The story of Pointless and Witless

Friday, 26 July, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

One day the woodchipper was invented. Thenceforth :

Pointless : Don't put your hand in the woodchipper.
Witless #n : Stop trying to deny people their woodchipper access which is a god given right god dangit!

Witless #n falls into the woodchipper and dies a bloody death.

~ * ~

Pointless : If you put your hand in the woodchipper you'll die.
Witless #n+1 : You're just jealous because your hands aren't as long as mine. We'll see who dies first!

Witless #n+1 falls into the woodchipper and dies a screaming death.

~ * ~

Pointless : Jezuz you idiots just leave the woodchipper be.
Witless #n+2 : Why are you being so unprofessional. Also I know better.
Pointless : Various idiots have said this before. Here's some bloody remains.
Witless #n+2 : This is negative PR. You do your thing and I do my thing and we'll see who dies first!

Witless #n+2 falls into the woodchipper and dies a painful death.

~ * ~

Pointless : Hello sir. Here at BTC House no noob by woodchipper at all.
Witless #n+k : I know what I'm doing.
Pointless : You couldn't possibly.
Witless #n+k : Tell you what. You do your thing and I do my thing and we'll see who dies first!

Witless #n+k falls into the woodchipper and dies a shocking death.

~ * ~

Pointless : I guess sooner or later I'll lose, because idiocy has infinite hitpoints.

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55 Responses

1
BingoBoingo
Saturday, 27 July 2013

Pretty much the story of the forums and a bit beyond at the moment.
2
Mircea Popescu
Saturday, 27 July 2013

What's one to do, you know ?
3
Vexare
Saturday, 27 July 2013

Better write on cigarettes ban.
4
Harris
Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Seekers of Perpetual Motion,
Have fervent faith and saint's devotion.
The Gods of Physics duly smite them
To be reborn ad infinitum.
5
Mircea Popescu
Wednesday, 30 July 2014

This'd be exactly right.

SO THERE IS PERPETUAL... well... comotion.
6
anon
Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Ca mi-ai amintit cu fugazza ta:

Io, Pina, ho una caratteristica: loro non lo sanno, ma io sono indistruttibile, e sai perché? Perché sono il più grande "perditore" di tutti i tempi. Ho perso sempre tutto: due guerre mondiali, un impero coloniale, otto - dico otto! - campionati mondiali di calcio consecutivi, capacità d'acquisto della lira, fiducia in chi mi governa... e la testa, per un mostr... per una donna come te.

Este? Este.
7
Mircea Popescu
Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Merge si asa.
8
hutzpah
Friday, 17 April 2020

I don't even know how I ended up here, however that's a great post. I do not understand who you might be but you were born to do this. Certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already.

Cheers!
9
Mircea Popescu
Friday, 17 April 2020

Heh thanks.
10
Mr. Helbig
Friday, 24 April 2020

Your style is so unique compared to everyone else!
Rock on man!
11
Mircea Popescu
Friday, 24 April 2020

And it's only gotten worse over the years, too!
12
uncrystalline
Monday, 27 April 2020

Spot on!

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36
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38
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40
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47
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49
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51
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52
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