Daisy Diamond

Friday, 18 November, Year 3 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Filmuli are o carnalitate si-o ingenuitate greu de prins in cuvinte.

Demareaza dur, in tromba, aruncindu-ne in mijlocul unei relatii dificile dar al naibii de autentice, innadita intre un tinar narcoman si-o tinara indragostita. O palmuieste, o saruta, o umileste, o seduce, o violeaza, o tortureaza si-n final ii da drumul, pentru ca totul n-a fost decit o proba. Intrerupta de ragetele unui sugar, cam fix pe cind fata se plingea ca nu-i pe pastile.

Si-apoi mama isi priveste si-si uraste copila, pentru ca-i un monstru, ceea ce copila ii, ca orice copila la virsta aia, si-i egoista, si cum isi permite ? Si-are o finete a gurii Noomi asta de nu se poate povesti, si-un nerv in miscari si-o ingenuitate speriata-n priviri de ma gindesc cu satisfactie de babalic ca intr-adevar, am ochi la fete, am ghicit-o corect in celalalt. Se abordeaza chestii pe care lumea nu-i dispusa sa le priveasca, de exemplu urletul sugarului, chestia aia de care ai' far' de copii nu stiu iar ai' cu copiii prefera sa uite, sa pretinda ca n-o cunosc si nu exista cam tot asa cum unu' ce-o luat teapa in cine stie ce statiune de vacanta mult laudata le spune prietenilor de-acasa cit de exceptional de frumos a fost, sa se duca si ei, sa ia teapa si ei, sa nu fie el singurul fraier.

Si-apoi se simte vinovata, si-si cere iertare, si i-i mila, si i-i ciuda si tot restul. Mama cu pruncul sunt un microcosm, nu mai au ele nevoie de altceva, pune-le undeva intr-o camera si se tin ele ocupate una pe cealalta vre-un an sau doi asa, plus minus.

Ma seduce naturaletea absoluta a filmului. Fata face baie ? Isi da jos pantalonii, bluza si chilotii si intra in apa. Fara taieturile idioate ale unui secol de pelicula arsa degeaba, vai, sa nu cumva sa i se vada titele actritei. De ce sa nu i se vada, draga, care-i problema ? Nu-i femeie ? Nu face baie ? N-are picioare ? N-are pizda ? Pai si-atunci ?! Fata asta are de departe cele mai urite tite pe care le-am vazut de cind is, apropo.

Caracterele sunt memorabile. Regizoarea de desene animate de-un sadism trist, bolnav, autocompensator si vulnerabil pina la cer, proxenetul transsexual care-si regreta pula, perversul cu dinti rari care se doreste sodomizat de "mami", ciumatul disperat dupa caldura vietii, o intreaga galerie de fiinte coborite din Goya si totusi atit de credibil incarnate...

Sincer sa fiu as adauga acest film in programa de liceu, chit ca nu-i film, e mai degraba teatru pe pelicula. Chiar si asa contine mai multa viata decit viata medie si nu vad cum ar putea niste adolescenti folosi mai bine o ora si jumatate.

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PS. Scena in care un putoi speriat de bombe ii vorbeste din off, iara ea se straduie sa explice cum va contribui ceva unic in rolul Laurei, blondina, si-o facut "o scoala" de teatru din Malmo, care nu i-a atins insa standardele, dupa care tre' sa umble si sa isi aaa...ummm... relaxeze soldurile si sa...iiiiihhhh...uhhhh... foloseasca "partea de sus" (cind ea-i uscata ca o scoaba, are tite cam cit am si eu) e ceva de tot hazul.

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  1. Daisy Diamond, 2007, de Simon Staho cu Noomi Rapace []
Category: Trilematograf
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