The Jerk

Lord loves a workin' man;
don't trust whitey;
see a doctor and get rid of it.

The Jerk e un film prost din 1979.

Joaca Steve Martin, care-i ok spre acceptabil, nu chiar mediu da' sa zicem asa cumva nici prea - prea nici foarte - foarte, cumva intre ele, copacetic adica nu deosebit sau ceva ci pe-acolo si el. Iar Bernadette Peters care-i o de-asta de televiziune, o fost ceva voci prin Animaniacs si-n rest nimic notabil. Are tite, cinta la trompeta (literal zic), danseaza, cinta oral (tot literal) si asa mai departe. O suma de talente diverse cit si neremarcabile, ar fi buna asa de amanta daca esti piscotar sa vii cu ea din Spania sa amuzi satu' adunat ciopor sa-ti vada frantuzoaica cum face jonglerii cu pui de pisica in timp ce-si balanseaza oua-n buric sau ceva abilitati de-astea.

Ideea e tembela, unu' care ii retardat da' urca pe scara sociala in urma unui noroc chior dupa care se prabuseste da' nu e problema ca vine familia si-l ridica la loc sau asa ceva. Tembelisme americanesti.

Totusi, isi bate joc mai frate, si inca cum. Vai, vai, cum isi bate joc. Deci albinosu' de Steve Martin e negru. El asa crede. Si parintii care-l iubesc si asa mai departe in coliba lor saraca dar plina de iubire si "Dear Hearts and Gentle People" etc ii dau sfaturi. Care nu-i folosesc la nimic.

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Mnoa, ce sa va fac, eu rid la timpenii de-astea. Fiecare cu defectele lui. Distractie placuta in orice directieⁱ.

I don't care about losing all the money.
It's losing all the stuff.

1. Either way. [↩]