Ea : So did she go into corner and glare at you?
Eu : Naah. She chatted happily and then went off, either to masturbate furiously, or to lash at hubby, or to like, sit in a chair and look the sun down.
Ea : Poor hubby. Lol. What is this masturbate furiously? It conjurs the most outrageous images... like... you know those foam hand thingies with the giant finger they sell for sports matches?
Eu : Mhm.
Ea : Someone with huge, bugged-out eyes running around in a circle with one of those on trying to drill clit.
Eu : Masturbate furiously is basically what you do.
Ea : Me?
Eu : Yea.
Ea : Hard = furious? Or do I misinterpret what I do?
Eu : Lemme ask you this. If you picked your knows like you rub your clit, would you have a nosebleed? Your noes*
Ea : Sure
Eu : Well then. Furiously.
Ea : Ahahaha my what, now?
Eu : Your noes!
Ea : I dont have any noes.
Eu : O noes ?!
Ea : No noes!
Eu : That's hoespeak!
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