Trilema, the Rift guild

Tuesday, 24 December, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Obviously.

But first : Rift actually is a ton of fun. Here are some highlights :

mage-armor

This, believe it or not, actually is mage armor. I crafted it myself out of whatever cloth bits I could scrape by.

penis-and-horns

This is a more advanced version of the same principle, except now with penis and horns.

shopkeeper

Honestly I always suspected that the female obsession with buying shoes, irrespective of how comfortable or expensive they are, and even more irrespective of how many shoes are already stored at home in myriad never-to-be-opened-again boxes is the simple fact that women deeply enjoy having other women prone before them, doing things to their feet.

In which case, here's a perfectly good business idea for you : create a foot worship empire. It'd easily rival the combined revenue of stripperies and assorted cunnyshacks, because men don't, on a per capita basis, spend as much to get laid as women spend to humble other women. Just make sure you only hire young, submissive, pretty young things and dress them up business-like. If you fail with this idea business simply isn't something you can do.

first-on-shard

It took me about a week to get into a position where I'm actually discovering new things on my shard. It's a talent this, I was born with it.

leaderboards

The 11th most prolific alchemist on the entire shard, at your service. (Data is innacurate as I haven't really been doing this for more than four days or so).

But anyway, back to business : Trilema, it's a guild on Phynnious which is the (only) PVP shard on the EU servers of Rift, which is free to playi and works in Wine. Come say hi!

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  1. They do have a subscription based upgrade, the most significant limitation without which being that you can't sell stuff in the Auction House (you can still buy from it). []
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  1. Lotynka`s avatar
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    Lotynka 
    Monday, 9 June 2014

    Hi there :) Please re-connect to the game, long time (21d) no see :) and if possible give rights to someone of active players to abandonn the current guild quest, its a pain that for 2 weeks theres a same quest and nobody is able to finish it. We need a new one in order to keep living :) Thank you.
    Lotynka

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 9 June 2014

    Hey there.

    My absence is due to having been relocating to Argentina, which is now complete. I'ma pop in and abandon the quest right now, but I think all Legatus can also do it.

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