How plugrush.com got itself banned, or Here's what business is not

Continuing our ever popular series of guides for idiots, let's today review Retard Russel and his merry band of moron friends.

To start off :

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On Wednesday, July 31, 2019 11:30 AM, PlugRush wrote:

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Hi LordMPofTMSR!
My name is Russellⁱ and I'll be your dedicated account manager to assist you with any questions you might have using PlugRush.

I highly recommend that you read through our Guides as they provide a lot of great information in order to get the most from your account. In addition we have a Support Center with Frequently Asked Questions, Guidelines, Support Tickets and more. Most of your questions will be answered here:)

If there's anything else I can do for you, don't hesitate to send me an email at russell@plugrush.com or contact me directly through Skype plugrushrussell

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Russell
Account Manager

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The first reply, by staff :

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On Thursday, August 1, 2019 9:07 AM, opencube wrote:

You could start by not sending mail from "no-reply@".

Other than that, I want to not be hassled. I am buyingⁱⁱ, but currently not from you, because your piece of shit website is getting in the way.

If you can deliver large chunks of real adult visitors, talk to me about specifics. Payments in Bitcoin ONLY.

If you've got some website forms not getting any love and you're looking for someone to fill them in, fuckingⁱⁱⁱ spare me ; I hope I don't need to say specifically where you can shove "guides" and assorted nonsense about me "getting the most" from "my account". It's your fucking account, your job, your livelihood -- fucking work it.

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The second reply, this time from me :

O wait, meanwhile I noticed you lot are in Norway ?

Bunch of fucktarded scammers, get the fuck lost. Everyone from Norway belongs in extermination camps.

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As you can see, I have a... complicated relationship with my own people. Nevertheless : death in battle from your own artillery is just as heroic as death in battle from enemy artillery, or excessive diuresis. Death is death, so no worries.

Anyways, to infer the conclusions of this article : if you want to business, then you positively and absolutely must not pantsuit. Business is about "enforcing and reifying structures of oppression" and "enforcing hierarchies of privilege", not about anything else. If you fail to understand this, you will die -- and the standard of understanding is not claiming to have understood but acting as if you understood.

Don't be a moron, because morons can't participate in business.^iv

1. Ever notice how none of these retards ever seem to have a last name ?

   I suspect it's because no fathers, they're moss byproducts, the indistinct fruiting bodies of a huge interplanetary fungus. We could call it Candida Tardicans. [↩]

2. Truth. [↩]
3. Yep, this is not merely allowed but actually encouraged. Avoiding the word "fuck" in business communication is signalling pantsuit, and therefore the losing approach. [↩]
4. Yes, I'm aware the morons are currently engaging in some kind of large-scale simulation of business. This does not matter. [↩]