That thing in the middle under the knife is cornbread. That thing to the side in the glass bowl under the steam is chilli con carne with a little habanero in it and also meat. And beans. The thing under them is a table. The thing this is is deadpan humour. The thing on the table is a cast iron pan. The difference between deadpan and iron pan is the cast. (Also, pans don't kill people, wives kill people. I don't have any, but that is because I pretend to be a miner).
I hope you have enjoyed yourself. If you did, the thing that you enjoyed was your enjoyment. Come again.
If you do, the thing that you come you're welcome to keep - I don't want it.