Rape is fun, or let's fuck up Adria Richards

Saturday, 23 March, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

some-ugly-broadFor a little background on why Adria Richards needs to be fucked up, you could see this piece.

Or, if you're the independent researcher type you can of course go do your own research : Adria Richards is on Twitter, Adria Richards is on Youtube, Adria Richards is on flickr, Adria Richards' ugly mug is to the right of this paragraph and on it goes, Adria Richards is everywhere doing absolutely nothing at all.

So here's what we're going to do :

You're going to create a photoShopi which superbly depicts the following two themes :

  1. Adria Richards ;
  2. being raped.

There also must be nudity of some kind, because porn is not only good. It is also better.

I am going to reward your efforts, in Bitcoinii. Specifically : the best entrant will receive 10 BTC, the 2nd best will receive 3 BTC and the 3rd and 4th best 1 BTC each. Also the 7th best will receive .1337 BTC, to keep things interesting.

To participate, simply upload your creation to dtng, including your Bitcoin address.iii

This contest runs for two weeks, or until April 6th. The results will be announced here as well as on the imageboard, but practically speaking if you see Bitcoin incoming then a winner is you. If you don't... a well. Gotta practice your rape moar.

In closing I would like to add my heartfelt hopes and aspirations, stating that I hope this article encourages more and more women to participate in manly things such as various cool stuff while at the same time not being stupid. Because as things go, if you're stupid you will get raped.

Enjoy!

Later update : The article originally used the word "photochop". This is wrong, because the more photoshop is consistently used the closer Adobe gets to losing that trademark through it becoming generic. Please help the effort of stripping Adobe of its assets by always referring to altered images as "photoshops" rather than anything else. Thanks.

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  1. Ie, a digitally altered photograph. []
  2. Which now gets to be not only the currency of drugs, assassination, political corruption and the alienz, but also the currency of rape (especially in the form of politically repressive rape for hire, har har). []
  3. Note that if you do not include a Bitcoin address you will never be able to take possession of your prize in case you win one. Once entered the address can not be changed for any reason whatsoever, so doublecheck. []
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27 Responses

  1. MP, why settle for small change such as this? When will your BTC-based a$$a$$in4tion market come online?

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 23 March 2013

    I don't imagine it ever will.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 23 March 2013

    &updated.

  4. No, assassination market will likely prefer colored coins, or whatever thing jgarzik is concocting now.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 23 March 2013

    This naive idea that assassins are motivated by money...

  6. Well yes, assassins as we know them today aren't usually motivated by money. But the thought is that a large enough amount of instant, certain, and untraceable coin could turn Mr. Evil Overlord's housekeeper (or cook, or captain of the Praetorian Guard, even) into an assassin.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 23 March 2013

    This is much akin the thought that a large enough rock will turn Mr Overlord's maid into a whore. Still not how things work. Would be assassin, perhaps, whiny annoyance, perhaps. Some things are indeed easier said than done.

  8. Nonono, you got it all wrong. Here, let me contribute this Tumblr gem:

    http://misandristgamer.tumblr.com/post/46120270276/i-recently-realised-that-i-actually-think-all-piv

    more gems collected at:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Friday, 29 March 2013

    Lolk.

    Rape is the solution.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Saturday, 6 April 2013

    Notice : This contest is closing in ~2 hours. Winners announced tomorrow hopefully. Get your last drawings in.

  11. Do you do these type of contests often?

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Sunday, 7 April 2013

    I do them ocasionally. Previous one was creative writing for instance.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 8 April 2013

    And the winners are :

    http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/18679.html#18796
    http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/18679.html#18753
    http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/18679.html#18799
    http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/18679.html#18716
    http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/18679.html#18687

    26c1976a453ea4565bb2a6f484bc0b88d2dbc5fbb0eff9a589ae288fcb8815d4

  14. If you think Photoshop is a problem, future presents Glass.

  15. https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.343140265815400.1073741826.278003422329085&type=3

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 17 June 2013

    I don't have a facebook account. Pastebin.

  17. You don't need one and the link contains a public gallery of images.

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 18 June 2013

    Sez pls to login.

  19. ofc it's not about adria richards
    http://postimg.org/image/b42n65ikh/

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Tuesday, 18 June 2013

    Random dumb shit. Why do I care ?

  21. 1st pic on left can be fair used to illustrate Adria'sz mental age.

  22. you laugh, you lose:

    my daughter emailed to tell me that the boys in her class were harassing her. "They told me to get in the kitchen and make them sandwiches," she said.

    https://www.usenix.org/blog/my-daughters-high-school-programming-teacher

    At the ripe old age of 11, my daughter helped review her first tech book,. She's been a beta tester for Ubuntu. Instead of asking for a car for her 16th birthday, my daughter asked for a MacBook Pro.

    Thanks to my career, my daughter's Facebook friends list includes Linux conference organizers

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    Mircea Popescu 
    Wednesday, 11 September 2013

    First, a little background. I've worked in tech journalism

    Lost interest at that point. Nobody cares what those whores think.

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