Fetlife is a dating site for kinky people - which is to say people who aren't indescribably dull in the bedroom (at least ideally).

Fetlife also fails to include a search function. While it's uncontroversial that at least some users desire such a functionⁱ, nevertheless management makes a point of not implementing it. I didn't dig too deeply into the rationaleⁱⁱ, but I did dig deep enough into the actual piece of shit software stack involved to know that it's actually quite trivial for me to give 30`000 people what they want.ⁱⁱⁱ

So, without further ado : the list of Fetlife users who are female and under 30. First volume means that I've perused about 100`000 profiles, which in turn means there will be further volumes published in time - up to a total of maybe 30 or so.

The list is sortable by clicking on any of the headings. Bear in mind that sorting is done via javascript, which means that depending on how fast your computer is it may take anything up to a minute or so.

Feel free to click on any name, it will take you to their profile.

UPDATE : Chilling Effects Notice

Prior to February 17, 2015, 21:00 GMT there was some data listed here. As a result of the DMCA notice (and the counter notice) reproduced below, it will be republished on March 2nd, unless we go to court, in which case it will be republished later than that but I get paid for it. Such is the law.

Legal bits : Claim ; Counter-Claim.

Further update, March 3rd

Obviously Fetlife failed to sue within the legally mandated interval. Fraudulent DMCA claim is fraudulent, contemptible sack of shit is contemptible, all that good stuff.

Without further ado, the original list :