Forum logs for 24 Jan 2014

Sunday, 24 November, Year 11 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

pankkake	dogecoin isn't fundamentally different than other altcoins	[00:00]
KRS1	they are a risk	[00:00]
pankkake	they're all shit	[00:00]
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lippoper	i don't know why you mad	[00:00]
KRS1	im not mad fool	[00:00]
lippoper	arent' tehy all risk?	[00:00]
lippoper	even bitcoin	[00:00]
pankkake	I just hope dogecoin makes litecoiners butthurt	[00:01]
KRS1	this conversation is stupid at this point..i'm out.	[00:01]
carpet	I had sold my litecoin i 2011, and look at price now	[00:01]
carpet	ludicrous	[00:01]
benkay	.bait	[00:01]
ozbot	http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makem1vht61r8825ko1_500.jpg	[00:01]
benkay	oh yeah	[00:01]
benkay	.bait	[00:01]
ozbot	http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvx79JDrN1qdoxp5o1_500.jpg	[00:01]
mircea_popescu	bitcoin is bisque	[00:02]
carpet	why is it only blondes	[00:02]
carpet	.bait	[00:02]
ozbot	http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpi6q4XDV1robs3no1_500.jpg	[00:02]
lippoper	pankkake: http://litecoinscout.com/static/speed34560-small-lin.png	[00:03]
nubbins`	it's almost like people value litecoin and dogecoin equally	[00:04]
nubbins`	totally still the silver to bitcoin's gold tho	[00:05]
pankkake	more people know about dogecoin than litecoin	[00:05]
nubbins`	^	[00:05]
pankkake	at least doge isn't based on false economic principles	[00:05]
pankkake	it's based on lulz, which has value!	[00:05]
carpet	remember before ltc was fairbrix, tenebrix	[00:07]
benkay	cave early applies doubly to litecoin	[00:07]
benkay	quadruply to doge	[00:07]
benkay	somethin geometric there	[00:07]
carpet	geist gold or some other shit	[00:07]
nubbins`	so i'm looking after a relative's house while he's out of the country	[00:08]
nubbins`	he previously had hired some university kid to do it	[00:08]
carpet	nubbins: go into his sock drawer	[00:08]
carpet	and report back	[00:08]
nubbins`	deal was the kid checks on the house once a day, makes sure no leaks/mice/breakins/etc	[00:08]
nubbins`	kid shows up TWICE in december	[00:08]
nubbins`	trip 2, he can be seen on the cameras walking back and forth on the snowy deck 6-7 times to give the appearance of many visits	[00:09]
nubbins`	i lel'd	[00:09]
dub	lel	[00:09]
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dub	we hired a cat sitter over xmas	[00:09]
dub	cat is 18 years old	[00:09]
nubbins`	that's old!	[00:09]
dub	newcat in neighbourhood	[00:09]
carpet	has to be 18 year old to work full time	[00:10]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 31 @ 0.02675482 = 0.8294 BTC [+] {4}	[00:10]
dub	oldcat decides that shitting outside is too scary with newcat around	[00:10]
dub	cat sitter dealswithit	[00:10]
nubbins`	our cat is 13 now	[00:10]
dub	now I educate newcat with bb gun when	[00:10]
dub	..opportunity arises	[00:11]
nubbins`	ah, i like throwing water	[00:11]
nubbins`	we leave the back door open on hot days, once a strange cat came in and started eating pinki's food :(	[00:11]
dub	yeah mrsdub found newcat inside yesterday	[00:11]
nubbins`	D:	[00:12]
nubbins`	no good	[00:12]
dub	may need to escalate bb to paintball	[00:12]
dub	or speargun..	[00:12]
nubbins`	just spray bobcat piss around	[00:12]
nubbins`	you can buy it places	[00:12]
dub	tried all manner of cat repellant scam	[00:12]
nubbins`	cats fear it	[00:12]
nubbins`	hm	[00:12]
mircea_popescu	why not just shoot oldcat, get newcat instead ?	[00:13]
mircea_popescu	that's what global warming would do!	[00:13]
dub	scammers take note, when bitcoin is bled dry start on pet accessories	[00:13]
nubbins`	scumbag global warming ;(	[00:13]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.532 = 2.128 BTC [-] {2}	[00:14]
nubbins`	hm, tourette's hooker neighbour has a new tic today	[00:14]
nubbins`	she's shrieking "FAGGOT!" in a thin, high-pitched voice	[00:14]
mircea_popescu	so i log into my rift girly for the first time in a few days	[00:14]
dub	you should really stream this	[00:14]
mircea_popescu	800 plat worth of shit sold. i am rich!	[00:14]
carpet	what's a rift girly?	[00:14]
dub	touretteswhore.com	[00:14]
nubbins`	dub nah i try not to focus on it	[00:15]
dub	touretteswhorenextdoor.com	[00:15]
BingoBoingo	Why actually "get" cat. Just leave tins of food outside and eventually you'll have a feral or 12 hanging around taking care of mice outside of the home, which is the best place for mice to die.	[00:15]
dub	monetize that bitch	[00:15]
dub	BingoBoingo: i try not to encourage the latent crazy cat lady in mrsdub	[00:15]
mircea_popescu	carpet http://trilema.com/2013/trilema-the-rift-guild/	[00:15]
carpet	oh thought it was oculus rift for a second	[00:16]
BingoBoingo	dub: I imagine it is fine if you keep them outside. Maybe one day if there are too many drug the lot of them and drop them off at the vet to get snipped and released back into the wild.	[00:16]
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dub	when 18y/o cat is dead I don't want another one	[00:17]
dub	cats are kinda shit	[00:17]
BingoBoingo	I could never tolerate an indoor cat. The piss smell is too rank and I don't have toxoplasmosis.	[00:18]
dub	until cat turned 18 she knew how to use cat door to piss outside	[00:18]
*	dub has standalone house	[00:18]
BingoBoingo	Eh, in this neighborhood leaving a beloved pet outside overnight is a poor idea. Too many coyotes and foxes.	[00:19]
dub	jesus	[00:19]
BingoBoingo	Also racoons and groundhogs	[00:19]
dub	coons raping ur cat	[00:20]
BingoBoingo	lol	[00:20]
lippoper	those coon/cat hybrids are gnarly	[00:20]
lippoper	they have that weird hunchback	[00:20]
BingoBoingo	Seriously though encountering coyotes is one of my favorite parts of late night/early morning walks.	[00:20]
dub	yeah, hide your purple drank	[00:20]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02799834 = 0.224 BTC [+] {2}	[00:21]
dub	worst we have around here are french bulldogs and chiuhuawa	[00:21]
dub	and other such hipster handbag pets	[00:22]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 14 @ 0.02799834 = 0.392 BTC [+] {2}	[00:22]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02799834 = 0.196 BTC [+]	[00:23]
Namworld	those sound too mainstream for hipsters	[00:23]
BingoBoingo	Handling coyotes is easy. You growl and chase them away from whatever dumpster they were raiding and then piss on the dumpster to remind them it is a human dumpster. Then as you walk away flip the coyotes double middle fingers.	[00:23]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo sounds like it also helps dating.	[00:24]
dub	like a chinese speed skater	[00:24]
dub	or perhaps dutch	[00:24]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Well, some things are better with a bit of mystery.	[00:25]
dub	http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/sports/sochi2014/speedskating/2014/01/20/thats_not_sportsmanlike_dutch_speedskater_diqualified_after_flipping_the_bird/sjinkie_knegt.jpg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpg	[00:25]
truffles	how much longer do u think ur cat has dub?	[00:25]
truffles	3>	[00:25]
dub	dunno she's still pretty spry	[00:25]
carpet	your cat has less than 45 minutes on clock	[00:26]
BingoBoingo	How the fuck did they get disqualified for that.	[00:26]
carpet	better to go and cuddle with this cat right now	[00:26]
truffles	how did u make it stop going places u dont want it to	[00:26]
carpet	truffles you can affix a lead	[00:26]
carpet	or harness	[00:26]
truffles	my cat will figure out how to escape	[00:27]
dub	its a cat it does whatever the fuck it likes	[00:27]
carpet	I can draw a line using salt or other condiment around my cat	[00:27]
truffles	so frustrating!	[00:27]
carpet	it knows not to step outside, or it thinks it is not possible	[00:27]
dub	tip: your cat is retarded	[00:27]
carpet	so just a circle whilst I am at work, the cat will stay inside	[00:27]
truffles	lemon on door handles seemed to work a while	[00:27]
truffles	not good for humans	[00:28]
carpet	but problem is, I'm using too much salt	[00:28]
truffles	tv show my cat from hell had good ideas	[00:28]
truffles	squirt water when cat approach	[00:28]
truffles	i forget how	[00:29]
carpet	PORTLAND, OR—Saying that she just wanted a little time to relax and “not even think about” confining gender stereotypes, local health care industry consultant Natalie Jenkins reportedly took a 30-minute break from being a feminist last night to kick back and enjoy a television program.	[00:29]
carpet	Jenkins, 29, told reporters that after a long and tiring day at her office, all she wanted to do was return home, sit down on her couch, turn on an episode of the TLC reality show Say Yes To The Dress, and treat herself to a brief half hour in which she could look past all the various and near constant ways popular culture undermines the progress of women.	[00:29]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.003002 = 0.2252 BTC [+] {3}	[00:29]
BingoBoingo	Srs competition is supposed to be intense. The loser is supposed to be humiliated. A large part of why baseball is the better sport than handegg is that actual premeditated violence on the field is sanction to enforce proper levels of humiliation, as opposed to all of the violence in handegg which happens to just merely be incidental to gameplay and futher humiliation is discouraged because "Distraction from the game"	[00:29]
truffles	tldr ppl	[00:30]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 139 @ 0.00290108 = 0.4033 BTC [-] {5}	[00:30]
BingoBoingo	truffles: tldr is the best reads though	[00:30]
pankkake	wrong	[00:31]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00290027 = 0.29 BTC [-]	[00:31]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 835 @ 0.00099521 = 0.831 BTC [+]	[00:32]
BingoBoingo	truffles: I will offer you 0.005 BTC if you pick up a copy of the Critik der reinen Vernunft and produce two single spaced print pages worth of text answering "Do the expressions “synthesis of apprehension in intuition,” “synthesis of reproduction in imagination,” and “synthesis of recognition in a concept” name three different syntheses or are these names for one synthesis?"	[00:36]
BingoBoingo	That exercise might teach you to appreciate Tldr;	[00:36]
truffles	i just tldred that	[00:36]
truffles	.005 btc is a motivator these days?	[00:37]
BingoBoingo	You also won't need to read the whole text to answer the question. It can be answered in the Transcendental Analytic.	[00:37]
BingoBoingo	truffles: You'd be surprised what can buy a buttcoin nowadays	[00:37]
truffles	^^	[00:37]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 107 @ 0.00290026 = 0.3103 BTC [-]	[00:37]
truffles	rather play timed match against u	[00:38]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00290005 = 0.3625 BTC [-] {2}	[00:38]
BingoBoingo	Back in the July of $80 dollar BTC .25 BTC was the going market value, down from 10 BTC when MP bought one.	[00:38]
BingoBoingo	truffles: What time control?	[00:38]
truffles	10:0	[00:39]
truffles	can do 5:0 if want	[00:39]
Apocalyptic	I feel like playing some chess too	[00:39]
BingoBoingo	No, I don't enjoy playing games under G/30	[00:39]
truffles	havent u gotten enough beatings Apocalyptic :D	[00:39]
truffles	ure way too slow dude	[00:39]
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Apocalyptic	heh truffles, i'm gonna crush you	[00:40]
mircea_popescu	yeah hows that chess championshp coming along ?	[00:40]
BingoBoingo	Speed kills a lot of the beauty in the game	[00:40]
truffles	wah no wai	[00:40]
truffles	speed is the skill	[00:40]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: We still need nubbins` to start playing.	[00:40]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.530375 = 4.243 BTC [-] {2}	[00:40]
lippoper	say what you will about dogecoin, their chat room and website are just the lulz	[00:40]
truffles	he's afraid of makign a move ldo	[00:40]
BingoBoingo	Right now it is a three way tie with everyone 1-1.	[00:40]
lippoper	(5:37:45 PM) lippoper: This place is such amaze	[00:40]
lippoper	(5:37:47 PM) lippoper: wow	[00:40]
lippoper	(5:37:47 PM) TheBoomMachine: I'm playing on Pocket rocket right now	[00:40]
lippoper	(5:37:54 PM) Toasttify: !tip lippoper 20	[00:40]
lippoper	(5:37:55 PM) fido: Wow! Toasttify just sent Ð20 to lippoper! To claim: /msg fido help	[00:40]
truffles	spam	[00:41]
BingoBoingo	truffles Namworld and myself have each won and lost a game mircea_popescu	[00:41]
truffles	Apocalyptic lets play unless Boingo has adjusted his old man fingers :D	[00:42]
Apocalyptic	i'm waitin already	[00:42]
BingoBoingo	I imagine some sort of way to eliminate ties might need to be devised.	[00:42]
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lippoper	lol	[00:43]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: did you donate to OpenBSD in fiat?	[00:43]
mircea_popescu	no.	[00:43]
truffles	Boingo what will it be??	[00:43]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Maybe your idea of a great game of chess is slamming the pieces into each other as fast as possible, but anything less than a half hour per person removes the chance for the occasional good move in the middle game.	[00:44]
truffles	timed matches to break the tie	[00:44]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: Do you mind people seeing the transaction? Some people on reddit were wondering about that.	[00:44]
truffles	i lost track of what i was doing half way the games	[00:44]
truffles	u took foreveeeeeer	[00:44]
pankkake	http://www.coindesk.com/naughty-america-bitcoin-acceptance/	[00:44]
BingoBoingo	Also I won't be able to play for a few hours. I'll be getting dinner soon and then getting drunk enough to whoop your ass truffles.	[00:44]
mircea_popescu	Ademan not clear why it'd be anyone's business really.	[00:45]
jurov	The Openbsd fundation published him on the donors list, what's there more to wonder about?	[00:46]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: It's not whether or not you did, but rather whether you used Bitcoin to do it or not.	[00:46]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: txids are for transaction in which there is a dispute as to whether there was payment or not. If neither side disputes that payment was made publishing a txid merely strips both sides of privacy.	[00:46]
mircea_popescu	Ademan i used bitcoin to do it, yes.	[00:47]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: Well, if you assume Bitcoin is the only channel for the payment to occur, true, but you can see my particular question is different.	[00:49]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: thanks, do you mind if I quote you on reddit?... heh	[00:50]
mircea_popescu	not at all.	[00:50]
mircea_popescu	chan is logged publicly, see topic.	[00:50]
mircea_popescu	anyway, your particular question may be different, but it's also misplaced. the philosophy of gpg contracts, which is what bitcoin is based on, is that the parties to any transaction can dispute, but third parties have no say.	[00:51]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo re buttcoins : https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?181800-Bitcoin-Giveaway	[00:52]
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benkay	if y'all are so curious Ademan you could probably narrow the address space down with some research	[00:54]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 273 @ 0.00087799 = 0.2397 BTC [+] {2}	[00:54]
benkay	or, you know, pay someone to do the research for you.	[00:54]
Ademan	benkay: I did look to see what transactions had occurred involving OpenBSD's address, but found <1BTC in transactions	[00:54]
benkay	well, that'd be why you'd pay someone.	[00:55]
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Ademan	I assume either BitPay generates new addresses periodically (it obviously doesn't do it every transaction otherwise I would have found no transactions) or they generated a special one for the transaction	[00:56]
mircea_popescu	they have an address ?	[00:56]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.521 = 1.042 BTC [-]	[00:57]
Ademan	http://blockchain.info/address/1BzJcj21nQ8q74GR2NPyEnnQDTn2ZibJFc	[00:57]
ozbot	Bitcoin Address 1BzJcj21nQ8q74GR2NPyEnnQDTn2ZibJFc	[00:57]
Ademan	http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/donations.html enter a bitcoin amount, hit "donate now" and it'll give you an address to send to and a QR code	[00:58]
ozbot	Donate to the OpenBSD Foundation	[00:58]
mircea_popescu	where is the address from ?	[00:59]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00515639 = 0.2578 BTC [-] {5}	[00:59]
benkay	but you see, Ademan, if you have the barest of technical savvy, you aren't beholden to BitPay et al and their transaction fees.	[01:00]
Ademan	Huh, it changed on me... it was constant before	[01:00]
benkay	unless there are hard business requirements driving that sort of dependency.	[01:00]
benkay	anyways, let me know if reddit can scare up a research budget ;)	[01:00]
Ademan	benkay: sure, but I think it's safe to assume 1. OpenBSD didn't care to set up their own wallet and 2. OpenBSD needs to convert to fiat to pay the bills anyways	[01:00]
Ademan	OpenBSD Foundation*	[01:01]
mircea_popescu	Ademan sooo... how did you get it, constant or not ?	[01:01]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/donations.html near the bottom there's a box to enter a BTC amount, and a button that says "Donate Now". When you enter an amount and hit donate, it takes you to a BitPay page with an address and QR code on it. I got it from there	[01:02]
mircea_popescu	well yes. every time you enter an ammt you get a new address.	[01:02]
Apocalyptic	truffles, who took a beating now ;)	[01:02]
Ademan	I must have been high or something before, it is generating a new address every time... I coulda sworn it wasn't	[01:02]
truffles	:(	[01:02]
benkay	sigh	[01:03]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: yeah, I could have sworn it wasn't generating a new address, but I must have been on something	[01:03]
mircea_popescu	aite.	[01:04]
benkay	well you're looking at a bitpay widget	[01:04]
benkay	of course its -- you know what? never mind.	[01:04]
Ademan	benkay: yeah, leave it alone, I thought I observed something, I was wrong. The end.	[01:05]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.50819999 = 8.6394 BTC [-] {5}	[01:06]
kakobrekla	>Argentine Peso lost 14% in a couple of hours.	[01:07]
benkay	smokes!	[01:08]
benkay	just last month dolar blue was like 10 us	[01:09]
benkay	heh kakobrekla is that on some sort of international market?	[01:09]
Apocalyptic	dat blunder	[01:09]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla they put in a new rule that you must pay 50% fine to buy stuff over the internets.	[01:09]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: "Who knew giving away stuff to strippers is going to turn into some sort of criminal case, seriously now." lol	[01:09]
benkay	^^	[01:09]
mircea_popescu	consequently... the peso is worth less (% of goods bought on internet * 1.5)	[01:10]
mircea_popescu	from the 14% we infer about 1/3 ish of goods are bought on internet	[01:10]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo :D	[01:10]
Ademan	damn, that's a hell of a tariff	[01:10]
mircea_popescu	most of those girls could have had a cool k. which they never saw together.	[01:10]
mircea_popescu	Ademan "for the people" governments at work. expect it soon in a theatre near you.	[01:11]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: I know right. Funny how strippers never engaged with the tidbit about "store of value" being the market driver	[01:11]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo funny how strippers never engaged with the "shut the fuck up and do what you're told" bit.	[01:11]
mircea_popescu	you'd think people whose profession revolves around this concept'd have it down pat.	[01:11]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.521 BTC [+]	[01:12]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Ain't that the truth.	[01:12]
mircea_popescu	maybe they were just not very good strippers.	[01:12]
mircea_popescu	just like bitcoin people aren't to be found on retardstalk, perhaps actual strippers have better things to do than foruming.	[01:13]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00503371 = 0.3826 BTC [-] {6}	[01:13]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: lol reading the backstory on this stripper business	[01:15]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.0049999 = 0.23 BTC [-]	[01:15]
mircea_popescu	hehe/	[01:15]
BingoBoingo	Well, generally the better experience from strippers comes from going to the clubs than dealing with the ones on cams who can't even perform at the clubs for the reason of being too far from the clubs.	[01:16]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.00299795 = 0.2488 BTC [+] {3}	[01:16]
mircea_popescu	s/too far away/banned from all clubs for various asshollery/	[01:16]
mircea_popescu	otherwise people can... you know... move.	[01:16]
BingoBoingo	If H1B visas were given for stripping instead of the sort of prostitution Facebook, Microsoft, and Google solicit I imagine girls from the Phillipines could have kept the soft touch in business.	[01:18]
BingoBoingo	Sure would change the demographics of North Las Vegas or Sauget	[01:21]
truffles	ggs	[01:22]
Apocalyptic	gg	[01:22]
Apocalyptic	crappy time	[01:22]
truffles	:)	[01:22]
mircea_popescu	didja lose ?	[01:22]
Apocalyptic	mircea, yeah on time	[01:23]
Apocalyptic	he was almost finished	[01:23]
mircea_popescu	aww	[01:23]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: You could probably get a couple of sharpie-pooper-"SA is dumb" pictures on http://www.reddit.com/r/girlsgonebitcoin (NSFW)	[01:23]
truffles	almost doesnt count :)	[01:23]
BingoBoingo	Apocalyptic: truffles: See what I'm saying about G/30 being the minimum time control for a good game of chess.	[01:24]
truffles	nah	[01:24]
mircea_popescu	you mean nsfw like	[01:24]
mircea_popescu	.bait	[01:24]
ozbot	http://24.media.tumblr.com/af6216a99fde9100190ab98026155c62/tumblr_muew5e3wG71sidrbto1_400.gif	[01:24]
Apocalyptic	BingoBoingo, i fully agree	[01:24]
truffles	im kinda tired so i zoned out both games	[01:24]
mircea_popescu	whoa ozzie, good one baby.	[01:24]
Apocalyptic	10/0 is like fast-food	[01:25]
truffles	pffff	[01:25]
mircea_popescu	wait, the guy beat you both simultaneously ?	[01:25]
jurov	well, there were some special visas for starcraft players	[01:25]
jurov	the were considered athletes	[01:25]
jurov	maybe strippers can be treated similarly	[01:25]
truffles	no today was 1-1	[01:26]
Apocalyptic	BingoBoingo, you reallistically can't do more that 2-3 depth calculations	[01:26]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Haven't played yet today	[01:26]
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mircea_popescu	jurov or entertainers.	[01:26]
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Apocalyptic	http://rt.com/usa/chase-ceo-bitcoin-terrible-downfall-100/	[01:29]
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Namworld	Is that article something like: "I got a big mouth and I can make it move. Watch!"	[01:35]
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mircea_popescu	no, more like "these people will eat our lunch yet we think we are very important"	[01:37]
benkay	i like the implications that the usg requires transaction reviews	[01:37]
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mircea_popescu	right-o. too big to fail, too big to be replaced, the continued relevancy of jpm is a legal requirement of the world.	[01:38]
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assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54795 @ 0.00099883 = 54.7309 BTC [+] {5}	[01:41]
benkay	don't forget usg	[01:42]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 25 @ 0.50052798 = 12.5132 BTC [-] {9}	[01:42]
mircea_popescu	!t m s.mpoe	[01:42]
assbot	[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009899 / 0.00099577 / 0.001 (711498 shares, 708.49 BTC), 7D: 0.00084303 / 0.00091841 / 0.001 (6845712 shares, 6,287.22 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00088299 / 0.001 (27229068 shares, 24,043.10 BTC)	[01:42]
mircea_popescu	wow it actually went to 1	[01:42]
benkay	errybody rich now	[01:44]
pizzaman1337	aww yeah	[01:44]
mircea_popescu	i guess s.mpoe has made moar ppl rich than anything else.	[01:45]
benkay	more than altcoins thats for sure	[01:45]
mircea_popescu	that's not hard to do.	[01:45]
benkay	not as many as bitcoin i bet	[01:45]
pizzaman1337	I should have bought s.mpoe instead of s.dice when I first got an mpex account. Oh well.	[01:45]
mircea_popescu	but when you realise shares were sold by the mn at 2k satoshi per originally, the immensity of the colossalness starts to emerge.	[01:45]
Namworld	I wasn't around for IPO	[01:46]
Apocalyptic	sadly	[01:46]
Namworld	Might have bought instead of other things...	[01:46]
mircea_popescu	20/20 and all that	[01:46]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.48285714 = 3.38 BTC [-] {2}	[01:46]
benkay	didn't have to buy ipo to make out like a bandit	[01:47]
benkay	just you know	[01:47]
benkay	when price seems outrageously high (ahem) maybe sell some	[01:48]
benkay	and when price seems outrageously low maybe buy some	[01:48]
benkay	that mr market	[01:48]
benkay	he cray	[01:48]
benkay	even on mpex, he cray at times.	[01:48]
benkay	;;later tell nubbins hey homie does your shop do thermolithography or whatever that fancy raised ink shit is?	[01:49]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[01:49]
benkay	;;later tell nubbins` hey homie does your shop do thermolithography or whatever that fancy raised ink shit is?	[01:49]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[01:49]
mircea_popescu	;;tickr	[01:49]
gribble	Error: "tickr" is not a valid command.	[01:49]
mircea_popescu	;;ticker	[01:49]
gribble	MtGox BTCUSD ticker \| Best bid: 944.0, Best ask: 945.49499, Bid-ask spread: 1.49499, Last trade: 945.55019, 24 hour volume: 1598.86548321, 24 hour low: 937.12135, 24 hour high: 958.99999, 24 hour vwap: 948.32282	[01:49]
pankkake	;;tickr is for bitcoin 2.0	[01:50]
gribble	Error: "tickr" is not a valid command.	[01:50]
benkay	mpoe at all time high while btc kisses 1k again	[01:51]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.45278333 = 13.5835 BTC [-] {6}	[01:52]
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dub	doge pushing moonbeams	[01:53]
dub	AIDS on the decline	[01:53]
dub	shit is getting craycray	[01:53]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6650 @ 0.00100073 = 6.6549 BTC [+]	[01:55]
BingoBoingo	craycray is the goodfellas, guccifer, and beiber all being arrested the same day	[01:55]
pankkake	twist: guccifer is beiber and being a singer was his day cover	[01:56]
pankkake	what was beiber arrested for?	[01:57]
BingoBoingo	pankkake: Drunk drag racing	[01:57]
pankkake	you mean drunk drag queening?	[01:57]
Apocalyptic	^	[01:57]
BingoBoingo	We can only wish	[01:57]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00100144 = 14.6711 BTC [+] {2}	[01:59]
Ademan	damn, what's with the AM1 plummet?	[02:00]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: Everything is with the AsicMiner plummet	[02:00]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1291 @ 0.00086807 = 1.1207 BTC [-] {3}	[02:00]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: I had stopped watching around the time it bottomed out, but it looked like it was on its way back up	[02:02]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: Do they have a new farm with new chips?	[02:02]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: thought they were supposed to in Q1? Unless there was a delay.	[02:03]
Ademan	(Since it wasn't scheduled to have happened yet, I don't know what would have shaken confidence)	[02:04]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: And the rate at which people build up Bitfurries and Knc miners in their farms and ambiguous date like Q1 mean what exactly?	[02:04]
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BingoBoingo	Your average 'Murican back country gas station has their inventory timed to a roughly 15 minute degree of precision as to when it gets replenished.	[02:06]
BingoBoingo	As BTC matures bullshit like, "we get new stuff sometime in this 3 month window" is going to be tolerated less and less	[02:06]
BingoBoingo	Also I imagine muppets who would have happily piled onto AM last year are now throwing their money away at Cex.io	[02:07]
BingoBoingo	I mean Cex.io has a website, it's .io just like inputs, what could go wrong?	[02:08]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: Well if invetors thought a 3 month window was BS, why the price increase in the first place? Pure speculation?	[02:08]
Apocalyptic	As BTC matures bullshit like, "we get new stuff sometime in this 3 month window" is going to be tolerated less and less // I sometimes wonder why it's even tolerated now	[02:08]
kakobrekla	cause people .	[02:08]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: Moar like ppl nead to read moar	[02:08]
Ademan	Aren't products delayed by months constantly in non-BTC markets too?	[02:08]
kakobrekla	also cause greed	[02:08]
kakobrekla	but that is cause people.	[02:08]
BingoBoingo	Apocalyptic: It is tolerated now because still too many people haven't lost enough coin yet	[02:08]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo in fact, more coin has been lost so far than will be lost in the future i bet.	[02:09]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: Products being sold generally aren't delayed by months. The new cars of the new model year reliably arrive sometime in the summer.	[02:10]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: I wouldn't take the other side of that bet.	[02:10]
kakobrekla	mircea_popescu thats just cause its worth so god damn much.	[02:10]
mircea_popescu	mhm.	[02:10]
mircea_popescu	anyway, the choice practically is either get gypped (the cars example) or get gypped (the miners example).	[02:11]
mircea_popescu	of course cars for the new model year arrive reliably. you're paying a lot more than what they're worth.	[02:11]
BingoBoingo	Or... you know do the store of value thing.	[02:11]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: Cars aren't a create comparison though, cars are all made by a small number of enormous players.	[02:11]
mircea_popescu	scams also arrive reliably every few months, for the same reason	[02:11]
BingoBoingo	Tomorrow to breath new life into my motor carriage I plan to let it idle in the drive way until the check engine light disappears because sensor crud has been cooked.	[02:12]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: And how many people seriously make BTC ASIC?	[02:12]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo nobody that owns their own foundry. how do you think the car market would look if they had to beg aluminum siding producers for freebie runs /	[02:13]
BingoBoingo	How many people run foundries BTC ASIC makers use to cook chips	[02:13]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: I guess the number doesn't matter so much, my real point was car companies are HUGE	[02:13]
Ademan	and well established	[02:13]
mircea_popescu	and well bankrupt.	[02:13]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: NASA is huge, but NSA is huger	[02:13]
asciilifeform	i still say that ~all the foundries are baking miners. just not ones that you can buy and plug in.	[02:13]
mircea_popescu	asciilifeform exactly like all strippers hooking on the side take btc.	[02:14]
mircea_popescu	it would make sense for them to, yes. ain't happening irl.	[02:14]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: More or less what I was saying (and may be wrong about) is that industries with market caps of similar size to BTC ASICs probably have similarly bad delays/timelines and/or shove shit out the door prematurely to meet said deadlines	[02:14]
asciilifeform	nobody at the plant needs to know about the little special strange thrown onto the die (in the space where they'd otherwise print 'here be dragons')	[02:14]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: I know a couple people running foundries for dirt track stock cars who work on that model. They aren't doing bad, but they do much better than they were when they were bagging groceries and corpses (apparetly people into dirt track racing find getting an EMT cert attractive until they do the EMT thing for real)	[02:15]
asciilifeform	to me this seems as much of a certainty as every sufficiently large freighter docked in u.s. port containing some cocaine	[02:15]
mircea_popescu	if people were this entreprenorial i'd probably be married.	[02:15]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo ok, but they	[02:15]
mircea_popescu	re nt doing the whole summer model year thing	[02:15]
mircea_popescu	asciilifeform cocaine has been around for centuries. this matters.	[02:16]
mircea_popescu	it's one thing to say "any large group of highschool girls contains some that aren't virgins"	[02:16]
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mircea_popescu	it's another to say "any large group of highschool girls contains some that are shaved", especially if it's 1880 and shaving has just been invented.	[02:16]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Well they have to conform to the racing season so they produce on a stricter schedule than say Ford. Then again cottage industry and the inefficiencies that come with such a thing	[02:17]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 71 @ 0.00480049 = 0.3408 BTC [-] {3}	[02:19]
BingoBoingo	Obama with Cash for Clunkers did more damage to their industry than any single thing other than the development of fuel injection	[02:19]
mircea_popescu	how you figure ?	[02:20]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: fuel injection damaged the auto industry?	[02:20]
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BingoBoingo	A shit Caprice used to sell to the scrapper for $50 or them for $500. Now the same shit Caprice can't sell to the scapper because it goes to them for $2500	[02:21]
Ademan	used car prices are bullshit right now, that's for sure	[02:21]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: It damaged certain recreational auto industries.	[02:21]
mircea_popescu	if us folk saw the eu used car market...	[02:21]
Ademan	mircea_popescu: good or bad?	[02:21]
mircea_popescu	you can get something that'll run for as low as 2-300 euros.	[02:22]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.02600082 = 0.312 BTC [-] {2}	[02:22]
Ademan	you can do that here, but it'd probably only run for a month heh, and you'd have to know the person	[02:22]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 176 @ 0.00480001 = 0.8448 BTC [-]	[02:23]
mircea_popescu	a ? i was under the impression there's no bottom in the us.	[02:23]
Ademan	and it might kill you in a fender bender	[02:23]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Well in the example of the Caprices it is for cars which will likely meet their end the first time in competition (body on frame construction is essential in a demolition derby)	[02:24]
mircea_popescu	lol someone's selling a Maybach 57 @130k EUR	[02:24]
Duffer1	buying a new car?	[02:26]
Ademan	'57 new	[02:26]
mircea_popescu	nah.	[02:26]
Duffer1	new to you :P	[02:26]
Namworld	I guess that's cheap	[02:27]
Apocalyptic	you can get something that'll run for as low as 2-300 euros. // in Romania maybe	[02:27]
BingoBoingo	I had the chance to make a '63 Chrysler imperial my first car for $1500. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_%28automobile%29	[02:27]
BingoBoingo	I regret not going through with it	[02:27]
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mircea_popescu	Apocalyptic yes, if you drive the extra 500 miles to the ukraine you can prolly get it even cheaper >D	[02:27]
dub	i sold a car for ~300 eur worth last month	[02:27]
Ademan	dub: what car?	[02:28]
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pizzaman1337	I'm pretty sure it's just "Ukraine", not "the Ukraine"	[02:28]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 91 @ 0.00299919 = 0.2729 BTC [+]	[02:28]
dub	'97 nissan maxima	[02:28]
Ademan	haha	[02:28]
BingoBoingo	pizzaman1337: "The" is even more essential to Ukraine than Ohio State (Ohio being a bubbling shitpit)	[02:28]
Ademan	(actually not bad cars)	[02:28]
dub	needed a new master cylinder	[02:29]
Ademan	oh, ew	[02:29]
dub	otherwise worked fine I just didnt want it	[02:29]
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nubbins`	re: jpmorgan	[02:29]
nubbins`	“It doesn’t have the standing of a government.”	[02:29]
nubbins`	my sides, etc	[02:29]
dub	only another 250-300 eur to make it a 1000 eur car but couldnt be fucked	[02:30]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` it's instructive tho. according to dimon, the only marketable value of jpm is that it's a hand puppet of the usg.	[02:30]
mircea_popescu	this obviously is logically equivalent to saying jpm is bankrupt.	[02:30]
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nubbins`	well heh, we all knew that.	[02:30]
mircea_popescu	yet his ideology blind him to the obvious.	[02:30]
nubbins`	“It’s a terrible store of value. It could be replicated over and over,”	[02:30]
nubbins`	^ you seriously couldn't have asked for a better quip	[02:31]
BingoBoingo	Things I would do if I had a time machine: Buy the Imperial, Mine bitcoins in '09, hire a stable of girls to drive the Imperial around while I ride godfather in the back seat.	[02:31]
mircea_popescu	yeah. government could not. bitcoin could.	[02:31]
nubbins`	from someone who deals in USD	[02:31]
jurov	my friends only buy used cars in belgium or so	[02:31]
mircea_popescu	logic of win.	[02:31]
nubbins`	triple facepalm	[02:31]
jurov	because all around here they have fake odometers	[02:31]
mircea_popescu	pizzaman1337 nah, it's the	[02:31]
BingoBoingo	jurov: That is why you ring a stethescope when you go car shopping.	[02:31]
nubbins`	the fake ones have a murmur?	[02:32]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Nah, you treat the odometer as irrelevant	[02:32]
BingoBoingo	Go for a good motor	[02:32]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00299919 = 0.2999 BTC [+]	[02:32]
jurov	even completely flooded cars are cleaned and sold.. you say it can be detected by stethoscope?	[02:32]
mircea_popescu	perhaps use the stethoscope on the chick drivers too.	[02:32]
nubbins`	^ to check for murmurs	[02:33]
Ademan	anyone in here own NEOBEE? It sounded interesting but I couldn't be arsed to do my due dilligence, so I've stayed out.	[02:33]
kakobrekla	!b 1	[02:33]
assbot	Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1566676/plain/)	[02:33]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 212 @ 0.00299919 = 0.6358 BTC [+]	[02:33]
Ademan	kakobrekla: :-(	[02:33]
nubbins`	Ademan: if generating magazine/newspaper articles was their business, they'd be the most successful btc venture ever	[02:33]
kakobrekla	lol	[02:33]
jurov	nubbins`: don't forget 3d models of branches and HQ	[02:34]
kakobrekla	i saw they are speaking in the conf that is happening now in miami or smth	[02:34]
BingoBoingo	jurov: My first car was a flood recovery, ran great. Second car a used rental, runs disappointing but was never in a flood	[02:34]
Ademan	Who do I petition to keep my name out of that hall of shame?	[02:34]
kakobrekla	try assbot	[02:34]
pankkake	and helping failing exchanges	[02:34]
Apocalyptic	because all around here they have fake odometers // so true	[02:34]
nubbins`	s/shame/fame	[02:34]
pankkake	maybe it's a too big to fail thing	[02:34]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: You'd have to petition everyone.	[02:34]
nubbins`	so wait, there's a fucking chess tournament on the go in here now?	[02:35]
nubbins`	that sure grew legs fast	[02:35]
mircea_popescu	Ademan: if generating magazine/newspaper articles was their business, they'd be the most successful btc venture ever << ouch.	[02:35]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Yup. Round robin	[02:35]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: You, me truffles and Namworld	[02:35]
truffles	what i do!	[02:35]
nubbins`	mp, i have occasional moments of lucidity	[02:35]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: You are included by Mircea's decree	[02:35]
truffles	i play tired u can play drunk!	[02:36]
nubbins`	but i'm not drunk D:	[02:36]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Just don't fall for truffle's need for speed	[02:36]
Ademan	yet!	[02:36]
nubbins`	bingo, i live life at my own pace	[02:36]
truffles	i told him its inchat play whenever he's ready, he's forever not ready :p	[02:36]
nubbins`	okay, choose heads or tails and we'll get gribs to ;;flip a coin	[02:37]
truffles	not now!	[02:37]
nubbins`	LEL	[02:37]
nubbins`	WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME	[02:37]
nubbins`	;(	[02:37]
truffles	ure like 1hr late	[02:37]
truffles	im done for the day	[02:37]
truffles	what r u doing tomorrow	[02:37]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: lemme set up a board and I can play	[02:37]
nubbins`	i think this means loss by forfeit	[02:37]
nubbins`	truffles: same thing i do every day, hustliong	[02:38]
mircea_popescu	ahahaha this beats all : btctalk removed noobie restrictions	[02:38]
nubbins`	*hustling	[02:38]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: :(	[02:38]
mircea_popescu	is now ip banning people and taking a fee to unban	[02:38]
mircea_popescu	turning into a sort of postmodern 4chan already	[02:38]
Ademan	IP ban? really?	[02:38]
nubbins`	do you get VIP status if you pay to unban yourself enough times?	[02:38]
mircea_popescu	prolly should be asked, but i don't see why not/	[02:38]
*	nubbins` cackles	[02:39]
nubbins`	that's rich	[02:39]
nubbins`	not as rich as thermos, but still rich	[02:39]
mircea_popescu	it's really moving right along.	[02:39]
mircea_popescu	https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=423995.0	[02:39]
ozbot	End of newbie restrictions; ban changes	[02:39]
nubbins`	wait, are you supposed to call him thermos when he makes good decisions or bad ones?	[02:39]
nubbins`	can't keep it straight	[02:40]
Apocalyptic	nubbins`, just call it thermos all the time	[02:40]
nubbins`	ok	[02:40]
mircea_popescu	all the shill masters were wasting too much time trying to get more accounts in.	[02:41]
nubbins`	"These IP bans apply only to registration: you can no longer get caught by random IP bans if you're using an established account."	[02:41]
nubbins`	well that takes the wind out of it	[02:41]
nubbins`	oh cool, i'm a "Sr. Member" now	[02:41]
kakobrekla	random ip ban?!	[02:41]
kakobrekla	sounds something like bitbet is missing.	[02:42]
kakobrekla	whatdayasay mp?	[02:42]
Ademan	pffftt	[02:42]
nubbins`	Señor Member	[02:42]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla better random btc address ban	[02:42]
nubbins`	kakobrekla, ban diceroll should take place after a wager is sent	[02:42]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` doesn't that make you feel like a penis ?	[02:42]
BingoBoingo	Just don't ban 1lvcunts	[02:42]
truffles	haha penus	[02:43]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu, i'm much too hairy to feel like a penis	[02:43]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo is that "i level cunts", "level one cunts" or what ?	[02:43]
nubbins`	one love, cunts	[02:43]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: I've always read it as I love cunts	[02:43]
mircea_popescu	oic	[02:43]
mircea_popescu	woulkdn't that have been 1luvcunts ?	[02:44]
jurov	lavacunts	[02:44]
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nubbins`	ooh	[02:44]
mircea_popescu	jurov you ever been in bed with a girl ? her damned thing might as well be made of lava.	[02:44]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.0052886 = 0.1851 BTC [+]	[02:44]
nubbins`	;;seen benkay	[02:44]
gribble	benkay was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 53 minutes and 13 seconds ago: mpoe at all time high while btc kisses 1k again	[02:44]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Including the vowel for love would have been too computing expensive. I decided a misreading of I level cunts was acceptable.	[02:44]
nubbins`	;;later tell benkay no thermolith but we can do raised ink via overprinting	[02:45]
gribble	The operation succeeded.	[02:45]
mircea_popescu	BingoBoingo 14llcuntsloveme	[02:45]
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truffles	"her damned thing" hmmm	[02:45]
Apocalyptic	truffles, ready for a rematch ?	[02:45]
truffles	no wai	[02:45]
truffles	i topped out	[02:45]
BingoBoingo	lol mircea_popescu, but not the strippers	[02:45]
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truffles	my day started a looong time ago	[02:46]
Apocalyptic	so did mine	[02:46]
truffles	i need more recovery obv	[02:46]
mircea_popescu	you still around cads ?	[02:46]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: So I found all of the pieces, you up for a game?	[02:46]
truffles	tomorrow night after i take 5hrs to play nubbins	[02:46]
nubbins`	yeah, just let me get set up	[02:46]
nubbins`	gotta roll one	[02:46]
BingoBoingo	K	[02:47]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.0052886 = 0.4231 BTC [+]	[02:47]
BingoBoingo	truffles: How long do you think on of Carlsen's typical games takes?	[02:47]
truffles	im not on his level nor are u : D	[02:48]
BingoBoingo	No one is, and that's the point	[02:48]
Apocalyptic	BingoBoingo, hours	[02:49]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Neither of us could even comprehend his level of play if all we did were fucking speed games either	[02:49]
truffles	well i gave u the chance with non timed, u took forever, now thats done	[02:49]
nubbins`	it really is amazing how much nicer a coat of varnish makes plywood look	[02:49]
assbot	AMAZING COMPANY!	[02:49]
BingoBoingo	truffles: I thought on of our games took days plural because I passed out from drinking...	[02:49]
truffles	shoulda thought about that when u agreed to playing!	[02:49]
BingoBoingo	Well, Since the tournament started I beat you and lost to Namworld	[02:50]
BingoBoingo	Except flip that order.	[02:50]
truffles	u took foreeever though	[02:50]
nubbins`	whenever i see "u", i pronounce it in my head as "ooo"	[02:50]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Well, you took forever to fall out of yo mamma's cunt	[02:50]
truffles	..	[02:51]
nubbins`	OOOOH BURN	[02:51]
Ademan	'cause of chlamydia?	[02:51]
nubbins`	'cause she sleeps upside-down	[02:51]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: I truffles case I imagine spiderwebs	[02:51]
truffles	here i thought u were just a slow old man pfff	[02:51]
Ademan	haha	[02:52]
nubbins`	we're all slow old men here	[02:52]
nubbins`	raise your hand if you're under 30	[02:52]
BingoBoingo	;;hand	[02:52]
gribble	Error: "hand" is not a valid command.	[02:52]
truffles	well thats terrible	[02:52]
kakobrekla	;;lasers	[02:52]
gribble	┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ pew! pew! pew!	[02:52]
kakobrekla	sorry forgot to put down the gun	[02:52]
nubbins`	it is what it is	[02:52]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.50966525 = 1.529 BTC [+] {3}	[02:52]
nubbins`	you young people are in such a rush all the tiume	[02:52]
Ademan	raise new Hand(this);	[02:53]
nubbins`	like you're not gonna be able to get all the shit done	[02:53]
*	truffles cant help liking things fast	[02:53]
kakobrekla	yeah nubbins` i gave up already	[02:53]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Well, I will say I am 2-4 years younger than asciilifeform	[02:53]
nubbins`	i thought stan was like 37.	[02:54]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: He's like 30	[02:54]
nubbins`	o	[02:54]
asciilifeform	turned 30 <2 mo. ago	[02:54]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 82 @ 0.0052886 = 0.4337 BTC [-]	[02:54]
nubbins`	well happy belated	[02:54]
asciilifeform	thx nubbins	[02:55]
BingoBoingo	37 would be too far past the prime of his life to have started loper and hope he could finish	[02:55]
nubbins`	i'm celebrating 32 this time next week	[02:55]
BingoBoingo	At least without amphetamines	[02:55]
nubbins`	BingoBoingo, fallacy	[02:55]
nubbins`	oh, ok	[02:55]
asciilifeform	we're all in approx. the same age 'band', old enough to be in a hurry, young enough not to be impotent yet	[02:55]
nubbins`	bothers me when people say "oh, x is too old to do y"	[02:55]
nubbins`	bull fucking shit!	[02:55]
Ademan	haha	[02:55]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50999788 BTC [+]	[02:55]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.0052886 = 1.5866 BTC [-]	[02:55]
truffles	clearly too old to click fast	[02:56]
nubbins`	unless you want to be a gymnast	[02:56]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: No, that's how math works. If you don't publish a brilliance by 30 you are too old	[02:56]
kakobrekla	nubbins` you are too young to say that!	[02:56]
nubbins`	BingoBoingo: call the coin	[02:56]
BingoBoingo	tails	[02:56]
nubbins`	;;flip	[02:56]
gribble	Error: "flip" is not a valid command.	[02:56]
nubbins`	;;coin	[02:56]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50999788 BTC [+]	[02:56]
gribble	heads	[02:56]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10044 @ 0.00100065 = 10.0505 BTC [-] {2}	[02:56]
nubbins`	i always forget	[02:56]
nubbins`	1. e4	[02:57]
BingoBoingo	d6	[02:57]
nubbins`	2. c4	[02:57]
BingoBoingo	Nf6	[02:57]
Ademan	BingoBoingo: like "you never will" ? Surely there are tons of papers published by older folks	[02:57]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: Crap though	[02:57]
*	kakobrekla brings two beers to the BingoBoingo and nubbins` table.	[02:57]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13961 @ 0.00099918 = 13.9496 BTC [-]	[02:57]
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nubbins`	3. Bd3	[02:58]
BingoBoingo	g6	[02:58]
nubbins`	4. Nf3	[02:58]
Ademan	you nerds are playing pretty quickly	[02:58]
BingoBoingo	kakobrekla: Actually tonight I'm drinking vodka and ice cubes	[02:58]
nubbins`	what's a nerd?	[02:58]
nubbins`	kakobrekla: and i'm drinking pineapple kush	[02:59]
BingoBoingo	Bg7	[02:59]
Ademan	nubbins`: it's this little candy, they're delicious	[02:59]
kakobrekla	well you should have said earlier!	[02:59]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: It's the opening at this point most of us are following a book in out heads	[02:59]
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truffles	thats faster than Boingo plays on the website, such b.s.	[02:59]
BingoBoingo	truffles: It's been 4 moves	[03:00]
kakobrekla	website lags	[03:00]
nubbins`	5. 0-0	[03:00]
BingoBoingo	0-0	[03:00]
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nubbins`	kakobrekla: no sweat, i've got mad cotton now	[03:00]
nubbins`	BingoBoingo: heh, let's just tuck those aside	[03:00]
kakobrekla	;;google mad cotton	[03:00]
gribble	Mason Vale Cotton - Mad Men Wiki: ; Mad About Cotton \| Facebook: ; the deep significance of a reference to the 1968 cotton bowl:	[03:00]
nubbins`	;;ud mad cotton	[03:00]
gribble	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cotton%20Pickin \| Something people say when they get mad. Or it is a replacement for GD or Gosh Darn it.	[03:00]
ozbot	Urban Dictionary: Cotton Pickin	[03:00]
*	nubbins` shrugs	[03:00]
nubbins`	my mouth is quite dry	[03:00]
nubbins`	is what i mean	[03:00]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Well you know who to blame for contaminating "urban" dictionary	[03:01]
Ademan	it's reasonably common in the midwest as far as I know	[03:01]
nubbins`	6. h3	[03:01]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50999789 BTC [+]	[03:01]
BingoBoingo	c5	[03:01]
KRS1	I brake for bait.	[03:02]
KRS1	.bait	[03:02]
*	KRS1 kicks ozbot.	[03:02]
*	KRS1 kicks ozbot again.	[03:02]
KRS1	.bait	[03:02]
nubbins`	7. b3	[03:02]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51 BTC [+]	[03:02]
BingoBoingo	Nc6	[03:03]
ozbot	http://25.media.tumblr.com/03718e22fb3ee9b9032096682e47b6dd/tumblr_ml7s1veCqh1s30rjro1_1280.jpg	[03:03]
nubbins`	8. Nc3	[03:03]
mircea_popescu	nanotube should add chess to gribble, have it beat the shit out of all of you	[03:04]
BingoBoingo	Nb4	[03:04]
KRS1	Heh gribble a thug	[03:05]
Apocalyptic	mircea, do you play chess ?	[03:05]
nubbins`	would ruin every channel in which it was enabled	[03:05]
BingoBoingo	mircea_popescu: Well, provided he uses fruit or whatever that fish is as the engine	[03:05]
KRS1	dayum thats some bait	[03:05]
mircea_popescu	notrly.	[03:05]
Apocalyptic	BingoBoingo, if he implements Houdini we're done	[03:05]
BingoBoingo	Apocalyptic: Nevar hurd of that one	[03:06]
Apocalyptic	it's what people like Carlsen use to analyse games	[03:06]
Apocalyptic	it's THE engine	[03:06]
BingoBoingo	Apocalyptic: I thought they used Rybka.	[03:06]
Apocalyptic	that's what they used to use	[03:07]
Apocalyptic	Houdini will crush Rybka in a eyelash	[03:07]
nubbins`	9. Qc2	[03:07]
BingoBoingo	Apocalyptic: When did Houdini become a thing. Seems poor to name a chess engine after a guy who couldn't escape handcuffs.	[03:07]
BingoBoingo	NxQ	[03:08]
Apocalyptic	it's been for 1 or 2 years afaik	[03:08]
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nubbins`	(!)	[03:08]
Apocalyptic	Houdini's tactical play is impressive for a bit	[03:09]
Apocalyptic	*bot	[03:09]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 609 @ 0.0052886 = 3.2208 BTC [-]	[03:09]
nubbins`	10. Bxc2	[03:09]
BingoBoingo	Maybe I'll set up Rybka in wine later. And find out what Houdini is. All I know is Rybka got disqualified from computer chess championships for GPL violations	[03:09]
BingoBoingo	Nd7	[03:10]
nubbins`	11. Ng5	[03:10]
BingoBoingo	But I guess I gotta read moar	[03:10]
kakobrekla	btw Ademan , you are famous now http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=43	[03:11]
*	BingoBoingo smokes a cigarette because middle game	[03:11]
nubbins`	nod	[03:11]
truffles	how do u throw ur queen away like that dayum	[03:11]
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BingoBoingo	diametric might have offered the best bashed quote	[03:13]
truffles	basically said here take it	[03:13]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Maybe he has a plan?	[03:13]
kakobrekla	which one is taht BingoBoingo	[03:13]
truffles	to give up the game?	[03:13]
BingoBoingo	"diametric: i wonder if I can make money body scanning people and printing them into onto cocks that I can cast with food safe silicone and make edible dickheads."	[03:13]
nubbins`	no, total mistake on my part	[03:13]
kakobrekla	a, hehe.	[03:13]
Apocalyptic	truffles, sometimes tactical scheme	[03:14]
nubbins`	i wasn't paying attention D;	[03:14]
BingoBoingo	That's what you say nao nubbins`	[03:14]
truffles	that was not one	[03:14]
Apocalyptic	involve a queen sacrifice	[03:14]
Apocalyptic	BingoBoingo, up for a game after you finish this one ?	[03:14]
BingoBoingo	Apocalyptic: Maybe?	[03:14]
BingoBoingo	I'll see how drunk I am	[03:14]
BingoBoingo	Gotta finish this methol before the next move though	[03:15]
asciilifeform	unrelated: http://www.cru-inc.com/products/wiebetech/hotplug_field_kit/	[03:16]
asciilifeform	sell an ordinary 'ups' for $XXXXX by renaming it	[03:16]
asciilifeform	amAzing business model...	[03:16]
asciilifeform	take-home lesson: tie your self-destruct switch to a gyro.	[03:17]
Duffer1	http://www.cru-inc.com/products/wiebetech/mouse_jiggler/	[03:18]
nubbins`	WiebeTech Mouse Jiggler™	[03:18]
pankkake	there's a trick to avoid powering it off when you remove the plug?	[03:18]
nubbins`	™	[03:18]
ozbot	Mouse Jiggler \| CRU	[03:18]
pankkake	Mouse Jiggler sounds dirty	[03:19]
truffles	i thought id be asleep by now, if ure around in a hr Apocalyptic gameon!	[03:19]
kakobrekla	i have my own ups to make things easier for them	[03:19]
BingoBoingo	h6	[03:19]
Apocalyptic	truffles, i most likely will	[03:19]
truffles	k	[03:19]
nubbins`	kakobrekla, lel	[03:19]
nubbins`	that gets funnier the more i think about it	[03:19]
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Duffer1	http://www.extremetech.com/computing/175283-sandisk-announces-ulltra-dimms-terabytes-of-low-latency-flash-storage-directly-off-the-ram-channel	[03:21]
nubbins`	12. a3	[03:21]
ozbot	SanDisk announces ULLtra DIMMS: Terabytes of low-latency flash storage directly off the RAM channel	[03:21]
BingoBoingo	hxNg5	[03:22]
asciilifeform	betcha the idiot x86 os will still treat it as a separate disk abstraction.	[03:23]
truffles	he is too drunk to continue	[03:23]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 44 @ 0.00480095 = 0.2112 BTC [-] {2}	[03:23]
asciilifeform	because how else.	[03:23]
nubbins`	i think you can actually just say xg5	[03:23]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: I prefer offering more detail	[03:23]
nubbins`	nod	[03:24]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 83 @ 0.00480001 = 0.3984 BTC [-] {2}	[03:24]
BingoBoingo	prevents some artifacts of truffles games where he isn't clear on where pieces are	[03:24]
nubbins`	13. b4	[03:24]
truffles	:D	[03:24]
BingoBoingo	BxNc3	[03:24]
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nubbins`	14. dxc3	[03:26]
BingoBoingo	g4	[03:26]
nubbins`	15. hxg4	[03:27]
BingoBoingo	b6	[03:28]
nubbins`	16. Re1	[03:29]
BingoBoingo	e5	[03:30]
nubbins`	17. Bh6	[03:31]
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BingoBoingo	Re8	[03:32]
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nubbins`	18. Rd1	[03:32]
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BingoBoingo	Nf6	[03:32]
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nubbins`	19. Ba4	[03:33]
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BingoBoingo	Bxg4	[03:34]
nubbins`	ha ha!	[03:34]
nubbins`	nice	[03:34]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Well I fixed your doubled pawns problem, so... Maybe a thank you is in order?	[03:35]
nubbins`	tyvm ;)	[03:35]
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nubbins`	20. Bc6	[03:36]
BingoBoingo	Bxd1	[03:37]
truffles	which rook is on d1	[03:38]
nubbins`	21. f4	[03:38]
nubbins`	your bishop is on d1	[03:39]
nubbins`	my queen-side rook was there	[03:39]
BingoBoingo	Bg4	[03:39]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.53499999 = 2.675 BTC [+] {2}	[03:40]
diametric	oh cool tigerdirect takes bitcoin now	[03:41]
nubbins`	22. Bg5	[03:41]
BingoBoingo	exf4	[03:43]
nubbins`	23. Bxf4	[03:44]
BingoBoingo	Nxe4	[03:45]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12580 @ 0.00100316 = 12.6198 BTC [+] {2}	[03:47]
nubbins`	24. Bxe4	[03:47]
BingoBoingo	Qh4	[03:48]
nubbins`	25. Re2	[03:49]
copumpkin	holy shit, MPOE is above 0.001	[03:49]
BingoBoingo	BxR	[03:50]
truffles	sacrifice right there	[03:50]
*	truffles ppl would not want to watch movies/tv show/anything with me :D	[03:51]
nubbins`	ugh	[03:51]
nubbins`	26. g3	[03:51]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [COG] 10 @ 0.05499998 = 0.55 BTC [+] {3}	[03:51]
BingoBoingo	Qh3	[03:51]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: You did have the chance to take a rook for a bishop, but you decided to fork my rooks and lose a tempo without material gain	[03:52]
nubbins`	27. Bxd6	[03:53]
nubbins`	yeah, hard times now	[03:53]
truffles	i think when he moved queen into knight crosshairs it was downhill	[03:53]
BingoBoingo	Rxe4	[03:53]
dub	copumpkin: scam	[03:54]
copumpkin	dub: oh yeah?	[03:54]
dub	yeah mpoe scamming over 0.001	[03:54]
copumpkin	can we scam it up to 1?	[03:55]
nubbins`	28. bxc5	[03:55]
Apocalyptic	would be a nice scam	[03:55]
truffles	tripple pawn combo attack!	[03:56]
BingoBoingo	Qxg3	[03:56]
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nubbins`	heh	[03:56]
BingoBoingo	fuck the pawns	[03:56]
BingoBoingo	They are there jsut to take up space	[03:56]
nubbins`	29. Kh1, gg	[03:57]
BingoBoingo	Rh4++ gg	[03:57]
truffles	wow u couldve taken queen with bishop on e6!	[03:57]
nubbins`	so many mistakes	[03:57]
nubbins`	:0	[03:57]
nubbins`	including that one	[03:57]
nubbins`	heh	[03:57]
truffles	how lucid are u right now though	[03:58]
nubbins`	i have complete awareness	[03:58]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Queen wouldn't have went to where it could have been taken by the bishop on e6	[03:58]
Apocalyptic	truffles, game ?	[03:58]
truffles	Apocalyptic sure	[03:58]
nubbins`	bishop was on d6	[03:58]
Apocalyptic	need to warn up before BingoBoingo	[03:58]
BingoBoingo	Well, that too	[03:58]
truffles	gotta sign in 1sec	[03:59]
nubbins`	would have given me a few more breaths, but it was a losing battle	[03:59]
BingoBoingo	I need to go to the garage and smoke me some tobbacy	[03:59]
BingoBoingo	nubbins` is always a good game, fights hard and honestly	[03:59]
truffles	u both played like u were high :D	[04:00]
BingoBoingo	The free queen wasn't where the loss happened though, the lost tempo to fork the rooks was	[04:00]
BingoBoingo	truffles: I though we discussed this. He's high and I'm drunk.	[04:00]
kakobrekla	!b 1	[04:02]
assbot	Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1566732/plain/)	[04:02]
BingoBoingo	lol kakobrekla	[04:02]
kakobrekla	:p	[04:02]
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Apocalyptic	wow truffles, many blunders	[04:04]
truffles	im so not into this	[04:04]
BingoBoingo	We might need two new IRC bots. We get Rybka and rig it up to a bot named Hal. We get fucking Sargon from the 80's and rig it up to a bot we name Dave	[04:04]
truffles	we shall carry on still	[04:05]
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BingoBoingo	There would only be about a 1300 point difference between the bots in Elo rating.	[04:05]
nubbins`	i demand a rematch	[04:05]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Lemme finish this cig and set up the board again	[04:06]
nubbins`	very well!	[04:06]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Heads or tails?	[04:06]
nubbins`	it's always tails, so tails	[04:07]
BingoBoingo	;;tails	[04:07]
gribble	Error: "tails" is not a valid command.	[04:07]
BingoBoingo	;;coin	[04:07]
gribble	heads	[04:07]
nubbins`	heh	[04:07]
nubbins`	D:	[04:07]
BingoBoingo	I'll take negro again	[04:07]
BingoBoingo	Work hard in my field, bring the cotton out to be sold	[04:07]
nubbins`	1. e4, take your time, i'm going to gather a snack	[04:07]
kakobrekla	btw there are some bots that assist with this shit over irc	[04:08]
BingoBoingo	d6	[04:08]
kakobrekla	if someone wants to run one ill allow it here	[04:08]
BingoBoingo	Eh, relying on my well pickled liver is more fun though	[04:08]
kakobrekla	jus sayin	[04:08]
BingoBoingo	Making Dave might be a fun project though. Dunno how I'm going to get Apple II machine code to talk to a modern IRC bot.	[04:09]
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BingoBoingo	I only have a 800 some elo rating in over the board play so I don't think there would be a demand for Hal yet in this chan	[04:11]
truffles	gg	[04:12]
truffles	puke	[04:12]
Apocalyptic	wasn't your best game truffles	[04:13]
truffles	clearly i needed another hr :D	[04:14]
Apocalyptic	BingoBoingo, you're game ?	[04:14]
nubbins`	2. c4	[04:14]
truffles	he's snail pacing nubbins	[04:15]
nubbins`	i actually didn't realize he had moved	[04:15]
BingoBoingo	Nf6	[04:15]
truffles	refering to Boingo playing vs u	[04:15]
nubbins`	3. d3	[04:15]
*	BingoBoingo wonders when people will play 2. f4 and go into the Austrian attack, cause I almost always answer 1. e4 with d6	[04:16]
BingoBoingo	Bg4	[04:16]
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Ademan	you guys still going?	[04:16]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: Strted a new game	[04:17]
nubbins`	4. f3	[04:17]
nubbins`	Ademan: move 4	[04:17]
nubbins`	first game was almost exactly an hour	[04:17]
BingoBoingo	Be6	[04:17]
BingoBoingo	nubbins`: Like I tell truffles G/30 is like the perfect time control	[04:18]
truffles	i blame this rich ppl reality show, its killing the brain cells heh	[04:18]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Which show? Don't be dissing my Appalacian Outlaws...	[04:18]
nubbins`	5. b3	[04:19]
BingoBoingo	g6	[04:19]
truffles	"Rich kids beverly hills"	[04:19]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 597 @ 0.003 = 1.791 BTC [+]	[04:19]
truffles	i was like u know what let me just check it out, see how it goes	[04:19]
truffles	21 mins in, im wondering why they seem to lead boring lives	[04:19]
BingoBoingo	Ginseng is like the closest natural thing in the world to Bitcoin	[04:20]
nubbins`	6. Nc3	[04:20]
BingoBoingo	Bg7	[04:20]
Ademan	wat	[04:20]
nubbins`	i went to a ginseng museum once	[04:20]
nubbins`	i'll never unsee some of those ginseng roots	[04:20]
BingoBoingo	Ademan: Well it is an endangered species, but it is still tradeable. Hillbillies kill each other over the shit.	[04:21]
BingoBoingo	Takes 5-10 years minimum to ggrow to a marketable size.	[04:21]
nubbins`	7. h3	[04:21]
BingoBoingo	Nxe4	[04:22]
truffles	being poor and no fun is one thing but rich n no funhmmm	[04:23]
nubbins`	8. fxe4	[04:23]
BingoBoingo	BxNc3	[04:23]
BingoBoingo	+	[04:23]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Well if you aren't having fun maybe fuck moar?	[04:24]
nubbins`	9. Bd2	[04:24]
truffles	hows that fun ..	[04:24]
BingoBoingo	BxR	[04:24]
BingoBoingo	I dunno how to explain this truffles but have you ever fucked before. That activity is awfully fun	[04:25]
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Apocalyptic	haha BingoBoingo	[04:25]
nubbins`	10. Qxa1	[04:25]
truffles	for uh 2 mins	[04:25]
nubbins`	heh	[04:25]
BingoBoingo	0-0	[04:25]
BingoBoingo	truffles: How old are you?	[04:26]
BingoBoingo	Are you 12 or 70	[04:26]
nubbins`	11. Qd4	[04:27]
truffles	one can enjoy the moment yet not want to do that 24-7	[04:27]
truffles	37	[04:27]
BingoBoingo	c5	[04:27]
kakobrekla	he ment 70	[04:27]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Maybe try caverject?	[04:27]
nubbins`	12. Qf2	[04:28]
truffles	haha	[04:28]
BingoBoingo	Nc6	[04:28]
truffles	viagra?	[04:29]
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BingoBoingo	truffles: Try quite a bit older than viagra. Viagra was a revolution because... well what does *ject imply...	[04:29]
kakobrekla	truffles re fun: http://www.favething.com/uploads/images/main-fave-images/i_had_fun_once_it_was_awful-1.jpg	[04:32]
truffles	i dont even like those things	[04:33]
truffles	thank goodness i dont know ppl that peerpressure me to go on it	[04:33]
kakobrekla	you sound like you do	[04:33]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11341 @ 0.0010037 = 11.383 BTC [+] {2}	[04:34]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9659 @ 0.00100509 = 9.7082 BTC [+] {2}	[04:35]
BingoBoingo	truffles: I've heard rumors that coinrx.com is reliable if you need a little help in that area...	[04:35]
BingoBoingo	.bait	[04:35]
truffles	i dont need any help for any areas ;-)	[04:36]
*	BingoBoingo actually has no idea if coinrx.com is reliable or not	[04:36]
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nubbins`	13. h4	[04:36]
ozbot	http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mem7brkYGo1r600xqo1_500.jpg	[04:36]
KRS1	dayuuum	[04:36]
BingoBoingo	Nd4	[04:36]
KRS1	is she a sistah cant tell	[04:37]
truffles	what is that	[04:37]
BingoBoingo	KRS1: Definitely a sista	[04:37]
KRS1	i'd go black fo dat	[04:37]
nubbins`	14. Bh6	[04:37]
KRS1	.bait	[04:37]
truffles	i feel like i can see makeup on the boobs	[04:38]
BingoBoingo	Qa5+	[04:38]
ozbot	http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdow9eAnP81qdvmexo1_1280.jpg	[04:38]
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Duffer1	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FDvzj8YX4&feature=youtu.be	[04:39]
ozbot	Introducing Ethereum - YouTube	[04:39]
Duffer1	^ Stephen Hawkings voice performer	[04:39]
truffles	whatever this one is wearing is so distracting	[04:39]
nubbins`	15. Qd2	[04:39]
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truffles	this guys nervous	[04:41]
truffles	shifty eyes too..	[04:41]
BingoBoingo	Nc2+	[04:41]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 91 @ 0.0048 = 0.4368 BTC [-] {2}	[04:42]
truffles	why doesnt he get to the point :(	[04:43]
nubbins`	16. Kd1	[04:44]
BingoBoingo	Qxa2	[04:45]
Duffer1	"the ethereum team... senior software developers, people who work for Goldmann Sachs, very old/young entrepreneurs..."	[04:45]
truffles	so bitcoin on steroids?	[04:45]
BingoBoingo	truffles: Well corticosteriods, you know the kind that makes bones brittle and atrophy muscles to end careers	[04:46]
truffles	lol	[04:46]
BingoBoingo	Sure they get a player through one more game, but look at Carlos Beltran at the end of the season	[04:47]
truffles	sounds like that "idea" deadweasel proposed	[04:48]
truffles	or some element	[04:48]
nubbins`	17. Qxc2	[04:49]
Apocalyptic	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH68bSJXGE8	[04:49]
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BingoBoingo	Anyways, there is a reason that ADHD is more a more common diagnosis among baseball players than it is among any other profession and that is amphetimines are the ultimate PED in Baseball	[04:49]
Apocalyptic	this is murica: interrupting a congressman for bieber	[04:49]
ozbot	MSNBC interrupts Congresswoman for report on Justin Bieber - YouTube	[04:50]
BingoBoingo	Bg4+	[04:50]
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nubbins`	18. Ne2	[04:50]
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BingoBoingo	Qa1+	[04:51]
nubbins`	19. Qc1	[04:52]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.51 = 1.02 BTC [-]	[04:52]
BingoBoingo	Qe5 smoke break	[04:53]
benkay	http://campbitcoin.hivewallet.com/	[04:53]
nubbins`	nod	[04:54]
ozbot	Camp Bitcoin: The Burning Man camp for the Bitcoin and crypto-currency industry	[04:54]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 141 @ 0.00408598 = 0.5761 BTC [+] {2}	[04:56]
BingoBoingo	;;ident BingoBoingo	[04:59]
gribble	Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None	[04:59]
altkoin	is ehtereum an alt coin?	[04:59]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30608 @ 0.00100008 = 30.6104 BTC [-]	[04:59]
truffles	its 10,000 altcoins!	[05:00]
truffles	i forget	[05:00]
nubbins`	20. Qc3	[05:00]
Duffer1	some kind of protocol layer	[05:00]
BingoBoingo	Oh, looky Blues beat the Rangers and an incoming transaction suggests I will not become a scamzor at the end of this tournament	[05:00]
BingoBoingo	https://blockchain.info/address/1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4	[05:01]
*	Now talking on #bitcoin-assets	[14:38]
*	Topic for #bitcoin-assets is: http://bitcoin-assets.com \|\| http://log.bitcoin-assets.com - most days worth reading \|\| http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com - all days worth reading	[14:38]
*	Topic for #bitcoin-assets set by kakobrekla!~kako@unaffiliated/kakobrekla at Wed Nov 27 22:34:53 2013	[14:38]
mircea_popescu	.d	[14:39]
ozbot	1789546951.05324 \| Next Diff in 4 blocks \| Estimated Change: 22.6935% in 0d 0h 28m 28s	[14:39]
deadweasel	ah, bitbets money spout prepares to explode!	[14:40]
mircea_popescu	i thought we were running off with it	[14:40]
deadweasel	if you beleive the comments you are	[14:40]
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mircea_popescu	comments always know better than the people involved, i find.	[14:41]
deadweasel	I'd be happy with my 1% over time.	[14:41]
mircea_popescu	that's the staying power of the internet	[14:41]
deadweasel	I love that the first comment is what's his name butt-hurt, warning people not to use the site...	[14:42]
deadweasel	biggest bet ever!	[14:42]
deadweasel	love it, karmarific	[14:42]
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deadweasel	what was his name anyway?	[14:42]
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Vexual	i lied http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1oG4x2Y_HE	[14:42]
mircea_popescu	deadweasel kinda the risk of opening teh mouth and removing all doubt lol	[14:45]
mircea_popescu	deadweasel joe or sam or something 3 letter. iirc he was on various site comments going "o noes, this guy is a scammor, do not write about him, here's a btctalk link"	[14:46]
Vexual	in a 3d casino that cat would have skin off	[14:47]
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Vexual	late money is a bad idea, whatever the outcome	[14:50]
mircea_popescu	somewhat depends on the implicit odds, generally. but this late, yeah it is.	[14:50]
Vexual	its a wll tested model for casinos and gentlemanly behaviour	[14:54]
Vexual	despite the odds	[14:55]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.47873999 = 4.7874 BTC [-] {4}	[14:57]
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Vexual	i can go to a holdem game where i might not get home with my notes even if i win	[15:00]
deadweasel	mircea_popescu: I'm pretty sure he improved your business, but I guess that's what they all do :)	[15:01]
mircea_popescu	management, you know ?	[15:03]
mircea_popescu	like sailing, exactly. you can go just fine either with or against either wind or current	[15:03]
mircea_popescu	just need to figure out where you're going and get a boat that'll float.	[15:03]
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Vexual	so true	[15:06]
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Vexual	and once you've learned to wait 13 hours or 28 days, you need big balls to go far	[15:16]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GOyry34kaU skills and shit	[15:19]
ozbot	Matthew Curry Brotherhood of the Guitar - YouTube	[15:19]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XKirCbflZU	[15:22]
ozbot	India Arie - Get It Together - YouTube	[15:22]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EyXPs2_Jk	[15:28]
ozbot	Monkey To Man - YouTube	[15:28]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY0oPg1h8fQ	[15:34]
ozbot	Jake Bugg - Lightning Bolt - Official Video - YouTube	[15:34]
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mircea_popescu	.d	[15:38]
ozbot	2193847870.17428 \| Next Diff in 2015 blocks \| Estimated Change: -99.9392% in 27d 23h 17m 37s	[15:38]
mircea_popescu	lol -99.93% wouldn't that make some people happy	[15:39]
mircea_popescu	;;tslb	[15:39]
gribble	Time since last block: 10 minutes and 30 seconds	[15:39]
Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOXBYb2YKHU scuzzi boss	[15:39]
ozbot	Busted Stuff: Dave Matthews Band - YouTube	[15:39]
Vexual	we must expoect negative diffiiculy estimates at some stage	[15:40]
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Vexual	or ignore history	[15:41]
mircea_popescu	yeah, but apparently that stage is nowehre close	[15:42]
Vexual	defiine close	[15:42]
Vexual	2 years things will look different	[15:43]
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mircea_popescu	i don't see how it could possibly keep up this ~50% a month for two years.	[15:43]
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mircea_popescu	;;calc 1.2**52	[15:44]
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mircea_popescu	herp.	[15:44]
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mircea_popescu	13104x, so it'd be 26 exahash or some shit.	[15:45]
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mircea_popescu	who knows, maybe.	[15:46]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 180 @ 0.04999998 = 9 BTC [+] {2}	[15:53]
mircea_popescu	kyle_torpey http://mensnewsdaily.com/2014/01/14/the-implications-of-crypto-assets-part-1-a-history-of-bitcoin-stock-exchanges/ that you ?	[15:53]
kyle_torpey	mircea_popescu, yes	[15:54]
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mircea_popescu	aha. so what's this mensnewsdaily thing ? your blog ?	[15:54]
kyle_torpey	a guy started a website called newswax and paid me to write bitcoin articles for him	[15:55]
kyle_torpey	i think he also posts them on that site	[15:55]
mircea_popescu	aha	[15:55]
kyle_torpey	because its picked up by google news	[15:55]
mircea_popescu	"Men’s News Daily is the premier on-line publication for articles, news stories and opinion on world politics with a focus on men’s rights in western culture."	[15:55]
mircea_popescu	now that's a concept.	[15:55]
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kyle_torpey	well men have been put down in western culture for so long, you figure they need their own rights movement	[15:59]
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deadweasel	human rights should cover it. this separate but equal is bullshit.	[16:02]
deadweasel	although so much legal cruft makes us uniquely targeted in US.	[16:02]
deadweasel	we need to find a way to remove the conditioning of our men in the states. so warped.	[16:02]
deadweasel	women too, but less important.	[16:02]
kyle_torpey	deadweasel, i was joking	[16:04]
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mircea_popescu	deadweasel i really don't get what the problem is. so a buncha doods are pussy whipped	[16:06]
mircea_popescu	why is this bad ?	[16:06]
mircea_popescu	let the girls have fun, they're still your chattel.	[16:07]
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rattaTATI	MPoe hit. 001!	[16:44]
mircea_popescu	yest, yeah	[16:44]
rattaTATI	scams	[16:44]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 973 @ 0.000901 = 0.8767 BTC [+]	[16:46]
rattaTATI	skimming logs, is Tiberius back as altkoin?	[16:46]
mircea_popescu	http://24.media.tumblr.com/164efa310cec91a84451386d1338413b/tumblr_mieobcxVL31s49lc7o1_1280.jpg	[16:47]
pankkake	kyle_torpey: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/01/24/0425256/court-says-craigslist-sperm-donor-must-pay-child-support	[16:47]
mircea_popescu	scamtits	[16:47]
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mircea_popescu	pankkake lmao bum lesbians.	[16:47]
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mircea_popescu	the parties' self-designation of (Marotta) as a sperm donor is insufficient to relieve (Marotta) of parental right and responsibilities to the child, << basically the fiat court is saying, yet again, that it does not matter what the parties decide, because the court is superior.	[16:49]
mircea_popescu	this stands in stark contrast to our doctrine, as there is absolutely no law above the law of the parties.	[16:49]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00300016 = 0.138 BTC [-] {2}	[16:49]
mircea_popescu	http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-01-2014#455873 etc	[16:49]
ozbot	#bitcoin-assets log	[16:49]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 517 @ 0.003 = 1.551 BTC [-] {2}	[16:50]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.003 = 3 BTC [-]	[16:51]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02889522 = 0.2601 BTC [-]	[17:11]
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rattaTATI	haha I'm actually reading the premine details of this etherium thing	[17:15]
rattaTATI	such fail	[17:15]
rattaTATI	they want their million so bad	[17:16]
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pankkake	why does everything has to be a coin?	[17:18]
Vexual	theres microscopes too, noone uses them	[17:18]
rattaTATI	cuz they must hazzadis their decentralization	[17:18]
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Vexual	its the girl in the lab checking the motility of your sperm	[17:18]
rattaTATI	rather than offer an evil centralized service	[17:18]
pankkake	I'm sure you can have that stuff (at least in the same not-working state) without creating yet another currency	[17:20]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlpu7CezTQU	[17:21]
ozbot	Clare Bowditch - Bigger Than The Money - YouTube	[17:21]
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rattaTATI	scam is apparrent in that etherium wanfts you to give them your bitcoins	[17:24]
rattaTATI	the irony of the launch asking for a bunch of bitcoins to make a better coin...	[17:25]
pankkake	lol, so many *coins doing that now	[17:25]
pankkake	IPOcoin	[17:26]
Vexual	cloudcoin cockcoin notcoin	[17:26]
jcpham	i have to force myself not to pay attention to bitcoin land	[17:26]
jcpham	alt coins just make me think this is all a big joke	[17:27]
Vexual	satoshi didnt make a stustless money system for every other turstless system to be called coin	[17:28]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.04999999 = 0.5 BTC [+]	[17:29]
pankkake	at least we have a turtleless money system	[17:29]
Vexual	yes	[17:29]
Vexual	turtles are a pain in the arse'	[17:30]
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nubbins`	hi	[17:31]
Vexual	hey mon	[17:33]
kakobrekla	hey mom	[17:34]
Vexual	hey, nom	[17:35]
nubbins`	h, money	[17:35]
Vexual	mmm, funny	[17:36]
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Vexual	so piglet, u got honey or not?	[17:38]
nubbins`	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFRL7DXinGM	[17:40]
ozbot	Leonard Cohen - Hey, That's No Way To Say Goodbye / ISLE OF WIGHT 1970 - YouTube	[17:40]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02889522 = 0.5779 BTC [-]	[17:40]
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nubbins`	^ watch and listen	[17:40]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 896 @ 0.00462716 = 4.1459 BTC [-] {13}	[17:41]
Vexual	excellent ad	[17:41]
Vexual	top vid too	[17:42]
nubbins`	those ladies look high as shit	[17:42]
nubbins`	~2:00	[17:43]
mircea_popescu	so basically the economy of bitcoin is, "get a bunch of noobs to give you a bunch of bitcents on various pretenses, go buy s.mpoe"	[17:43]
Vexual	1 plant gets 15 years here	[17:43]
Vexual	i bought smidge for exposure to all the stupid shit, and thats what i got	[17:44]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00099844 = 4.6927 BTC [-]	[17:44]
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nubbins`	mircea_popescu: not true, some people don't go buy s.mpoe	[17:45]
nubbins`	vexual, 15 years for owning a plant	[17:45]
nubbins`	imagine	[17:45]
mircea_popescu	some people also don't make gem investments and shitty altcoin scams.	[17:45]
Vexual	yah	[17:45]
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Vexual	viet vets shoot copters up north growing 303	[17:46]
nubbins`	on the upside, it seems like retailers accepting bitcoin has actually started to result in consumers spending bitcoin	[17:46]
Vexual	its half png half vietnam from 67	[17:46]
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nubbins`	was it the humble indie bundle? or something? that said that like 1% of their sales came from btc after they started accepting it?	[17:46]
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nubbins`	today you have tiger direct scooping up $0.25mn on day 1	[17:46]
mircea_popescu	indeed.	[17:47]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00451699 = 0.1581 BTC [-] {2}	[17:47]
mircea_popescu	1% of humble bundle is what, 500 bux ?	[17:47]
Vexual	so bitcoins like a thng for internet commerce then?	[17:47]
nubbins`	it was laughably paltry	[17:47]
nubbins`	Vexual, it would seem so	[17:47]
Vexual	thatsll nevr catch on	[17:48]
nubbins`	i think a lot of this volume is driven by the fact that the people spending it bought in at a lower price	[17:48]
Vexual	email? just fax me	[17:48]
nubbins`	nobody who bought btc at $900 is buying bedsheets at overstock.com	[17:48]
mircea_popescu	why not ?	[17:49]
nubbins`	but the plebs who bought at, say, $400 are spitting out btc at everyone who will take them	[17:49]
Vexual	that egyptian cotton gets good after you wash it	[17:49]
mircea_popescu	that's a theory.	[17:49]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu, they still view their btc as being too valuable to spend	[17:49]
mircea_popescu	i see what you eman	[17:49]
nubbins`	now take people who bought at <$100	[17:49]
jcpham	nubbins` i did a 17 item overstock spree for shits and giggles	[17:49]
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nubbins`	"look at all this free money i have! let's spend it!"	[17:49]
jcpham	then i followed suit at amagi and waited to see who shipped faster	[17:49]
jcpham	overstock won, but only by a day	[17:50]
Vexual	yeah but you only got a tide watch	[17:50]
jcpham	now there's art on the walls	[17:50]
jcpham	go figure	[17:50]
Vexual	oooh	[17:50]
nubbins`	thumbs up	[17:50]
jcpham	overstock has some odd shit bro	[17:50]
Vexual	nod, tre cool	[17:50]
jcpham	jewelry too if you're looking for assets to wear	[17:51]
jcpham	in case you go to jail and need to pawn them	[17:51]
Vexual	i'd prefer a picasso	[17:51]
nubbins`	heh	[17:51]
nubbins`	casascius coins on gold chains	[17:51]
kakobrekla	kinds miss something overstock-like in yurop	[17:51]
jcpham	remember: if you are wearing it they cannot "seize" it	[17:51]
nubbins`	hm, is that so?	[17:52]
kakobrekla	anyway, if you sit on a mil or ten, might not be a good idea to spend a percent to make your life better.	[17:52]
jcpham	it's jewelry	[17:52]
kakobrekla	eh	[17:52]
kakobrekla	-not	[17:52]
pankkake	so there's a market for solid gold butt plug	[17:52]
jcpham	i agree with kakobrekla	[17:52]
Vexual	yeah in dubai, illeagl and gold is gold	[17:52]
nubbins`	i agree with pankkake	[17:53]
Vexual	nos	[17:53]
Vexual	d	[17:53]
mircea_popescu	i agree with butt plugs	[17:53]
jcpham	seems overstock would have gold butt plus	[17:53]
pankkake	yes!	[17:53]
kakobrekla	taht not such bad idea	[17:53]
jcpham	that seems like anoverstock'd item	[17:53]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02889526 = 0.1445 BTC [+]	[17:53]
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mircea_popescu	;;google stretcher anal plug solid gold	[17:53]
gribble	King's Body Jewelry, 18 gauge - 3 inch plugs, eyelets, organic ...: ; Body piercing materials - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Stretching (body piercing) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:	[17:53]
mircea_popescu	there	[17:53]
pankkake	by the way, the rosebud butt plug is a proud French invention	[17:53]
nubbins`	lel	[17:53]
nubbins`	that's a different type of stretching	[17:53]
kakobrekla	golden buttplug - its an ivnestment which you can amortize	[17:54]
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mircea_popescu	ahahaha	[17:54]
mircea_popescu	pankkake whoddunit ?	[17:54]
nubbins`	duchamp ;p	[17:54]
mircea_popescu	"ONE PAIR of 316L Stainless Steel earlets that are internally threaded. These tunnels have a screw on back piece so that you can insert them without having to force a double flared plugs in your piercing. This makes it much easier for people that have a hard time fitting double flared plugs in, or also those that just have a freshly stretched piercing and want a plug that is easy to insert."	[17:55]
mircea_popescu	bejesus	[17:55]
mircea_popescu	what is it with people	[17:55]
pankkake	http://www.rosebuds.net/ but the website used to be much less "professional"	[17:55]
ozbot	Rosebuds : Plus qu'un sextoy, le rosebud est un bijou intime	[17:55]
pankkake	Julian Snelling	[17:55]
mircea_popescu	bijou intime lol	[17:55]
pankkake	http://www.rosebuds.net/fr/galerie.aspx is a remnant of the old website	[17:55]
ozbot	Rosebuds	[17:55]
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Vexual	http://www.pablopicasso.org/images/paintings/the-weeping-woman.jpg 1937	[17:57]
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nubbins`	heh	[17:58]
Vexual	its the depression and she srying becuase she can't afford a new hat	[17:59]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: both of my earlobe piercings were stretched out to 18mm at one point	[17:59]
nubbins`	tiny again now tho	[17:59]
Vexual	is your slit pierced?	[17:59]
mircea_popescu	^	[17:59]
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nubbins`	anyway this buttplug talk brought me to this lelly article: http://thoughtcatalog.com/koty-neelis/2013/10/can-you-please-not-wear-your-butt-plug-to-dinner-thanks/	[18:00]
nubbins`	my slit!	[18:00]
nubbins`	heh	[18:00]
nubbins`	i don't wear jewelry in anything now	[18:00]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` o wait, these are for ears	[18:00]
mircea_popescu	not for butthole.	[18:00]
mircea_popescu	nm	[18:00]
nubbins`	nod	[18:00]
pankkake	I still have a weird bump due to my industrial piercing :(	[18:00]
nubbins`	steel-reinforced anus, what must you think of people!	[18:00]
Vexual	dont you guys ahve tailors?	[18:00]
nubbins`	sure, tony the tailor will add a zipper to anything	[18:01]
nubbins`	trang garments too	[18:01]
Vexual	lol	[18:01]
nubbins`	altho they mostly do salvation army uniforms	[18:01]
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nubbins`	fun fact, i used to wear a steel retainer in my septum but accidentally swallowed it while eating pussy	[18:02]
Vexual	£bc	[18:02]
mircea_popescu	haha	[18:02]
nubbins`	spent several seconds trying to decide how to tell a loved one that a chunk of something just fell out of their pussy	[18:02]
nubbins`	before i realized what had happened	[18:02]
mircea_popescu	wow srsly ?	[18:03]
nubbins`	nod	[18:03]
nubbins`	felt it go down	[18:03]
mircea_popescu	"what the fuck have you been sticking up there!!1"	[18:03]
mircea_popescu	"i just swallowed a can"	[18:03]
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nubbins`	although much smaller, the hole is still there. great party trick	[18:04]
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Vexual	if you ask your tailor to put a button hole somewhere strange, he will tell you to come bacj when you are sober	[18:06]
mircea_popescu	my tailor would just be thankful i didn't want the butthole put on her.	[18:06]
Vexual	u have a woman?	[18:06]
mircea_popescu	aren't they all ?	[18:07]
Vexual	i talk to a man, i don't kno who sews it	[18:07]
mircea_popescu	i don't think i've ever seen not-a-woman tailor	[18:07]
mircea_popescu	it's like das or criminal pathologists. they're all womenz.	[18:07]
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Vexual	perhaps i only talk to salesmen	[18:08]
punkman1	male tailors are like a british thing	[18:08]
nubbins`	tony the tailor!	[18:08]
mircea_popescu	(and strangely, nobody holds conferences about how theres no men in criminal pathology, either.	[18:08]
mircea_popescu	including the Criminal Pathology Today trade rag)	[18:08]
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nubbins`	this reminds me that i need a pair of pants altered	[18:09]
Vexual	get it right, im not wearing underwear	[18:09]
Vexual	thats tantamount to sexual assualt if female tailor	[18:10]
mircea_popescu	no it's not	[18:10]
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nubbins`	i generally don't wear the garment that requires altering when visiting the tailor	[18:11]
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Vexual	well one probaby shoundt pop into see the tailor on freeballin days either way	[18:12]
nubbins`	one probably shouldn't get ball sweat all over one's pants	[18:12]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` "the very pants i was about to return!!1"	[18:13]
nubbins`	"sir, these pants smell of duck butter"	[18:13]
nubbins`	i don't need to be authed to ;;ud, do i?	[18:14]
nubbins`	;;ud duck butter	[18:14]
gribble	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duck%20butter \| The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrot...	[18:14]
ozbot	Urban Dictionary: duck butter	[18:14]
Vexual	try these for sixe	[18:14]
Vexual	no	[18:14]
Vexual	why not	[18:14]
Vexual	coz im the fucking xustomer	[18:14]
nubbins`	i think i know what a grundle is, although it's a new word for me	[18:14]
nubbins`	;;ud grundle	[18:14]
gribble	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grundle \| The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.	[18:14]
ozbot	Urban Dictionary: grundle	[18:14]
nubbins`	HEH	[18:14]
Vexual	drop the crotch a few inches	[18:15]
Vexual	di eet!	[18:15]
nubbins`	"I hit the flush button and I feel the air from the VCHT (vacuum, collection, and holding tank) system pass over my grundle. That one full second of cool air down below is one of the few perks of the day and of the job."	[18:15]
Vexual	how often do newly tatood people tell their artist it looks shit?	[18:16]
mircea_popescu	50% of the tme ?	[18:16]
Vexual	they think it, and never say it, ever	[18:17]
nubbins`	^	[18:17]
nubbins`	i have a friend with a misspelled tattoo	[18:17]
nubbins`	your instead of you're	[18:18]
pankkake	oh god	[18:18]
Vexual	i bet she paid the full asking price too	[18:18]
nubbins`	he	[18:18]
NineBitByte	at least you can probably fix it (squeeze in 're somewhere)	[18:18]
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nubbins`	nah, there was no room for fixing it	[18:18]
nubbins`	the script was really cramped	[18:18]
pankkake	that's a reason for suicide	[18:18]
nubbins`	he got it at the ripe old age of 14	[18:18]
pankkake	lol	[18:18]
mircea_popescu	a, it's a he	[18:18]
nubbins`	from the sort of shop that tattoos 14 year olds	[18:18]
mircea_popescu	who the fuck cares what his skin says.	[18:19]
mircea_popescu	if it were a woman it'd have been a problem	[18:19]
deadweasel	mircea_popescu: that's not the problem as I see it. coping mechanism as children become their de facto way of being "MEN"(careers, dads, husbands, tax-paying, nationalists, etc)... It happens so early nobody knows truly why they do anything.	[18:19]
nubbins`	well, he doesn't, is the thing	[18:19]
nubbins`	he's perfectly fine with it	[18:19]
nubbins`	deadweasel, that's the problem with becoming a dad/husband too early	[18:19]
nubbins`	the fuck does a 20 year old know about life?	[18:19]
Vexual	if you dont like it, we can shoot you with a laser and burn it off	[18:20]
deadweasel	i agree nubbins`	[18:20]
nubbins`	what wisdom can he possibly impart upon his offspring?	[18:20]
mircea_popescu	deadweasel "nobody"	[18:20]
nubbins`	aside from "don't follow in my footsteps"	[18:20]
deadweasel	even if he had it, does he have a way of imparting it? not if he ascribes to his own conditioning.	[18:20]
nubbins`	which the kid could figure out on his own, over time	[18:20]
mircea_popescu	right-o. so ideally 14 to 16 yo womens marry 30 to 50 yo men ?	[18:20]
nubbins`	Vexual: then you have a lovely scar in the shape of a misspelled word	[18:20]
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mircea_popescu	yet another reason why teh arab world will buttrape the us.	[18:21]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu, if you get married before 30 you're cracked	[18:21]
mircea_popescu	they're doing exactly this.	[18:21]
deadweasel	nubbins`: +1	[18:21]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` as a woman ?!	[18:21]
Vexual	milky	[18:21]
nubbins`	as a man	[18:21]
mircea_popescu	myeah.	[18:21]
nubbins`	can't speak to the female experience	[18:21]
deadweasel	then the whole comedy restarts, with no gain in knowledge/wisdom etc... used to be passed down. now internet.	[18:21]
nubbins`	^	[18:22]
mircea_popescu	no gain ? ample loss.	[18:22]
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deadweasel	yup	[18:22]
mircea_popescu	people have somehow forgotten - over a generation - that if you can't afford disposable diapers	[18:22]
mircea_popescu	YOU CAN STILL USE THE OLD STYLE	[18:22]
Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fQYZ67GOEs	[18:22]
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ozbot	eminem - Kill you with lyrics - YouTube	[18:22]
nubbins`	^^	[18:22]
nubbins`	i was raised on cloth diapers	[18:22]
deadweasel	i'm wearing one right now	[18:22]
deadweasel	:P	[18:22]
mircea_popescu	lol	[18:22]
deadweasel	jokes	[18:22]
Vexual	nice double ^	[18:22]
nubbins`	this is symptomatic of a wider "old is bad, new is good" belief	[18:22]
deadweasel	it's insane	[18:23]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` which is fine, but then... cabby i know, can barely make his car payments, made 100 yest	[18:23]
mircea_popescu	spent 70 on pampers.	[18:23]
mircea_popescu	woman doesn't work.	[18:23]
mircea_popescu	im like what the fuck is wrong with you you retarded boi!	[18:23]
Vexual	put it in a home	[18:23]
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nubbins`	it's only in the past couple generations, AFAICT, that this severing of traditions/knowledge-sharing has really ramped up	[18:24]
mircea_popescu	missy precious can wash the diapers. by hand. in cold water. in the front of the house, naked.	[18:24]
mircea_popescu	so all the neighbours can see how poor and abject she is.	[18:24]
mircea_popescu	he'll have a much better life after a week or two of this.	[18:24]
Vexual	do photograph that with nice lighting	[18:24]
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nubbins`	the book "ishmael" covers this topic at length	[18:25]
deadweasel	aw yes! book helped me realize I wasn't insane at a young age	[18:25]
mircea_popescu	omfg these book things keep stealing my banal ideas before i even say them	[18:25]
deadweasel	it was everyone else	[18:25]
nubbins`	heheh	[18:25]
mircea_popescu	BURN ALL THE BOOKS	[18:25]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: daniel quinn, worth a read	[18:25]
deadweasel	lol	[18:25]
mircea_popescu	o wait.	[18:25]
mircea_popescu	IN ORDER TO BETTER PRESERVE TRADITION, BURN ALL THE BOOKS!	[18:25]
kakobrekla	i hate tradition.	[18:26]
mircea_popescu	;;google fiddler on the roof, "tradition, tradition" scene	[18:26]
gribble	Fiddler on the roof - Tradition ( with subtitles ) - YouTube: ; Opening Title(Instrumental half of Tradition)- Fiddler on the Roof film ...: ; Fiddler On The Roof -- (Movie Clip) Open, Tradition:	[18:26]
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mircea_popescu	whoa, google works if you talk to it as if it were a human being.	[18:26]
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Vexual	then it serves you ads	[18:27]
Vexual	i search for goa and tomato so much i get ads about eggs	[18:29]
nubbins`	"serves" isn't the right word	[18:29]
Vexual	*goat	[18:29]
deadweasel	;;google goat eating a tomatoe in his lambo	[18:29]
gribble	Summergrove Estate – PACKAGES: ; Fast food recipes: Tomato and goat's cheese tart \| Mail Online: ; eat & drink - Cucina:	[18:29]
deadweasel	tomato*	[18:29]
Vexual	nubs how to clean a fowl? one of my pullets is rooster and wakes me too earyl	[18:29]
nubbins`	THE PAPA chop chop	[18:30]
deadweasel	slit zee throat, bleed it, pluck, wash, cook.	[18:30]
deadweasel	nom nom nom	[18:30]
Vexual	thought so	[18:30]
nubbins`	who the fuck taught those women to knead dough?	[18:30]
nubbins`	it's not a stepchild, you don't just punch it into submission	[18:31]
deadweasel	All american women NEED Dough$	[18:31]
Vexual	im like that romainian girl that bakes bread for the first time and gets it so right that it should be illegal	[18:31]
deadweasel	lol, nubbins`	[18:31]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.004625 = 0.1388 BTC [+]	[18:31]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 359 @ 0.0004798 = 0.1722 BTC [+]	[18:31]
nubbins`	Vexual, i know a guy in st pierre who worked at a chicken factory	[18:31]
nubbins`	he said step 1 was to grab a chicken	[18:31]
nubbins`	and the rest just followed	[18:32]
deadweasel	i like those instructions better	[18:32]
deadweasel	grab chicken, progress to food.	[18:32]
Vexual	i could cook it like kangaroo tail	[18:32]
nubbins`	heh	[18:32]
nubbins`	i have to say that i've come very close to mastering the art of sourdough bread	[18:32]
Vexual	guts in, burn on charcoal until untasty bits are gone	[18:33]
Vexual	got a good rise happening?	[18:33]
nubbins`	yeah	[18:33]
nubbins`	took me almost a year to figure it out	[18:33]
Vexual	did your culture just get better?	[18:33]
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nubbins`	the flavors generally do get better over time, but it's actually the method that i changed	[18:34]
nubbins`	now i pre-invigorate by mixing the starter, sugar, and warm water	[18:34]
nubbins`	let that sit for 30 minutes in a warm place, and THEN add flour+salt	[18:34]
Vexual	do tell, i always get flat sourdough, and my fridge has all kinds of shit gowing in it	[18:34]
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nubbins`	idea is that the yeast cells are very active by the time the flour is added	[18:35]
Vexual	nod	[18:35]
nubbins`	and all dispersed through the water, which gives an even distribution	[18:35]
nubbins`	throughout the dough	[18:35]
nubbins`	with minimal kneading necessary	[18:35]
Vexual	dont knead too much and cook hot?	[18:36]
nubbins`	i bake at 425 for 15 minutes	[18:36]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999999 = 0.25 BTC [+]	[18:36]
nubbins`	from what i understand, this is both fast and cool	[18:36]
Vexual	ever tried damper?	[18:36]
nubbins`	i think a lot of it depends on the specific set of yeasts and bacterias that your starter ends up consisting of	[18:36]
nubbins`	damper, hmm, no	[18:37]
Vexual	its australian bush bread, doughy and eaten with butter	[18:38]
nubbins`	wow, so it's actually covered in ash?	[18:38]
Vexual	yah real shit is	[18:38]
nubbins`	interesting	[18:38]
mircea_popescu	it's not a stepchild, you don't just punch it into submission <<< ahaha	[18:38]
Vexual	ands its as good as currency, it trades for tobacco and shit	[18:38]
mircea_popescu	they're actors.	[18:38]
nubbins`	"traditional" bread here is hard tack	[18:38]
nubbins`	must be boiled before consuming unless you have teeth of steel	[18:39]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: good thing, because they can't bake for shit	[18:39]
nubbins`	oh, i was on the news last night	[18:41]
nubbins`	http://imgur.com/6qwxnQ7	[18:41]
mircea_popescu	baking ?!	[18:41]
ozbot	imgur: the simple image sharer	[18:41]
nubbins`	sharing my thoughts on the resignation of our premier	[18:42]
mircea_popescu	hey, you look lik ea person and everything	[18:42]
nubbins`	yeah, they caught my good side	[18:42]
mircea_popescu	i wonder what the "x has been on the news" concentration is here as opposed to internet average	[18:42]
Vexual	wheres the beard?	[18:42]
mircea_popescu	i mean kako is prolly on the news weekly as the only somalian with an internet connection...	[18:43]
nubbins`	vexual, shaved it for a court appearance some months ago	[18:43]
Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U	[18:43]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` they have that us law that bearded people are to be sent to jail there too ?!	[18:43]
pankkake	"All things considered, I'd say we did a pretty good job of preserving purchasing power in the rise from $100 to $1000 BTC. During that time we went from about 0.032/share to 0.0034/share."	[18:43]
mircea_popescu	bnwajaja	[18:43]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: civil case, not criminal ;)	[18:43]
ozbot	THE BEARDS - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums (Official Film Clip) - YouTube	[18:43]
mircea_popescu	who is that pankkake ?	[18:43]
kakobrekla	NEO	[18:44]
kakobrekla	i bet.	[18:44]
nubbins`	Vexual: great video	[18:44]
Vexual	:)	[18:44]
pankkake	kakobrekla: too soon for neo	[18:44]
pankkake	it's not hard to guess	[18:44]
kakobrekla	oh i missed? dayum	[18:44]
mircea_popescu	pretty good job of "preserving buying power" ?!	[18:44]
mircea_popescu	this is a redefinition of an inexistent problem, it's like "we did a pretty good job of not gruesomely murdering our customers"	[18:44]
mircea_popescu	"they only get food poisoning like half the time, tops, and it's rarely fatal"	[18:45]
kakobrekla	who is it then?	[18:45]
mircea_popescu	"a woman and her daughter had been eating here for even like two weeks each day. well... 10 days"	[18:45]
pankkake	it's https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=430454.0	[18:46]
kakobrekla	that thing lives?	[18:47]
nubbins`	"lives"	[18:47]
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nubbins`	actually, that civil case is still dragging out	[18:47]
nubbins`	was filing papers yesterday	[18:47]
nubbins`	deadbeats, take heed: i will be made whole!	[18:48]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXRqH0EBRks	[18:48]
ozbot	Cheech And Chong- Trippin in court - YouTube	[18:48]
Vexual	thats arlo guthrie on the intro	[18:49]
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Vexual	https://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/images/medium/ArloGuthrie_Motorcycle11x14796.jpg	[18:52]
assbot	123!	[18:52]
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nubbins`	http://drhguy.com/2013/07/04/leonard-cohen-arlo-guthrie-1967-newport-festival/	[18:53]
ozbot	Leonard Cohen & Arlo Guthrie – 1967 Newport Festival \| DrHGuy - Another Other Leonard Cohen Site	[18:53]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.0009049 = 0.9049 BTC [+]	[18:53]
Vexual	ever seen folk uke?	[18:54]
Vexual	arlo and willies daughters have a band	[18:54]
Duffer1	"We have about 5 bitcoins left sitting in a wallet which I will probably use to buy the new butterfly labs hardware" < ಠ_ಠ	[18:54]
Vexual	alt 253	[18:54]
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nubbins`	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA	[18:56]
nubbins`	duffer	[18:56]
nubbins`	my sides	[18:56]
nubbins`	"we have about one teaspoon of peanut butter left which i will probably inject into my penis"	[18:56]
nubbins`	^ a member of the donner party	[18:56]
nubbins`	aaaaah i'm dying here	[18:57]
nubbins`	lel	[18:57]
Duffer1	i don't even...	[18:57]
Vexual	me too, i spent my last 5 on bfl	[18:57]
Duffer1	:(	[18:57]
nubbins`	"what should we do with our last 5btc?" " i know! let's turn it into 2btc!"	[18:58]
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nubbins`	handshakes and back-pats	[18:58]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqg3kcwAgso	[18:58]
ozbot	Melanie Safka - Look What They've Done To My Song Ma - YouTube	[18:58]
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nubbins`	;;bc,xay	[18:59]
gribble	Error: "bc,xay" is not a valid command.	[18:59]
nubbins`	er	[18:59]
nubbins`	;;bc,xau	[18:59]
gribble	1 XAU = 1241.700000000000 USD = 1.35378677613 BTC	[18:59]
mircea_popescu	lawl usagi	[19:00]
nubbins`	http://e1.static.hoptopboy.com/11793/21029/114797/11793B/image114797.gif	[19:01]
mircea_popescu	"what should we do with our last 5btc?" " i know! let's turn it into 2btc!" <<< gotta preserve that lol power parity...	[19:01]
nubbins`	the pirate bay always has interesting banner ads	[19:01]
Vexual	such canadian	[19:01]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: the other 3btc was directly converted to lels	[19:01]
Duffer1	i can't stop staring	[19:02]
nubbins`	Vexual: the implication is that the girl needs to use a website to find people to fuck	[19:02]
mircea_popescu	me @piratebay "hey, give me your adspace" piratebay @me "if you would like to advertise pls talk to whatever random dorks we are using to mismanage our only source of revenue"	[19:02]
mircea_popescu	me @piratebay "no, you don't understand. i don't talk to dorks. smarten up"	[19:02]
mircea_popescu	this was a month or so ago. apparently it takes them longer than a month to figure the money angle out.	[19:03]
mircea_popescu	kids today.	[19:03]
nubbins`	who's even running tpb now?	[19:03]
nubbins`	that bearded fella is still in jail	[19:03]
Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRZdEqpTmD4	[19:03]
ozbot	Lee Perry - Super Ape - YouTube	[19:03]
mircea_popescu	mwanwhile "Dow industrials down 200 as stocks’ slide steepens" and "jpm dimon thinks he has something to say on bitcoin".	[19:03]
Vexual	wheres the gold and why no mill the oak?	[19:04]
mircea_popescu	ppl be having intellectual retardation issues.	[19:04]
nubbins`	dimon, lel	[19:04]
nubbins`	he's like those anti-railroad people who claimed that the human body wasn't designed to handle such speeds	[19:04]
Apocalyptic	ppl be having intellectual retardation issues. <<	[19:05]
Vexual	bash it	[19:05]
nubbins`	"your body will explode! take a horse and carriage, both of which i incidentally sell/rent!"	[19:05]
nubbins`	;;ticker --last	[19:06]
gribble	919.01	[19:06]
Vexual	stick with island	[19:07]
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rattaTATpow	CNN top story: "Should pregnant woman stay on respirator? Husband says she is 'empty shell' "	[19:10]
rattaTATpow	well is she pregnant or empty?	[19:10]
Vexual	then shes not pregnant	[19:10]
rattaTATpow	sounds like the start of a good child horror movie	[19:11]
rattaTATpow	kid comes out a zombified serial killer	[19:11]
Vexual	nah, very autistic with mental powers	[19:11]
rattaTATpow	dad wants to bury her	[19:12]
nubbins`	Should premature baby be kept alive in incubator? Husband says it is 'empty plastic box'	[19:12]
Vexual	yeah i dont know how much say hubby has when its a new child	[19:13]
nubbins`	Should pregnant woman stay on respirator? Husband says 'I never wanted the fuckin thing'	[19:13]
nubbins`	Should pregnant woman stay on respirator? Husband says 'This will severely limit my ability to get new pussy'	[19:13]
rattaTATpow	"Why brain dead means really dead" sub headline	[19:13]
rattaTATpow	sounds like a premise for a mp article	[19:13]
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Vexual	sounds lie a premise for an md article	[19:14]
nubbins`	The family's attorneys more recently said that Marlise's fetus "is distinctly abnormal," suffering from hydrocephalus and "deformed to the extent that the gender cannot be determined."	[19:14]
nubbins`	ah, well then	[19:14]
nubbins`	good thing they waited til halfway through the article to drop that	[19:15]
nubbins`	bbl, installing shelves	[19:15]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOAUt3Q0M8	[19:20]
ozbot	Amy Winehouse Audition - YouTube	[19:20]
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Vexual	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENro5DxEX98	[19:22]
ozbot	Black Grape - Dadi Was A Badi (Live) - YouTube	[19:22]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.004625 = 0.259 BTC [+]	[19:25]
mircea_popescu	good thing they waited til halfway through the article to drop that << see, this is why it doesn't sound like a mp article.	[19:27]
Vexual	straight ragin from the get go huh mp?	[19:29]
mircea_popescu	well certainly not manufactured "here's some banal shit let me keep quiet about salient points maybe you read through"	[19:30]
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Vexual	nah more like cop this	[19:30]
Vexual	wrong hole? bad lcuk	[19:31]
Vexual	etymology and shit	[19:33]
deadweasel	oh fail: http://usvsth3m.com/post/74285062011/you-wont-believe-why-the-victoria-line-is-currently	[19:33]
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Duffer1	i heard cement may be bad for electronics, but i'm skeptical	[19:34]
Vexual	its caustic	[19:35]
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Vexual	tswhy onw tins plugs	[19:38]
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Vexual	did you just compare the sg of concrete to seawater?	[19:40]
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deadweasel	oh, interesting:	[19:49]
deadweasel	http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10594718/Why-sugar-helped-remove-Victoria-Line-concrete-flood.html	[19:49]
ozbot	Why sugar helped remove Victoria Line concrete flood - Telegraph	[19:49]
Vexual	sugar retards setting	[19:49]
Vexual	piss speeds it up but its hardly ever required	[19:50]
deadweasel	sugar retards people too.	[19:51]
Vexual	ug fucking paleo bullshit	[19:52]
deadweasel	i'd like to pee on my coworkers, see if it speeds them up, so I don't have to test 3 weeks work of code in 3 days.	[19:52]
deadweasel	s/work/worth	[19:52]
Vexual	so unscience	[19:52]
deadweasel	Vexual, if you lyme disease, and eat sugar, you're gonna have a bad time.	[19:52]
deadweasel	source: science	[19:53]
Vexual	u have lyme disease?	[19:53]
deadweasel	unfuckingfortunately	[19:53]
deadweasel	i'm not quite sure if it's chronic yet	[19:53]
deadweasel	2 months ABX knocked it out,but there is no way to know if it's for good	[19:53]
deadweasel	fucking cyst form of lyme is the body ninja, no drug can really find it all.	[19:53]
Vexual	tried jesus heb?	[19:54]
pankkake	if you are human and eat sugar you're gonna have a bad time	[19:54]
deadweasel	looking into bacteriophage from Tblisi	[19:54]
deadweasel	praying? no.	[19:54]
Vexual	seriously, have you friend moroccan kif?	[19:54]
deadweasel	not moroccan, it's grown in my spare room.	[19:54]
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mircea_popescu	https://blockchain.info/tx/b94eaf3c16ad7dd35ea3b9e11a70cf9172adf4898c9b4db90761ef4ba327e777	[19:55]
ozbot	Bitcoin Transaction b94eaf3c16ad7dd35ea3b9e11a70cf9172adf4898c9b4db90761ef4ba327e777	[19:55]
mircea_popescu	Estimated BTC Transacted 0.00144397 BTC	[19:55]
mircea_popescu	right on.	[19:55]
Vexual	so block	[19:55]
pankkake	fuck blockchain.info showing me dollars by default	[19:55]
mircea_popescu	^	[19:56]
Vexual	just click the green box, didn't you read the bible	[19:56]
mircea_popescu	idiots using dollars should have to doi an extra click.	[19:56]
pankkake	yeah, but now I have to click it every time	[19:56]
mircea_popescu	not the fucking other way around	[19:57]
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Vexual	if blockchain.info break, how mych other stuuf breaks?	[19:57]
NineBitByte	agreed.	[19:57]
NineBitByte	uh, everything using blockchain.info's API and their wallet site/apps	[19:58]
NineBitByte	blockchain.info =/= bitcoin's blockchain	[19:58]
pankkake	especially since blockchain.info has been behind a few times already	[19:58]
mircea_popescu	well, bitbet doesn't.	[19:58]
mircea_popescu	so... "everything [that doesn't matter]"	[19:59]
kakobrekla	use blockr.io	[19:59]
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kakobrekla	but if you wouldnt have adblock enabled on bitbet you would already know that.	[20:00]
Vexual	you learn soemthing new everyday	[20:00]
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pankkake	blockr.io sucks	[20:00]
Vexual	yeah imma drink two vodkas and forget that	[20:01]
kakobrekla	your vacuum cleaner sucks	[20:01]
pankkake	lol now after litecoin they had "digitalcoin"	[20:01]
NineBitByte	haha	[20:01]
kakobrekla	its their revenue model	[20:01]
pankkake	add*	[20:01]
pankkake	my vacuum cleaner isn't sucking as well as it used to :(	[20:01]
kakobrekla	altchainers pay to get added here	[20:01]
pankkake	hahaha	[20:01]
pankkake	smart	[20:01]
deadweasel	pankkake: remove your cock from the intake. worked for me.	[20:01]
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Vexual	having trouble breathing deadweasel?	[20:02]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 8000 @ 0.00008505 = 0.6804 BTC [-]	[20:02]
deadweasel	yes, but I have oxygen max on my genitals now, much better.	[20:02]
Vexual	if your membrum is bubbling, it might be gonorreah	[20:03]
deadweasel	it was when I was 17, dirty slag.	[20:03]
deadweasel	course your best friend's brothers fuck buddy was probably a poor choice.	[20:03]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00008505 = 0.1701 BTC [-]	[20:03]
deadweasel	wait no, it was the clap	[20:03]
deadweasel	it burned	[20:03]
deadweasel	so burning	[20:04]
deadweasel	much discharge << no you can't unread that.	[20:04]
deadweasel	no i can't unsend it, either.	[20:05]
Vexual	nnone gives a fuck if you had gonorreah	[20:06]
deadweasel	i realize too late, most things.	[20:06]
deadweasel	deal with it	[20:06]
deadweasel	,/ignore is good	[20:07]
*	deadweasel hates all people atm, it's not personal	[20:07]
jcpham	shitty baby vagina	[20:07]
jcpham	no, that doesn't sound like fun at all, does it?	[20:08]
Vexual	if doctor greg mulhausen had gonorreah hed reduce his management fee by half	[20:10]
Vexual	he is very professional like that	[20:11]
Vexual	noot very wall street tho, go figure	[20:12]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02897998 = 0.1449 BTC [-]	[20:13]
pankkake	how can you be wall street?	[20:15]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00048 = 0.24 BTC [+]	[20:15]
cads	hey mircea_popescu, I think one of your wishes is coming true: https://proofmarket.org/problem	[20:16]
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Vexual	just strutting, and droppying the lingo	[20:16]
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cads	mircea_popescu: it's a bounty market for mathematical proofs as formalized in either the coq or agda computer proof systems.	[20:16]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 250 @ 0.00048 = 0.12 BTC [+]	[20:16]
Vexual	and yuo complain when bitcoin tools dont match expectations, then yuo do it again	[20:17]
nubbins`	hmm	[20:17]
mircea_popescu	cads i think asciilifeform was wishing a similar thing	[20:17]
nubbins`	Vexual, my last name is a homonym of "kif"	[20:17]
nubbins`	all of the hostel owners i met in morocco found this endlessly entertaining	[20:17]
Vexual	nubbin bubble?	[20:18]
nubbins`	"last name?" "keefe" "ah, should i call police?"	[20:18]
nubbins`	"plz no"	[20:18]
Vexual	ah cool	[20:18]
nubbins`	then canada customs has the audacity to search me upon return	[20:18]
nubbins`	as if i'd go to another country to buy cannabis and then bring it back to canada	[20:19]
nubbins`	that's like leaving russia to smuggle home vodka	[20:19]
Vexual	thats why i carry my pasport in my rectum, sves time	[20:19]
nubbins`	TBF i saw the search coming as soon as i stared talking to the agent	[20:19]
nubbins`	"so where are you coming from?"	[20:19]
nubbins`	"london"	[20:19]
nubbins`	"how long were you there?"	[20:19]
nubbins`	"just a day. i was in morocco for a week before that, and before THAT, i was in london for about 12 hours"	[20:20]
Vexual	we got rfid passports now, so i dont even need to take it out	[20:20]
nubbins`	"just so i get this straight..."	[20:20]
Vexual	heathrow marakesh heathrow	[20:20]
Vexual	i collect spams	[20:21]
nubbins`	technically i flew from Luton to Marrakesh	[20:21]
Vexual	*stamps	[20:21]
Vexual	ah pov airways	[20:21]
kakobrekla	blow stamps?	[20:21]
nubbins`	but i did go canada-uk via heathrow	[20:21]
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kakobrekla	i collect those too.	[20:21]
nubbins`	anyway, marrakesh has passable hash	[20:22]
deadweasel	pass it to me	[20:22]
nubbins`	it's pretty heavy on the heat tho	[20:22]
Vexual	varanasi is stae of the art	[20:22]
nubbins`	hard to walk 10 feet without someone whispering "hashish" to you	[20:22]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 600 @ 0.00090495 = 0.543 BTC [+]	[20:23]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1900 @ 0.00008749 = 0.1662 BTC [+] {2}	[20:24]
nubbins`	any of you been to berlin?	[20:24]
kakobrekla	some years ago	[20:24]
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nubbins`	planning to visit this summer	[20:25]
assbot	[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 1200 @ 0.0016745 = 2.0094 BTC [-]	[20:26]
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Vexual	hand rubbed from tall slender plnts at 4000 mteres	[20:26]
Vexual	buy a nice chillum and get a big lungful first time you try	[20:27]
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nubbins`	you assumed that i don't own a nice chillum? ;(	[20:27]
kakobrekla	id stop by room77 if id go.	[20:27]
nubbins`	"warm beer, cold women and fast food made slow"?	[20:28]
Vexual	i asumed you're not taking it on the jumbo	[20:28]
kakobrekla	mhm	[20:28]
kakobrekla	gotta love their site :)	[20:28]
Vexual	if you buy a beer in india they put it under the table	[20:28]
Vexual	but they will ahnd you a chillum	[20:29]
nubbins`	kako, i'm enjoying it now	[20:29]
Vexual	and whisky dens ar efun	[20:30]
Vexual	strange men come and skull a half while i slowly sip two full bottles	[20:31]
Vexual	they bring e food	[20:31]
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Vexual	vegetarians bringing every meat they can find to sole the puzzle	[20:32]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00308802 = 1.544 BTC [+] {6}	[20:33]
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Vexual	they serve the mathanol and i never ask of the lavatory	[20:39]
Vexual	tolah?	[20:41]
Vexual	yes please	[20:41]
Vexual	hoi	[20:42]
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NGB_	hi all	[20:42]
Vexual	hey kgb	[20:43]
NGB_	http://tip4commit.com donate for your preffered pen source projects	[20:44]
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nubbins`	uh	[20:44]
nubbins`	will not visit	[20:44]
Vexual	hey ngb, i was teling a sorty about how i gave half of mubai disentry	[20:44]
mircea_popescu	redditards heard of irc, think it's reddit.	[20:45]
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Vexual	cant sell 10 tons of teak on reddit	[20:45]
jurov	iirc there was a foyer channel	[20:45]
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jurov	but dounni if it ever work as intended	[20:46]
jurov	*dunno	[20:46]
jurov	;;ticker	[20:48]
gribble	MtGox BTCUSD ticker \| Best bid: 928.0, Best ask: 928.9198, Bid-ask spread: 0.91980, Last trade: 929.0, 24 hour volume: 5283.89219216, 24 hour low: 903.4, 24 hour high: 955.0, 24 hour vwap: 922.64796	[20:48]
assbot	123!	[20:48]
jurov	sooo, my x.eur shorting play ops are almost concluded, it can go up now	[20:48]
Apocalyptic	Dimon gets rewarded for his btc non-sense	[20:48]
Apocalyptic	J.P. Morgan to Raise Dimon's Pay to $20 Million	[20:48]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5550 @ 0.00099944 = 5.5469 BTC [+]	[20:49]
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nubbins`	$20 million	[20:50]
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mircea_popescu	lol	[20:51]
mircea_popescu	Apocalyptic o looky, he makes in a year almost what i made a month in 2013.	[20:51]
mircea_popescu	congrats to the fiats!	[20:51]
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nubbins`	offer him a job	[20:52]
nubbins`	he obviously doesn't mind degrading himself for money	[20:53]
mircea_popescu	what am i going to do with a decrepit old man with no skills ?	[20:54]
Vexual	dashcam	[20:55]
Apocalyptic	Hearn & Dimon hot webcam : tonight's special	[20:55]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu, dunno, use him as a coffee table	[20:55]
nubbins`	https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=317651.msg4713737#msg4713737	[20:55]
ozbot	[CLOSED] Friedcat t-shirt group buy #3	[20:56]
nubbins`	can someone explain to me what that image means?	[20:56]
mircea_popescu	pretty much the only people who'd watch that would be redditors linking the "bitbet r scam" thread	[20:56]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21700 @ 0.00099715 = 21.6382 BTC [-] {2}	[20:56]
rattaTATpow	i know it	[20:57]
rattaTATpow	richard sherman of the seahawks	[20:57]
rattaTATpow	is #25	[20:57]
kakobrekla	shttp://www.entrepreneur.com/article/231033	[20:57]
rattaTATpow	he's the smart black guy actin not smart	[20:57]
kakobrekla	http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/231033	[20:57]
ozbot	These Angel Investors Want to Make Bitcoin 'Sexy' for Average People \| Entrepreneur.com	[20:57]
Apocalyptic	In the meeting, which took place in the offices of Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara, one member of Mr. Bharara's team asked why certain people within J.P. Morgan's were still working at the bank despite failures to adequately investigate suspicions about Mr. Madoff.	[20:57]
Apocalyptic	Mr. Dimon, according to these people, said the bank removes people for incompetence but noted that wasn't the case here. "If you want me to fire them," he added, "give me their names and I will fire them."	[20:57]
rattaTATpow	after shutting down the 49ers	[20:57]
nubbins`	ah	[20:57]
nubbins`	i don't follow hand-egg, this is all lost on me	[20:57]
rattaTATpow	i dont either	[20:57]
Vexual	nubbins' looks like a king in scribblenaughts :)	[20:57]
rattaTATpow	i happened to watch 5min of the gam	[20:58]
rattaTATpow	e	[20:58]
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rattaTATpow	the guys is pretty cool actually	[20:58]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21002 @ 0.00100134 = 21.0301 BTC [+] {4}	[20:58]
nubbins`	Vexual, that's lifted from a rejected Eulora splash screen :P	[20:59]
rattaTATpow	sherman "A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep."	[20:59]
pankkake	lol hand-egg	[21:01]
kakobrekla	you cannot stop the clouds by the building of a ship	[21:02]
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kakobrekla	basically same thing as psi laju karavani prolaze	[21:03]
nubbins`	http://i1.minus.com/jbavqfOHKNASMY.png	[21:03]
nubbins`	not really sure why it didn't get picked.	[21:03]
nubbins`	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jskq3-lpQnE	[21:08]
ozbot	Richard Stallman Freaks Out and Has a Meltdown - YouTube	[21:08]
nubbins`	what a strange man	[21:08]
mircea_popescu	again ?	[21:08]
pankkake	no that's the same one	[21:09]
nubbins`	yeah that's from 2012 i think	[21:09]
nubbins`	just came across it agin	[21:09]
nubbins`	*again	[21:09]
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nubbins`	i attended a talk by Rolf Heuer from CERN a while back, was slightly disappointed to not see him freak out	[21:10]
nubbins`	i guess the beard just started my wishful thinking	[21:10]
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pankkake	http://youtu.be/9sJUDx7iEJw here's a better side of RMS	[21:11]
ozbot	Richard Stallman Free software Song - YouTube	[21:11]
nubbins`	pankkake: http://i.imgur.com/Vi68QxH.png	[21:12]
nubbins`	replace the B with a FSF logo and that's essentially him	[21:12]
pankkake	lol	[21:12]
nubbins`	a fat bearded wild-man slapping a laptop and chanting "join us" to a bunch of ecuadorians	[21:13]
nubbins`	i don't even	[21:13]
simlay	I saw rms at uc berkeley a couple months back. He didn't wear shoes throughout the whole talk.	[21:17]
simlay	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ	[21:17]
ozbot	Richard Stallman Eats Something From His Foot - YouTube	[21:17]
mircea_popescu	ew jesus	[21:17]
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mircea_popescu	this entire fucking "presentation" bullshit has been the worst idea ever.	[21:18]
mircea_popescu	engineers do not belong outside of the basement. let people do what they're good at ffs.	[21:18]
nubbins`	^ with rare exceptions, this is true	[21:18]
nubbins`	it's truly a rare person who is both a leader in their field and able to communicate with the public at their level	[21:19]
mircea_popescu	if you plot rms' output and his public speaking, the results are pretty sad.	[21:19]
rattaTATpow	its why etherium cant work too	[21:19]
mircea_popescu	the more speaking he does the less he's being useful.	[21:19]
rattaTATpow	the dude is a tinkerer, he'll never follow through	[21:19]
simlay	rattaTATpow: The awkward founder kid?	[21:20]
rattaTATpow	tinkerers are not CEOs or bosses or salesman	[21:20]
rattaTATpow	vitalik	[21:20]
simlay	Yeah	[21:20]
rattaTATpow	from bitcoin magazine	[21:20]
rattaTATpow	4mos ago he wanted to do quantum mining	[21:20]
nubbins`	heh	[21:20]
nubbins`	QUANTUM MINING	[21:20]
simlay	lol.	[21:20]
nubbins`	JURISPRUDENT WAFFLE MAKING	[21:21]
nubbins`	he wanted to do [random word] [random bitcoin term]	[21:21]
nubbins`	http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/tom-marshall-sworn-in-as-11th-premier-1.2509302	[21:22]
ozbot	Tom Marshall sworn in as 11th premier - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News	[21:22]
pankkake	time spent communicating about a project is usually inversely correlated to the advancement of the project	[21:22]
nubbins`	see the guy on the right-hand side of the picture?	[21:22]
Apocalyptic	QUANTUM MINING // wtf am I reading	[21:22]
nubbins`	he had to apologize to canada on behalf of scout leaders who molested kids a while back	[21:23]
Apocalyptic	who's that vitalik ?	[21:23]
mircea_popescu	Apocalyptic there was some nut a few months ago, truely a thing to behold. he was going to "emulate" qc on plain old computers.	[21:23]
nubbins`	y'know, we'll just emulate non-determinism on these deterministic machines	[21:23]
mircea_popescu	he had pestered a number of respectable academia people, collected all the bits of their responses that weren't "you are a fucking retard kill yourself"	[21:23]
pankkake	well, he wanted investments more than actually succeeding I think	[21:23]
nubbins`	and i'll just keep saying things that make sense	[21:23]
mircea_popescu	and was bothering people around btc. some of them didn't immediately go "you are a fucking retard kill yourself"	[21:23]
simlay	He's the kid from bitocin magazine and founde/or something of ethereum.	[21:23]
pankkake	he kept PMing me after I told him I was poor	[21:23]
mircea_popescu	pankkake what was the guy's nick ? i forget	[21:24]
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pankkake	jorash… I still have the window open :o	[21:24]
mircea_popescu	(this is unrelated to vitalik buterin, who's just an enthusiastic kid that's been exploited for a while by the bitcoin magazine assholes and is now looking for a new rapist)	[21:25]
Apocalyptic	he enjoys being raped ?	[21:25]
mircea_popescu	apparently.	[21:25]
nubbins`	i should start a bitcoin conspiracy rag	[21:25]
Apocalyptic	funny creature he is	[21:25]
nubbins`	start accepting articles about how the man is keeping quantum mining hush-hush	[21:25]
Apocalyptic	heh	[21:26]
nubbins`	maybe a "paranoiac of the week" on the last page	[21:26]
mircea_popescu	something like popular bitcoinics	[21:26]
nubbins`	yeah	[21:26]
mircea_popescu	where you debunk in detail idiotic notions in the space	[21:26]
nubbins`	vertical-takeoff mining rigs	[21:26]
nubbins`	land on a tabletop!	[21:27]
pankkake	http://pastebin.com/T8fZgeDa	[21:27]
ozbot	1815 jorash> So I'm with a Toronto company, founded in 2009 called noospheer. - Pastebin.com	[21:27]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu, this would actually be a fun project	[21:27]
mircea_popescu	so do it.	[21:27]
mircea_popescu	not like you'll run out of material too soon.	[21:27]
mircea_popescu	just make sure you do a thorough ass job on each article.	[21:27]
mircea_popescu	this is the sort of thing where you can post even monthly, just as long as each post is worshippable.	[21:27]
jcpham	sounds like perfect material for fuckbitcoin.com	[21:28]
nubbins`	web is dead, i'd be printing on thinly-sliced trees	[21:28]
pankkake	nubbins`: there is #bitcoin-conspiracy but nothing ever get said	[21:28]
jcpham	nubbins what's your email address we'll make you an editor	[21:28]
jcpham	you can type away	[21:28]
nubbins`	jon@pinkeyeprints.com, natch	[21:28]
nubbins`	oh wait, why did i just do that	[21:28]
mircea_popescu	lol	[21:29]
nubbins`	fuck	[21:29]
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mircea_popescu	pankkake http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c3026a17f609ca810f316c912d3994b/tumblr_mmtzapEDzW1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg there's a conspiracy	[21:29]
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mircea_popescu	the redcup dorkspiracy.	[21:29]
nubbins`	the cups are stealing our women	[21:29]
nubbins`	and our dudebros, i guess	[21:30]
nubbins`	altho the cups can have those	[21:30]
mircea_popescu	check out the very comfortable token female / token black person	[21:30]
mircea_popescu	she's like... "i hope they're too retarded to notice me natch"	[21:30]
nubbins`	you can tell she's comfortable because of the way she's holding her arms	[21:30]
mircea_popescu	and her thighs	[21:30]
jcpham	see email	[21:30]
nubbins`	the one dudebro looks like he's wearing a suede skirt	[21:31]
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jcpham	nubbins` feel free to be as libelous as you'd like my friend	[21:32]
nubbins`	"Rapeghost's friendly guide to #Bitcoin-OTC"	[21:32]
TATontehroad	joradh is jordan ash who did indeed partnerwith vitalik on the quantum mining thing	[21:33]
nubbins`	i guess that answers the question of what "rg" stands for	[21:33]
jcpham	mmmhmmm	[21:33]
TATontehroad	they pitched it at btc conference in Amsterdam	[21:33]
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mircea_popescu	nubbins` yeah, rg = rapegost. i guess meanwhile this became a mystery of times past	[21:33]
kakobrekla	he sez its RAP e-ghost	[21:34]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2200 @ 0.00090496 = 1.9909 BTC [+] {3}	[21:34]
jcpham	ditched that first otc identity	[21:34]
nubbins`	that guy tried to skeet me out of some money	[21:34]
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jcpham	used magick and conjured a new one	[21:34]
nubbins`	i designed a logo for him, and after delivering final proofs, he said "lel i don't like it, didn't want to hurt your feelings... you can keep the deposit tho"	[21:34]
TATontehroad	I was there to pass on the yer-retarded msg tho	[21:35]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1235 @ 0.00090499 = 1.1177 BTC [+] {2}	[21:36]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.0000875 = 0.175 BTC [+]	[21:37]
mircea_popescu	TATontehroad yeah but i doubt they picked that up.	[21:37]
TATontehroad	he was prettybutthurt the whole day	[21:37]
TATontehroad	Since I did so with the crowd listening	[21:38]
pankkake	another gift from my hard drive http://imgur.com/a/Qmz6x#0	[21:38]
nubbins`	heh	[21:38]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 195 @ 0.00308913 = 0.6024 BTC [+]	[21:38]
nubbins`	public humiliation does indeed lead to butthurt	[21:38]
TATontehroad	it was during lunch so at least it was a smaller crowd...	[21:39]
TATontehroad	they weren't allowed to pitch duringnormal ceremonies	[21:39]
nubbins`	http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/l-isle-verte-seniors-residence-fire-haunts-survivors-families-1.2509210	[21:40]
nubbins`	fuuuuu	[21:40]
nubbins`	"Several local residents told the media Thursday there were no sprinklers in the portion of the building that was destroyed"	[21:41]
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pankkake	http://www.coindesk.com/richard-branson-6-bitcoin-customers-confirmed-virgin-galactic-space-filght/ lol at pics	[21:48]
nubbins`	someone buy that man some sunblock	[21:49]
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nubbins`	hmm	[21:54]
nubbins`	SHITCOIN magazine has a nice ring	[21:54]
nubbins`	could focus on alts	[21:54]
nubbins`	"My husband spent our inheritance on doge so i cut off his dick" etc	[21:54]
nubbins`	"Pumping and dumping for fun and profit"	[21:54]
nubbins`	"Memecoin: a plug-and-play alt that YOU can pre-mine!"	[21:55]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02897998 = 0.1449 BTC [-]	[21:55]
mircea_popescu	lmao	[21:57]
mircea_popescu	"“I think there will be a global currency that will take on [J.P. Morgan CEO] Jamie Dimon and the other banks and other currencies."	[21:57]
mircea_popescu	https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/426499560576266241	[21:58]
ozbot	Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: Hey Dimon : #bitcoin wishes ...	[21:58]
mircea_popescu	stuff happens fast these days	[21:58]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 99 @ 0.00301 = 0.298 BTC [-] {2}	[22:01]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59250 @ 0.00099567 = 58.9934 BTC [-] {5}	[22:03]
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mircea_popescu	so it'd seem bitcointalk has a xss vuln in the trust rating system, because mpoe-pr just managed to spam trust three times by simply refreshing the page.	[22:15]
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mircea_popescu	if anyone feels like forging some js POST fields and checking it...	[22:15]
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kakobrekla	thats not xss	[22:17]
kakobrekla	it just doenst refresh the page	[22:17]
kakobrekla	and reposts same stuff	[22:17]
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kakobrekla	i have done so myself	[22:17]
mircea_popescu	not necessarily, no. but imo likely	[22:18]
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nubbins`	mp, details?	[22:19]
kakobrekla	put in and see what happens	[22:19]
kakobrekla	but that has nothing to do with not refreshing the page after posting	[22:20]
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mircea_popescu	kakobrekla no, more like, see what you're POST ing, load it in a page with a js autopost when someone loads the page	[22:20]
mircea_popescu	and see what happens when you visit that page logged into btctalk	[22:20]
Apocalyptic	yeah that's CSRF	[22:21]
nubbins`	what the fuck is it with bitcoin and CSRF?	[22:21]
Apocalyptic	bitcoin-24 had that flaw too btw	[22:21]
nubbins`	every single play exchange had CSRF vulnerabilities	[22:21]
kakobrekla	but you can js autopost anything	[22:21]
Apocalyptic	you could withdraw btc just with a request...	[22:21]
mircea_popescu	Apocalyptic yeah i guess. gotta polish up on my web terminology	[22:21]
nubbins`	EVERY SINGLE ONE	[22:21]
kakobrekla	its not specific to rating system	[22:21]
mircea_popescu	kakobrekla srsly ? i can make you post stuff if you visit my page logged in ?!	[22:22]
nubbins`	^ yes	[22:22]
kakobrekla	most probably yes	[22:22]
Apocalyptic	lol	[22:22]
mircea_popescu	lolk	[22:22]
mircea_popescu	nm, false alarm, it's working as intended x.x	[22:23]
kakobrekla	its broken in a sense its repositng same stuff	[22:23]
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mircea_popescu	http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/	[22:25]
ozbot	BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day	[22:26]
mircea_popescu	the king is dead, long live the king	[22:26]
jayk	oh dear	[22:28]
Apocalyptic	14Bn, that's some serious hashrate	[22:29]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/1567885/	[22:30]
nubbins`	PoC, someone else can try it out	[22:31]
nubbins`	you can also hide the buttons and textboxes for stealth	[22:31]
Apocalyptic	nubbins`, seriously you need jquery to submit a form ?	[22:36]
nubbins`	nah just too lazy to type out document.selectelementdfgdsfgfger blah blah	[22:36]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 48 @ 0.00455 = 0.2184 BTC [-] {2}	[22:40]
nubbins`	http://dpaste.com/1567894/ <--triggers "preview" instead of "post", honestly can't be fucked to figure out why	[22:41]
ozbot	dpaste: #1567894	[22:41]
mircea_popescu	lawl	[22:42]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.47 BTC [-]	[22:43]
benkay	why do you need a input telling you what kind of request you're getting?	[22:44]
benkay	s/you/btctalk	[22:45]
benkay	nevermind. it's btctalk.	[22:45]
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assbot	[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2150 @ 0.00091448 = 1.9661 BTC [+] {7}	[22:45]
kakobrekla	probably a security measure	[22:45]
Apocalyptic	nubbins`, so you confirm the CSRF is working for posting new topics ?	[22:45]
nubbins`	nah, it triggers the Preview button instead of the Post button	[22:45]
nubbins`	regardless, yes, you can get logged-in users to submit forms just by luring them to a website	[22:46]
kakobrekla	funny why it goes to preview	[22:47]
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nubbins`	yeah, i can't figure that one out	[22:47]
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nubbins`	probably trivial but it's been a while since i've done this stuff	[22:48]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` what if you chain a post after ?	[22:48]
mircea_popescu	so it goes to preview then it posts	[22:48]
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nubbins`	once the preview appears, you've lost the ability to inject	[22:50]
nubbins`	let me think on this for a bit	[22:50]
kakobrekla	the problem might be the request uri	[22:51]
kakobrekla	>Request URL:https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=post2;start=0;board=9	[22:51]
kakobrekla	action post2 ?	[22:51]
nubbins`	yeah, shrug. i think post2 is specifically for the preview page	[22:52]
kakobrekla	hm	[22:52]
Apocalyptic	nubbins`, just start wireshark so you can compare the requests and see what you're missing	[22:52]
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nubbins`	you know, you could potentially reset people's passwords like this	[22:53]
kakobrekla	what i mean is post != request	[22:53]
kakobrekla	you are requesting action post 2 while posting the form	[22:54]
kakobrekla	as far as i can see	[22:54]
kakobrekla	no?	[22:54]
kakobrekla	anyway, brb	[22:54]
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nubbins`	nah requested action post	[22:55]
mircea_popescu	try action=post3	[22:56]
nubbins`	action=post2 spoils the request	[22:57]
nubbins`	post3 bumps you to /index.php	[22:58]
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mircea_popescu	action=preview ? :D	[23:06]
pankkake	"75% out of almost 200 people voted the money should be returned.. Scam job wrote all over it, It's time to give negative rating to MPOE-PR"	[23:07]
pankkake	the whole thing is depressing	[23:07]
Apocalyptic	pankkake, but they voted !	[23:08]
mircea_popescu	whoa, who knew!	[23:08]
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Apocalyptic	you can't oppose people's will like this	[23:08]
mircea_popescu	the mem dood disappeared, to be replaced by a new muppet	[23:08]
pankkake	I don't think there is anything worse than anynomous voting	[23:08]
mircea_popescu	"Graded by focus groups and BCP research"	[23:09]
mircea_popescu	dude srsly, ResearchCoin	[23:09]
mircea_popescu	it has value merely by saying "research"	[23:09]
pankkake	hmm… how could I create a DemocraticCoin…	[23:09]
mircea_popescu	yeah or LiberalCoin	[23:10]
mircea_popescu	AnimalRightsCoin	[23:10]
mircea_popescu	WomenInTechCoin	[23:10]
mircea_popescu	NoCarbonCoin	[23:10]
Apocalyptic	GlobalWarmingCoin	[23:10]
mircea_popescu	GloballyCoolCoin	[23:11]
pankkake	nah, it should have a specific stupid feature	[23:11]
nubbins`	i give up, may try to poke at it some more later	[23:11]
simlay	Has someone written a crypto coin name generator yet?	[23:11]
pankkake	GlobalWarmingCoin now that would work!	[23:11]
mircea_popescu	simlay pankkake actually wrote an altcoin generator outright	[23:11]
nubbins`	FWIW here's the similar vulnerability i disclosed to havelock last summer:	[23:11]
nubbins`	http://dpaste.com/1567929/	[23:11]
ozbot	dpaste: #1567929	[23:11]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` is it fixed ?	[23:11]
pankkake	mircea_popescu: no I didn't	[23:11]
mircea_popescu	o that page wasnt yours ?	[23:11]
nubbins`	mircea_popescu: the havelock one? yeah, they patched it up right away	[23:11]
pankkake	it's not mine… neither the much profit	[23:11]
nubbins`	nah that was all hand-crafted by yours truly	[23:12]
simlay	mircea_popescu: coingen.io	[23:12]
mircea_popescu	aha i c	[23:12]
simlay	?	[23:12]
pankkake	I thought of doing it, but the doing the "windows binaries" thing annoyed me	[23:12]
mircea_popescu	simlay sounds right. i thought it was frenchie's	[23:12]
nubbins`	i sometimes wonder how much money got stolen form havelock, btc-e, btctctctct, etc via these CSRF bugs	[23:12]
mircea_popescu	over nine billion	[23:13]
nubbins`	heh	[23:13]
pankkake	also the guy isn't even providing new genesis blocks	[23:13]
nubbins`	anyway, i tried to use the same trick to reset a user's email address -- that one is not possible	[23:13]
mircea_popescu	nubbins` this is how you know a site that claims it's trading X btc/day actually does : ridiculous csrf bugs don't drive them out of business.	[23:13]
mircea_popescu	weblogic 1.0	[23:13]
nubbins`	web security 0.1	[23:14]
nubbins`	i was amazed to see shit like this in a production environment	[23:14]
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nubbins`	okay, looks like all the important actions are protected from this by storing a session variable in a hidden text field and submitting that with the request	[23:20]
*	nubbins` applauds half-heartedly	[23:21]
nubbins`	TBF this would have been an issue with the forum software itself	[23:21]
nubbins`	if anyone's curious: http://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Understanding_SMF_Security	[23:22]
kakobrekla	yes but i think sesc is obtainable	[23:22]
nubbins`	not before the form is loaded tho	[23:23]
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kakobrekla	if you edit one of your own posts you get in in the url	[23:24]
kakobrekla	for example	[23:24]
kakobrekla	and it doesnt change	[23:24]
nubbins`	sure, it stays with you until your session expires	[23:25]
nubbins`	but the question remains: how to get it?	[23:25]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2880 @ 0.00008209 = 0.2364 BTC [-] {4}	[23:26]
kakobrekla	load the edit post page in iframe, read off the url?	[23:26]
kakobrekla	takes more craft.	[23:26]
nubbins`	well you'd need to know the value of sesc to successfully load the iframe	[23:26]
kakobrekla	really?	[23:27]
nubbins`	i think so	[23:27]
Guest33451	mircea_popescu killed biggie smalls	[23:27]
kakobrekla	hold on	[23:27]
Guest33451	I have evidence	[23:27]
nubbins`	try it: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=post;msg=4714088;topic=317651.20	[23:27]
nubbins`	"Session verification failed. Please try logging out and back in again, and then try again."	[23:27]
nubbins`	hmm	[23:28]
nubbins`	hold on now	[23:29]
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nubbins`	yeah, no, i don't think it's do-able	[23:29]
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nubbins`	without XSS	[23:29]
mircea_popescu	wait wut	[23:30]
KRS1	BIG poppa	[23:31]
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kakobrekla	yeah its not so straight forward	[23:35]
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nubbins`	oh well	[23:36]
nubbins`	anyway	[23:37]
nubbins`	this is why you use frameworks and CMSes	[23:37]
nubbins`	because generally intelligent people have thought this stuff through	[23:37]
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nubbins`	roll your own website, and you're taking on all that responsibility yourself	[23:38]
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lippoper	getnetworkhashps	[23:42]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15700 @ 0.00099882 = 15.6815 BTC [+]	[23:43]
pankkake	well, that depends on your tools, too. you can roll your own with libs that help you do the right thing	[23:45]
pankkake	but things like php help you do exactly the wrong thing	[23:45]
nubbins`	sure	[23:46]
nubbins`	ah look, icbit.se runs off ASP.NET	[23:48]
nubbins`	how quaint	[23:48]
pankkake	:/	[23:48]
*	nubbins` shrugs :D	[23:48]
nubbins`	it's not as bad as people like to think	[23:48]
nubbins`	i mean, the code it generates is FUCKED	[23:49]
nubbins`	but it tailors it to the individual's browser/os	[23:49]
pankkake	given that I do a lot of website parsing, I hate it :p	[23:49]
nubbins`	and it's reasonably secure	[23:49]
nubbins`	heh yeah	[23:50]
nubbins`	tags everywhere	[23:50]
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jurov	such ugliness is more an intrinsic problem of HTML++	[23:52]
jurov	i am using a tool to generate stuff from outline	[23:53]
jurov	somewhat like literate programming to organize code to not get crazy	[23:53]
jurov	and it just isn't possible to insert stuff marking the section reliably into xhtml	[23:54]
assbot	[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19976 @ 0.00100305 = 20.0369 BTC [+] {2}	[23:54]
jurov	ended up exactly with such ugly CDATA wrappers	[23:54]
assbot	[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.0000875 = 0.175 BTC [+]	[23:55]
nubbins`	CDATA is a bit of a hot mess	[23:55]
jurov	just a result of HTML/XML kludge	[23:56]
nubbins`	nod	[23:56]
nubbins`	when i made sites with JSF, i don't think they generated any CDATA tags	[23:56]
nubbins`	but JSF comes with its own set of problems	[23:57]
nubbins`	there's no perfect solution	[23:57]
nubbins`	FWIW, visual studio is a great IDE	[23:57]
nubbins`	tho few are willing to admit it	[23:58]
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