Forum logs for 28 Oct 2016

Monday, 16 March, Year 12 d.Tr. | Author:
BingoBoingo: https://ageofshitlords.com/smugglypuff-has-been-arrested/ [00:26]
BingoBoingo: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Smugglypuff << "They are known by their yellow Eric Cartman style beanie, their impressively bloated whale like appearance and their smugly looking butter face." << OMG look how language evolves. Butter face went from meaning hot except for the face to instead mean Obeast with an oily sheen (like melted butter) to their fat piece of shit face. [00:32]
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: just thrilled [00:54]
BingoBoingo: lol https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/f/f3/Trump-anchor.jpg [00:55]
asciilifeform: https://ageofshitlords.com/social-justice-warriors-vandalize-cat-cafe/ << from BingoBoingo's link. [00:59]
asciilifeform: compare with the Official version, https://ageofshitlords.com/social-justice-warriors-vandalize-cat-cafe/ [01:03]
asciilifeform: grr [01:03]
asciilifeform: http://patch.com/texas/eastaustin/east-austin-anti-gentrification-protesters-feeling-heat-infowars-legion-fans [01:03]
BingoBoingo: Fucking monsters! [01:07]
BingoBoingo: Cafe needs bigger cats to eat them! [01:08]
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in the shower, http://67.media.tumblr.com/509552ff85ab577eedbc9c1ed1fb655b/tumblr_ntnamkncOC1sfcru6o1_1280.jpg [06:03]
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/Ln8qA << in other heathen lulz [09:33]
shinohai: kek asciilifeform [09:36]
shinohai: Also sure to be the progeny of many lulz: http://archive.is/xu2J7 [09:39]
asciilifeform: i still dun get why folks put their sybils on 'amazon' etc. [09:39]
asciilifeform: all in one corral, for easy banhammer. [09:40]
mod6: mornin' [10:11]
mircea_popescu: heya [10:12]
shinohai: Now I wonder if these particular Romanians didn't study crime with Dr. Evil or something: http://archive.is/sDD9l [10:14]
mircea_popescu: hey, petty slavery is coming back in a big way. [10:22]
mircea_popescu: ~half of the urban poor in the soi dissant civilised world have had direct experience with the matter. [10:22]
shinohai: I enjoyed the recent story of the Mexicans that kidnapped fellow paisanos from the local Home Depot and forced them to work on their marijuana farm. [10:24]
mircea_popescu: tons of those [10:24]
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-27#1559571 << honda ridgeline is fairly common tbh. dunno where ttac hyperbole about 'the only truck with passable headlights is the one you've never seen' is all about, but probably related to what 'most normal, reasonable people' (ie. sjw's) see from their sheltered vistas, as per http://www.contravex.com/2016/04/19/be-vewy-vewy-qwiet-weuh-hunting-wabbits/ [11:24]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-27 22:11 BingoBoingo: http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2016/10/pickup-truck-headlights-iihs/ [11:24]
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559587 << why doesn't alf buy new crapbook pro to plug into TWO lg 5k displays ? 5120 x 2880 resolution with 218 ppi yo [11:26]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 02:09 asciilifeform: in other noose, is ben_vulpes excited to buy the new crapple shitbook pro, missing f-keys and (yes) power jack ?! [11:26]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: which display [11:27]
asciilifeform: (it only plugs into that one box..?) [11:27]
pete_dushenski: via 'thunderbolt3', so ya. [11:27]
pete_dushenski: http://media.idownloadblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lg-5k-2-1024x782.png << [11:28]
asciilifeform: also terrible proportion [11:28]
pete_dushenski: turns sideways. wat. [11:28]
asciilifeform: still terrible. [11:28]
asciilifeform: i have a similar display here, it is barely adequate. [11:28]
asciilifeform: 16:9 is an evil. [11:28]
asciilifeform: even if you 9:16ate it. [11:29]
asciilifeform: (and it goes without saying.) [11:29]
pete_dushenski: pretty sad that msft is the new aapl anyways. craapl can't make own cinema display anymore while the house that gates built has https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0 [11:29]
trinque: also isn't this the thing with a chip IN THE CABLE?! [11:29]
pete_dushenski: aha. it. [11:30]
asciilifeform: trinque: afaik all crapple cables are now 'chipped' [11:30]
* trinque can be buried with his thinkpads [11:30]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: that microshit box is suspiciously similar to the circa-2007 projector thing [11:32]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: which one was that ? [11:33]
phf: ha, i'm at this moment trying to find a couple of matte apple cinema displays. they seem to have completely disappeared from ebay/amazon/... (they've been discontinued for a while now) [11:34]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: e.g., https://archive.is/VcBi6 [11:35]
pete_dushenski: phf: i have 24" and 30" next to me here. found both for sale on kijiji (cdn craigslist) [11:37]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: new one for me [11:37]
phf: i have two but i want to replace my office monitor, it's a giant dell and it's giving me a headache [11:41]
asciilifeform: phf: pwm led backlights are great for smashing headaches. [11:41]
asciilifeform: and 0 other types are, afaik, made today. [11:41]
phf: ebay ebay ebay, and once the supplies are gone tmsr is going to have a finaly computing solution figured out [11:43]
phf: *final [11:43]
asciilifeform: complete with optics, lel. [11:43]
asciilifeform: alternatively mircea_popescu will teach us how to live well on hercules card with monitor from old 'iskra'. [11:44]
pete_dushenski: phf: fwiw the eizo 16:10 trio that kicked out my office samsungs cured my daily headaches. [11:44]
* trinque moves his fingers instead of his head [11:44]
phf: hand blown crt tubes [11:45]
trinque: x1 carbon mounted at eye level works fine [11:45]
phf: made by trained sluts [11:45]
pete_dushenski: lol [11:45]
phf: pete_dushenski: i looked at eizos, but it's another minefield. they seem to have a "prosumer" line, that's the same trash you get elsewhere. and then there's pro line that's 2k+, but you can't just judge by the price. gotta know what you're doing. hence hunting for apple cinemas, i know they worked well for me in the past. [11:47]
pete_dushenski: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.06918v1.pdf << latest lulz from google 'ai' dept of 'cryptosystems' [11:49]
trinque: "we don't know what it did, so it's encrypted!" [11:49]
trinque: I guess it is, from a perspective [11:49]
pete_dushenski: phf: fair enough. i actually use acd+eizo(prosumer) combo at home. it's definitely a minefield but i'm very much content with the ev2455 or whatever its called. [11:51]
* pete_dushenski can't speak to colouredge, can only dream. [11:51]
* trinque imagines the dog cocking his head to the side, wondering at the encryption with which his master speaks [11:51]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: you can always sell one of your old bugatis, and buy a few colouredge!1111 [11:52]
pete_dushenski: trinque: gotta love the 'encrypts selected bits of plaintext' part. [11:53]
pete_dushenski: ""Interestingly, neural networks can also learn what to encrypt in order to achieve a desired secrecy property while maximizing utility. Thus, when we wish to prevent an adversary from seeing a fragment of a plaintext, or from estimating a function of the plaintext, encryption can be selective, hiding the plaintext only partly." << [11:53]
trinque: straight out of the justification for the existence of our department department [11:53]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: le i don't need one ~that~ bad [11:53]
pete_dushenski: lel* [11:54]
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/EDF9365B7D2A57CAD85C300EEABCEBC423E74E3C0EC9D6DDB7744F3A421910A3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 37551836257268935959723478568763457442860198243540106322393743965390844655421389420208041106693656158402333202209747 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '218.202.140.62 (ssh-rsa key from 218.202.140.62 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) [12:02]
asciilifeform: ^ cn [12:06]
BingoBoingo: In other high crimes, Chrysanthemum theft! https://archive.is/pmudV [12:15]
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559724 << gold. q: 'i want a deterministic system that behaves securely.' a: 'i know! let's make a dogvomit mold simulator!' [12:37]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 15:49 pete_dushenski: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.06918v1.pdf << latest lulz from google 'ai' dept of 'cryptosystems' [12:37]
asciilifeform: speaking of ebay, [12:39]
asciilifeform: 'This is an unusual and insanely fast capacitor. Ok, a gross overkill, full foil discharge type. The capacitor is rated at 3000V and 0.15uF. It was originally intended to go to a... Give you three guesses and you'll probably hit the nail on the head in the first guess. Anyway it is super small, light weight, 100% reliable, and indefinitely repeatable in the 2500V range. Would be great for large flashlamp triggering or large KDP q-sw [12:39]
asciilifeform: itches.' [12:39]
asciilifeform: ^ from one of asciilifeform's favourite sellers [12:39]
asciilifeform: ^ yes there are n00q partz on junkbay [12:40]
BingoBoingo: Sweet! [12:44]
BingoBoingo: Great for triggering very large flashlamp [12:44]
asciilifeform: nothing magic about these, other than the 'hand-forged golden toilet' aspect. [12:44]
asciilifeform: platinum-iridium toilet. [12:44]
asciilifeform: (gold is for 'aspirational14' schmucks!111) [12:44]
BingoBoingo: WHat better place for large flashlamp [12:45]
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: bridgewire detonator, not lamp [12:45]
BingoBoingo: Right, but just imagine how big of a UV flash you could trigger with it. Self disinfecting showers, etc. [12:46]
BingoBoingo: OMG arrest the reddit CEO for the same reason as the backpage ceo https://archive.is/74qai [12:49]
BingoBoingo: And drama thickened https://archive.is/jAUp5 [12:51]
shinohai: BingoBoingo: is there a fph thread about this? [13:09]
shinohai: lol [13:09]
BingoBoingo: yes [13:09]
BingoBoingo: there is [13:09]
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559721 << i am too busy eating my chocolate-strawberry cake to hear you. [13:09]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 15:45 phf: made by trained sluts [13:09]
shinohai: This is too rich [13:09]
mircea_popescu: (for flavour : the girl that delivered it did so wearing nothing but an apron she had made. which looked great, especially on her. and this morning was... making her shoes. so i was like...oook, what have i done here!) [13:09]
mircea_popescu: (in fairness - just making new hole in sandal straps, but who can resist.) [13:10]
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559726 << well no, it's confuzeled. [13:13]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 15:49 trinque: I guess it is, from a perspective [13:13]
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559754 << no because reddit is part of "our" democracy. [13:17]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 16:49 BingoBoingo: OMG arrest the reddit CEO for the same reason as the backpage ceo https://archive.is/74qai [13:17]
shinohai: "If you remember Elliot Roger, he was an incel. basically virgins who're angry at society for not getting women." [13:17]
shinohai: lollerz [13:17]
mircea_popescu: OBESE comfort woman ? how the fuck do they omit to mention that lmao [13:17]
mircea_popescu: who the fuck does blowjobs with a condom anyway ?! [13:18]
asciilifeform: folks in the land of double-digit hiv (u.s. black cities) [13:18]
mircea_popescu: uh. [13:19]
asciilifeform: africa-levels, i shit thee not [13:19]
mircea_popescu: http://67.media.tumblr.com/1fda86a6f420828426cc4bb2a793da4e/tumblr_nqt669uTaW1sfcru6o1_1280.jpg < meanwhile at the suction farm [13:19]
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform can you even get hiv sucking dick ?! [13:19]
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> africa-levels, i shit thee not << Northwest Ohio! [13:19]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: eventually [13:19]
mircea_popescu: hm. well this blows. [13:21]
BingoBoingo: Getting one's dick sucked not a problem. Sucking the dick, problem. [13:22]
mircea_popescu: i suppose i'm the weirdest person alive then a) never had sex without a condom b) never had my cock sucked with a condom. [13:24]
mircea_popescu: other than the shocking fact that apparently this isn't normal, BingoBoingo 's link also provides a lead to what apparently is a ~community~ based on... not having sex against one's will ? with identity issues and a word for "normies" and everything ? [13:25]
mircea_popescu: !!up fromloper [13:25]
deedbot: fromloper voiced for 30 minutes. [13:25]
shinohai: Will Clinton privilege prevail again? http://archive.is/F9rbH [13:26]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Gotta research late stage fanfiction [13:27]
mircea_popescu: yeah, it's amazing the shit to be found in the pile. [13:27]
mircea_popescu: shinohai onoes. [13:28]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "i'm a woman that only fucks virgins ama" too. [13:29]
BingoBoingo: ty, shinohai being qntra's right now [13:30]
shinohai: !~tyvm [13:30]
jhvh1: shinohai: Error: "tyvm" is not a valid command. [13:30]
shinohai: oh it was [13:31]
trinque: https://archive.is/8D0K0 << hory shit, BingoBoingo was right. the only solution to the elliot equation is faggotry [13:31]
* trinque will be lost in this lulzmine for a bit [13:31]
mircea_popescu: trinque history be your guide. [13:32]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/m0hyq/iama_34_year_old_woman_with_a_virgin_fetish/ [13:33]
shinohai: That post may have given me cancer trinque [13:34]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo that these exist and are distinguishable from fag hags in the field i knew before. then it dawned on me what a field day it must be in the days of reddit etc. [13:35]
mircea_popescu: then it dawned on me that nope. and then looking through the comments it was confirmed. [13:35]
BingoBoingo: lol [13:35]
BingoBoingo: When in doubt sexual novelty on the internet is either Obeast or a 48 year old plumber wearing panties [13:36]
mircea_popescu: which explains why it's so damned hard to get plumbing work done in any of the large african cities of the banana republic. [13:36]
BingoBoingo: Indeed [13:36]
BingoBoingo: But it's also the thing that gets them into doing pipework in the first place [13:37]
mircea_popescu: hm. [13:37]
mircea_popescu: lol all the low effort two line trollage. "o dudes gotta pua and lay bitchez!" "oh i blackmailed this chick and she cried the whole time" [13:43]
mircea_popescu: apparently virginity is as socially fascinating today as 2k years ago [13:43]
BingoBoingo: lol trinque "On the plus side I'm not technically a virgin anymore I guess. On the con side everybody who called me a faggot in online video games is now technically right" [13:50]
mircea_popescu: TECHNICALLY [13:51]
mircea_popescu: because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with some dude's dick up your ass because the other dude said so." [13:52]
mircea_popescu: i'm sorry, i wanna rephrase that. because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with a buttfulla dick because the other dude said so." [13:53]
BingoBoingo: !~bash 6 [13:55]
jhvh1: Last 6 lines bashed and pending publication [13:55]
trinque: oh god, such lulz [13:57]
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in the shallow pool, http://67.media.tumblr.com/709eaeefddaac7527a3ba0a2ecbfa177/tumblr_nd1zqaonkG1tvkyubo1_1280.jpg [14:25]
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/fbi-reopens-investigation-of-hillary-rodham-clintons-emails-after-wikileaks-reveals-deleted-emails-still-exist/ << Qntra - FBI Reopens Investigation Of Hillary Rodham-Clinton's Emails After Wikileaks Reveals Deleted Emails Still Exist [15:16]
BingoBoingo: My the goings on in the world. What a week to be celebrating continuous sobriety! And I haven't even had my cake yet! [15:25]
mircea_popescu: poor hillary [15:26]
mircea_popescu: and she actually thought she was gonna like, win something for once in her life. [15:27]
mircea_popescu: cnn now running "trump's path to the white house" pieces, etc. it's ~all over. [15:28]
BingoBoingo: Fuck CNN, KMOX has been glorious today! [15:28]
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/3dL8S << not just cnn [15:29]
BingoBoingo: Amazing WaPo online magazine picked Today of all Todays to complain about Chief Wahoo being in the World Series https://archive.is/6lLaX [15:29]
mircea_popescu: even salon/michael moore dork. [15:31]
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in things that actually matter, http://66.media.tumblr.com/84a9e719856d6bfaec115d46b0157e33/tumblr_nmomt6WsRp1u9sycbo1_400.gif [15:31]
BingoBoingo: In other Securit-Key news http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/10/27/woman-surprised-stolen-car-returned-apology-note-gas-money/ [15:39]
BingoBoingo: "As it happens, some older Subaru models have ignition keys that sometimes work in any number of other Subaru vehicles. The car the “thief” was looking for was sitting a block away the entire time." [15:39]
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2016/10/fbi-reopens-investigation-of-hillary-rodham-clintons-emails-after-wikileaks-reveals-deleted-emails-still-exist/ << Updated with new lulz [15:43]
shinohai: https://github.com/blog/2273-incident-report-inadvertent-private-repository-disclosure <<< shithub lolz [15:45]
trinque: BingoBoingo: missed opportunity for "Dirty Weiner" in title [15:58]
BingoBoingo: trinque: Dirty weiner discovery happened after gloating and authoring piece [15:59]
trinque: not like this gusher's going to run out of lulz any time soon [16:00]
BingoBoingo: Hard to say. She could just stroke out. [16:01]
shinohai: I used that as basis for my Qntest submission: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76612 [16:05]
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FEF1C6C9A890941640110AD479AFDEDCC6132445EEFB2D1F31C1D58AFF1DC4F4 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.13.9 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.13.9 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.13.9@mkj.lt> ' [16:05]
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/5A35236F137FD211F772259BD5287EDE9AA09CD8A275F881C74BD97AB8BD0545 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.3.189 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.3.189 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.3.189@mkj.lt> [16:05]
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D21502DDC614160506D49019E3A101B1D769C3A49597CAB4B67CBBC0EF4E7592 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.1.5 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.1.5 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.1.5@mkj.lt> ' [16:05]
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/8F949C482D230ADA81BFECE7760FD7F88B390232D14960D68D8D21112967151F << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 11520742314723813746227292269224645943940995018994626667635659533585100550197225430962756297095765291615753812877399232796946497787103544147241860465489889 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '183.246.76.186 (ssh-rsa key from 183.246.76.186 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger [16:05]
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E32A980A153D1BD323493B5F6A6EF42AD702773A85D9B1DDAA7F1F90C1FFEB25 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 11520742314723813746227292269224645943940995018994626667635659533585100550197225430962756297095765291615753812877399232796946497787103544147241860465489889 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '183.246.86.107 (ssh-rsa key from 183.246.86.107 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger [16:05]
BingoBoingo: ty 4ur submission [16:07]
shinohai: I fucked up and put an apostrophe in there, but oh well [16:08]
phf: for apple people here, i guess, ben_vulpes? https://twitter.com/stroughtonsmith/status/791872723681239040 "Touch Bar runs watchOS, and macOS sends it framebuffer data over USB. This presumably then relays multitouch events back to macOS." [16:15]
trinque: ow, my head [16:16]
trinque: what, EFI wasn't enough? [16:16]
trinque: gotta have as many systems in systems as possible it makes hackers too tired to do the deed [16:17]
jurov: mircea_popescu: pls to mpex [16:31]
ben_vulpes: trinque: i have no words [16:41]
trinque: inb4 touchpad becomes an ipad mini [16:49]
mircea_popescu: jurov on it [17:06]
mircea_popescu: for the record : proposing that hillary being elected would be "a victory for women" is entirely like imagining the la lakers winning a game is exercise for everyone in los angeles. [17:07]
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/28/is-so-unfair-cycle-9/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 9 [17:26]
mircea_popescu: and in other sweet 16 boobage, http://67.media.tumblr.com/f5ba17631a26a7e37c39b6c9654113b3/tumblr_norgj3StNu1uo56n1o1_1280.jpg [17:27]
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/pXCyB << in other lulz, microshit Rises Again (or at least thinks it does) [17:30]
BingoBoingo: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559853 << There's 3 days left until the weens are hallowed. Who else other than diana_coman and danielpbarron has stories? Or at a minimum speculums of where I'm taking Elliot and James. [17:40]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 21:26 deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/28/is-so-unfair-cycle-9/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 9 [17:40]
* BingoBoingo still waiting for alf fanfic submission to drop [17:41]
* asciilifeform has quite full hands [17:42]
BingoBoingo: Everyone has full hands. The question is how people refresh their holding ability so that their hands might become still fuller. [17:43]
asciilifeform: http://gaugeboson.com/electronics/rf.html << unrelated but good pr0n [17:44]
asciilifeform: http://gaugeboson.com/electronics/IMG_5579L.jpg << in particular is reminiscent of the 'not-so-integrated' circuits made in '60s su [17:45]
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559844 << that's one way to ensure your box isn't compatible with unofficial osen : give it two! [17:48]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 20:15 phf: for apple people here, i guess, ben_vulpes? https://twitter.com/stroughtonsmith/status/791872723681239040 "Touch Bar runs watchOS, and macOS sends it framebuffer data over USB. This presumably then relays multitouch events back to macOS." [17:48]
pete_dushenski: want to use gentoo or even so much as osx10.8 ? enjoy using an external keyboard on the airplane because there's no other way to use f-keys [17:49]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: paying the crapple tax and then running linux is epic waste [17:49]
asciilifeform: whatever point there is to buying the box, it is to use the sun/sgi-like vertical integration [17:50]
asciilifeform: (i can't think of any other) [17:50]
asciilifeform: why the fuck would you buy the world's least-documented x86 box to gentoo on..? [17:50]
pete_dushenski: for aesthetes, it's not what's in the box, it's... the box. [17:51]
asciilifeform: mega-aesthetics when half of the peripherals dun work. [17:51]
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559782 << the former is highly unusual (which never made sense to me personally) while the latter is super goddam normal [17:52]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 17:24 mircea_popescu: i suppose i'm the weirdest person alive then a) never had sex without a condom b) never had my cock sucked with a condom. [17:52]
pete_dushenski: i dun even think i ever HEARD of a dude getting lid with a dome on. it'd be like fucking an earhole or something. [17:53]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: you clearly dun get fashion. [17:53]
pete_dushenski: that half the peripherals don't work is ~ironic~. see ? zhe didn't even want them to work [17:54]
pete_dushenski: so, they don't. it's a match made in heaven. [17:54]
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski apparently it's standard fare in reddit land. [17:54]
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: http://www.thetoysavenue.com/gallery/vtech-learning-laptop/vtech_learning_laptop_1.jpg << nah, this here is the correct laptop for such folx [17:55]
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: bizarre [17:56]
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: too poorfaggy [17:56]
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559822 << even shillary mouthpiece fivethirtyeight (nate silver) has her lead slipping. http://archive.is/9R8Ym [17:58]
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 19:28 mircea_popescu: cnn now running "trump's path to the white house" pieces, etc. it's ~all over. [17:58]
pete_dushenski: although natedog still has shillz at 81.2% to 18.7% 'chance of winning' [17:58]
pete_dushenski: needless to say i've doubled down on my meatspace wagers. even if i never set foot in the states again, trump WILL get me paid. [18:00]
pete_dushenski: !~ticker --market all [18:02]
jhvh1: pete_dushenski: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 685.5, vol: 3916.84159109 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 680.998, vol: 4286.93499 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 690.77, vol: 9933.29115578 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 693.927025, vol: 2490374.58530000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 688.119, vol: 1327.22650159 | Volume-weighted last average: 693.876224359 [18:02]
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Y no fanfic? [18:06]
BingoBoingo: Anyways Is So Unfair Cycle 10 is quickly become the longest entry so far because the Elliot/James slashfic reached the slash portion. [18:11]
pete_dushenski: same reason as b4 [18:11]
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: But it is for a good cause! The cultural output of the Republic is a demonstration of Republican supremacy! [18:12]
pete_dushenski: https://sourceable.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/timber-skyscraper-chicago.jpg << in other wood without condoms, a proposed 80-story TIMBER skyscraper in chiraq [18:15]
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76521 << my cultural contribution for the week. it's what i could muster. [18:17]
* BingoBoingo honestly surprised the Pinoys haven't flooded the Qntest yet [18:21]
shinohai: too much work for them, requires formulating actual thoughts [18:27]
BingoBoingo: shinohai: Do your Eulora recruits know about Qntest? [19:02]
shinohai: Doubtful ... the 0.00013% that made it or whatever [19:05]
BingoBoingo: How many remain? [19:07]
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2016/10/28/is-so-unfair-cycle-10/ << Bingo Blog - Is So Unfair Cycle 10 [19:08]
BingoBoingo: ^ The gore you have all been waiting for is here [19:08]
shinohai: hmmm none presently xD [19:08]
* BingoBoingo worries he might have gone a bit light on the gore. [19:09]
BingoBoingo: Anyways story not yet over. [19:10]
BingoBoingo: Perhaps related http://epmonthly.com/article/theres-alien-inside/ [19:11]
BingoBoingo: “Hottest beer cart girls in the Midwest serving drinks on selected holes.” http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article111168492.html#storylink=latest_side [19:30]
BingoBoingo: !~bcstats [19:46]
mod6: BingoBoingo: s/would/wound/ [19:46]
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 436363 | Current Difficulty: 2.5361824664148953E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 437471 | Next Difficulty In: 1108 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 9 hours, 16 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None [19:46]
BingoBoingo: ty fxd [19:47]
shinohai: heya mod6 ... another week done? [19:48]
mod6: yup [19:48]
mod6: how's it goin? [19:48]
shinohai: Pretty good here and yourself? [19:55]
mod6: better now! :] [19:56]
BingoBoingo: The butthertz of the day, preserved in Amber https://archive.is/etZS7 [20:06]
BingoBoingo: brb caek [20:07]
mircea_popescu: caek is good. [20:22]
mircea_popescu: http://66.media.tumblr.com/0176e6c6cd969553e9531335abcce742/tumblr_nmdhefuPg21u1s2wgo1_1280.jpg << icescreams is bettar. [20:25]
shinohai: caek and limonada [20:25]
shinohai: bwahahaha this scam is getting fun to watch: https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_zec [20:54]
pete_dushenski: shinohai: kraken similarly poisoned (if sewage could be thusly degraded) : http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/15/suppose-we-have-an-exchange-that-due-to-resource-limitations-is-limited-to-5-decimal-places-for-orders-or-how-kraken-is-scamming-to-stay-solvent/#comment-51846 [22:04]
shinohai: bwahahahaha [22:06]
pete_dushenski: given that it'd be 9 months since zooko's pathetic 'white paper' i thought usg.idjits had given up on him altogether, but i guess the etherape forced them to reconsider even their most ill-advised projects and implement anything at all if even just so they could keep talking about themselves [22:09]
pete_dushenski: *it'd been [22:10]
shinohai: pete_dushenski: did my comment get lost or does it have to be moderated ? [22:11]
* pete_dushenski checks [22:11]
pete_dushenski: it's there so chances are it was a cache hold-up and you just need to refresh the page to see it. [22:12]
shinohai: ah! [22:12]
shinohai: I see it now thanks [22:13]
pete_dushenski: lol nice avatar btw [22:13]
shinohai: how dafuq did covertress avatar show up there? [22:13]
shinohai: O.o [22:14]
pete_dushenski: lol that wasn't intentional ?? [22:14]
shinohai: no [22:15]
* pete_dushenski thought it was tres cheeky [22:15]
shinohai: xD [22:15]
shinohai: works off gravatar I see? [22:16]
shinohai: BITCH STOLE MY EMAIL [22:16]
ben_vulpes: wat? [22:19]
ben_vulpes: that's pretty rich [22:20]
pete_dushenski: shinohai: http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/15/suppose-we-have-an-exchange-that-due-to-resource-limitations-is-limited-to-5-decimal-places-for-orders-or-how-kraken-is-scamming-to-stay-solvent/#comment-51901 [22:40]
* shinohai L'Chaim [~]D [22:42]
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/vAoKM << relevant to latest crapbook pro news. basically a variant of 'living in a post-steve world' from contravex [22:42]
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/7cG8b << lulzy, they did indeed bake a new ethereum. [23:10]
asciilifeform: because, and as i said before, there is ~unlimited supply of academitards etc. ready to play. [23:11]
shinohai: They fucking "LIVE STREAMED" the Genesis block. [23:12]
asciilifeform: https://github.com/zcash/zips/blob/master/protocol/protocol.pdf << it is not necessary to read all of this to understand the 'catch', it is the same as with the earlier 'ring signatures' crapolade [23:14]
asciilifeform: and with tor [23:14]
asciilifeform: the baked-in unspoken presumption that no one will have sufficiently panopticonic view of the ledger to compute the obfuscated numbers [23:15]
asciilifeform: the linked alt also introduces a backbreaking pseudomathematical turd, similar to the one discussed in the homomorphism thread a while back [23:16]
asciilifeform: lulzily, they import all of (yes) prb... [23:17]
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