective of how many shoes are already stored at home in myriad never-to-be-opened-again boxes is the simple fact that women deeply enjoy having other women prone before them, doing things to their feet.
In which case, here's a perfectly good business idea for you : create a foot worship empire. It'd easily rival the combined revenue of stripperies and assorted cunnyshacks, because men don't, on a per capita basis, spend as much to get laid as women spend to humble other women. Just make sure you only hire young, submissive, pretty young things and dress them up business-like. If you fail with this idea business simply isn't something you can do.
It took me about a week to get into a position where I'm actually discovering new things on my shard. It's a talent this, I was born with it.
The 11th most prolific alchemist on the entire shard, at your service. (Data is innacurate as I haven't really been doing this for more than four days or so).
- They do have a subscription based upgrade, the most significant limitation without which being that you can't sell stuff in the Auction House (you can still buy from it). [↩]