In continuation and as expression of the general policyⁱ of The Most Serene Republic, Trilema is proud to offer publicly today an extension of the fetlife meatlistⁱⁱ.

Please find below compiled for your perusal pleasure the github meatlist, a collection of equally worthless meat (claiming "tech" inclinationsⁱⁱⁱ this time).

For your convenience the list below is divided in two sections^iv :

Gu Huiqin Alice (archived^v)

Friends with Wan Wenli (swwl1992, "Observing a historical process", Singapore) ; Xie Chenhong (xch91, National University of Singapore Singapore) ; Klughertz Jonathan (klugjo, "Has laptop. Will code.", Credit Suisse Singapore)
Compromised key : 1, 2

Carissa Chen (archived)

Carissa has no friends. Just sayin'.
Compromised key : 1

Chan9ry.ian (archived)

Works at wcweb.us in Foshan, China. As best as can be discerned her job is being the supplier of .us locus.
Like all females on github, she has no friends. Because.
Compromised key : 1

innergap (archived)

Completely useless, but what can you do.
Compromised key : 1

Cassie Shum (archived)

Works at ThoughtWorks, New York.
Friends with Vinood Katuwa (venoodkhatuva12, "BigData DevOps Engineer Python Linux Enthusiast Shell-Script Programming Ethical-Hacktivist Cloud Googler Black Console Mad abt Automation Love A.I. Knowledge" from AccionLabs Ontario, Canada) ; Dave Cameron (davcamer, DigitalOcean) ; Dahlia B. (dlbock, of bigcommerce) etc.

Compromised key : 1

Tamara Chu (archived)

Sort-of works at Eventbrite in Frisco, but lightly on the works and heavy on the sitting around.
Has one friend who totally isn't her ex bf, stalking her... "work".
Compromised key : 1

Johannes Schindelin (archived)

Works at Microsoft ; Git for Windows maintainer. 1,088 contributions in the last year. Friends with a lot of people. Herp.
Compromised key : 1

Song (archived)

Song is as much a dumb fuck as he's butt-ugly ; butt nevertheless a model catamite, and so will join MIT as assistant professor in July 2018, ass apparently everyone at Stanford is tired of his services. (Song specializes in thigh and pelvis architectures for efficient deep penetration.)
Approximately 0 contributions (to anything), however a hefty list of 861 followers^vi. Because UStards, what.
Compromised key : 1

Rick Duggan (archived)

"CEO @ Concierge Software Design / CTO @ Input Strategic Partners. VegasTech Community Leader. Entrepreneur. Mentor. Advisor." no less, at least according to the dude himself. Las Vegas, NV.
1,371 contributions in the last year, friends with ~nobody.
Compromised key : 1

Ricardo Martinelli de Oliveira (archived)

Senior Software Engineer, USG.RedHat.
Friends with 55 retards^vii, 238 globs of vomit regurgitated so far -- and it's barely May!
Compromised key : 1

Curtis Spencer (archived)

Works for Facebook in San Francisco, CA. 41 friends.
Compromised key : 1

Yuri Lukyanov (archived)

Major contributor to, eg, erlexa (Amazon Alexa Signature Verifier in Erlang) ; various haskellisms. Some access to private repos.
Compromised key : 1

Michael Goerz (archived)

Postdoctoral researcher at @mabuchilab, working on quantum network modeling and optimal quantum control, Stanford University, Stanford, CA.
682 contributions in the last year, 38 friends.
Compromised key : 1

Friedger Müffke (archived)

Officially affiliated with AAC2013, BruGTUG, gdg-wisdom, gdg-x, GlobalAndroidDevCamp, GoogleDeveloperGroups, openintentsm and VHackAndroid. 446 contributions in the last year, 118 friends.
Compromised key : 1

Sean Stanard (archived)

This paerticularly ugly fucker works at Data Ridge Applications in Washington, DC.
As you might have expected, he has no friends.
Compromised key : 1

Luis Antonio Rodríguez (archived)

Kid works for some bookprinter, has ~nothing to do with software, but at least his teeth aren't straight.
Compromised key : 1

Claudio andres giraldo (archived)

From Colombia.
Friends with José Moreira (cusspvz, "Want to pay me a cup of coffee? BTC: 1KVXAKkU5Yh5xm9g1YvzkWxmBnRT97yC9w") and other such wetbacks.^viii
Compromised key : 1, 2, 3

Pham Tuan (archived)

Neet from Vietnam. Mildly active.
Friends with Neal Fultz (nfultz, "Computational statistician, programmer and data scientist.") ; Jacob Gadikian (faddat, "I tinker with blockchains: * Mining * Staking * Witnessing * Mine Automation") and various people from the list.
Compromised key : 1

Steven Walter (archived)

Neet from Lexington, KY ; as you can see he enjoys typically neetish facial hair. Not entirely inactive.
Friends with the usual suspects and some rural yokels.
Compromised key : 1

Nikolai Muhhin (archived)

Neet from Talinn. Does nothing all day long, 75% of his friends list is made up of people on the list of people that are friends with people whose ssh keys got raped.
Compromised key : 1

Svetoslav Chernobay (archived)

Professionally slovenly orc.
Compromised key : 1

magicst0ne (archived)

Nobody on a stick.
Compromised key : 1

Kushnir Andrew (archived)

Some kid from the bay area.
Friends with Claudio Santoro (ovflowd, "Campus Expert at @github (:octocat:), Researcher at @uiot (), @docker Ambassador, Passionate Gamer () and Lead Engineer at @mudeeco") and no one else.
Compromised key : 1

Chris Weber (archived)

Software Engineer at The Nerdery, Minneapolis, MN
1,653 contributions in the last year. Friends with all kind and manner of dorks. Have fun now.
Compromised key : 1

Mike Lin (archived)

Some kid from Singapore. 34 contributions. 100% of his friends are people from the list of friends of people on this list.
Compromised key : 1

CJ (archived)

Neet/"php architect" from ShangHai, China. 31 friends, 112 contributions in the last year.
Compromised key : 1, 2

Jason B. Herald (archived)

Neet from Christiansburg, VA. Friends with Leam Hall (LeamHall, "Author, Linux/Ansible guy. Coder for games and text wrangling.") ; Marius Gripsgard (mariogrip, "Living in the Ubuntu world, @ubports and @Halium developer") and various previously seen dorks. Github user #392.
Compromised key : 1

Clayton Brand (archived)

Works at Stasis Labs, Los Angeles.
Friends with the Bitcoin beggar ; Shane Mileham (shanemileham, "Giving motivated people the best tools in the world to succeed and be happy") ; Seandon Mooy (erulabs, "DevOps @ RunKit / Node.js developer) etcetera.
Compromised key : 1

Jonathan Clarkin (archived)

Neet from Ottawa, Canada.
Don't you find it disturbing that the ~only way these losers have to get females in the same shot is to have daughters ?
Compromised key : 1

Jonas Weber (archived)

Another offensive mug of another offensive neet.
Friends with a bunch of nobodies and the bitcoin beggar.
Compromised key : 1

Roberto Arcomano (archived)

Works for one helluva garage "firm" in Caselette, Turin, Italy. Red Hatting and whatnot, because what are orcs for.
Compromised key : 1

Charles Forsyth (archived)

Neet.
Friends with Rui Carmo (rcarmo, "I fix things other people designed broken. @Microsoft @Azure Solution Architect, Mac user, Linux sysadmin, @python, @golang and @clojure developer" from Microsoft Lisbon, Portugal) ; Eric Van Hensbergen (ericvh, "Fellow at Arm Research ( @ARM-software @arm-hpc ) Previously researcher at IBM and Bell-Labs." from Arm Austin, TX) and a selection of the other previously listed dorks.
Compromised key : 1

Travis Elkins (archived)

Meth abuser living in some garret somewhere. Produced no less than 1,828 inconsequential pieces of useless nonsense this year alone!
Has no friends. Stay off meth, especially the varieties you can afford.
Compromised key : 1

teletautala (archived)

"fullypwnd -- This program is designed to identify operating system and running services and find exploits for those services and attempt to connect." Don't worry though, it does neither work nor make much sense.
Compromised key : 1

Chase Lambert (archived)

If I told you his brain works would you believe me ?
No ?
Good.
Compromised key : 1,2

Martin Parsiegla (archived)

Neet from Berlin. Negligible contributions.
Friends with Daryl Eisner (ucsdmath, "☕️ UCSDMath Framework support for various in-house applications and testing.") ; Ronit Sajeey (ItzLevvie, "❤ FreedomOP SrA / ROM Developer for OnePlus 5 ❤ #WindowsInsiders") ; Ben Bieler (benbieler, "Currently working @scandio. Mainly doing Node and Scala awesomeness. React, Angular 2 and Java.") ; Marco Bunge (mbunge, "My name is Marco Bunge. My toolkit consist of a combination of PHP, NodeJS, JavaScript, HTML, CSS.") and so following.
Compromised key : 1

Ryan Parsley (archived)

Neet from Cincinatti, Ohio. 457 contributions in the last year.
Friends with Dave Dziak (JavaTheHutt, "Bootcamp Advocate at Cincy Code IT"), the bitcoin beggar and various obscura.
Compromised key : 1

Ward Bekker (archived)

Neet from Amsterdam.
Friends with Andy (m-2k, "Coolhacker. Oldfag. Bitard. Fuckin Coolboy. Fullstack Developer.") ; Wojtek Gawroński (afronski, "Software Developer and BEAM enthusiast, IT Geek and Computer Science nerd, Post-rock and Sci-Fi fan, @silesian-beamers and @functional-miners organizer.") etcetera.
Compromised key : 1

ghimus (archived)

Neet.
Compromised key : 1

David Lyons (archived)

Useless dork, friends with ~same set of useless dorks.
Compromised key : 1

Asterios Katsifodimos (archived)

Working at TU Delft in Berlin, Germany.
Compromised key : 1

jgabrielygalan (archived)

Neet, 129 contributions. Friends with the bitcoin beggar!
Compromised key : 1

Victor Alencar (archived)

Does cloud/ruby bullshit for acquia in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
813 contributions in the last year, 5 friends of which nobody ever heard. Except for you, of course, you read Trilema.
Compromised key : 1

LO-RAN (archived)

French neet, entirely inconsequential.
Compromised key : 1

ajcannane (archived)

Compromised key : 1

Jacob (archived)

Works at Kiva in Frisco.
Friends with Connor Jackson (conrjac, SalesForce Developer, UK) and Chikwama (Chikwama, Cryptographic asset marketplace,
Blantyre, Malawi, Port Elizabeth, South Africa). About as inconsequential as that list sounds.
Compromised key : 1

Igor Mysak (archived)

Neet.
Compromised key : 1

Le Quang Hai (archived)

Some kid from Vietnam -- which apparently also still exists.
Compromised key : 1

Kevin Herr (archived)

Some kid from Chicago. 40% of his friends are people from the list of friends of people on this list.
Compromised key : 1

Imre Mehesz (archived)

Neet. 21 friends (including the bitcoin beggar).
Compromised key : 1

Aidan Lawn (archived)

From Vancouver, BC.
Compromised key : 1

Guillermo Garcia (archived)

Works at "RealidadFutura", Madrid.
Friends with the bitcoin beggar and various nobodies.

Compromised key : 1

Chris Ackad (archived)

Works at CHAI Reaserch Goup, University of Sydney, Australia but is still a friendless virgin!
Compromised key : 1

Irving Rocha (archived)

Works at Vepxr Games, Av. Universidad 3000, Copilco, Coyoacán, 04510 Ciudad de México, Distrito Federal.
Friends with FelixSion (pisual, DSN Pisual 首席设计师、蟾宫折桂科技有限公司技术总监、月牙堂科技有限公司技术总监、Stargazer（观星者）首席设计师).
Compromised key : 1

Julian Zubek (archived)

Yet another teenage dirtbag, baby.
Like you.
Compromised key : 1

Moriyoshi Koizumi (archived)

Joshua Scarsbrook (archived)

Integrum Technologies, LLC (archived)

Christian Neff (archived)

Abhishek (archived)

Adrian Popa (archived)

Dong-bum, Kim (archived)

johan damm (archived)

Anjelika Lynne Sanchez Amog (archived)

Aleksey Simakov (archived)

Dmitry Chernyak (archived)

Fritz (archived)

Thomas Braibant (archived)

Dmitry Batkovich (archived)

Blake Burkhart (archived)

bdandoy (archived)

Don Browne (archived)

chowwinston (archived)

Damian Monogue (archived)

Au mai interpretat : Ankush Aggarwal (archived, key) ; Athlete Granny^xi (archived, key) ; Bad Café^xii (archived, key) ; 5084PM (archived, key) ; allydhall (archived, key) ; betty-mmg (archived, key) ; bingmo01 (archived, key) ; BlueSystem Sàrl^xiii (archived, key) ; Brian Tracey (archived, key) ; caffecocha (archived, key) ; Carlos^xiv (archived, key) ; charlie-bz (archived, key) ; Chris Gell (archived, key) ; CristianJulianS (archived, key) ; David J Muir (archived, key) ; Daniel Branton (archived, key) ; DIANA229 (archived, key) ; 人生如戏全靠演技 (archived, key) ; Frederic LAURENT^xv (archived, key) ; geyuqiu (archived, key) ; gorkanadeploy (archived, keys 1,2,3,4,5,6) ; Green222 (archived, key) ; gregdamian (archived, key) ; gunnarthor78 (archived, key) ; Jason Harab (archived, key) ; hlf0319 (archived, key) ; howjosh (archived, key) ; huanzisunny (archived, key) ; Issei Murakami (archived, keys 1,2,3) ; inDstudio (archived, key) ; Janho (archived, key) ; jasmineli4444 (archived, key) ; johliger (archived, key) ; John Wentworth (archived, key) ; josemn (archived, key) ; jtmckay (archived, key) ; julie-zhu (archived, key) ; JustWFan (archived, key) ; KalleMX (archived, key) ; kazem (archived, key) ; Kris Raney (archived, key) ; Kristoffer Egefelt (archived, key) ; lawiet8910 (archived, key) ; Leandro (archived, key) ; Leonid Mosenkov (archived, key) ; LinaCarolina (archived, key) ; luciamg (archived, key) ; Lukas Klappert (archived, key) ; Johann Maier (archived, key) ; masuda (archived, key) ; Scooter McPuffy (archived, keys 1,2) ; maxchursin (archived, key) ; max.tian (archived, key) ; mcgawn (archived, key) ; Mark Jones (archived, key) ; mjcallaghan (archived, key) ; mnsaleem (archived, key) ; Moaad (archived, key) ; mshahrukh (archived, key) ; Tony Murray (archived, key) ; N Wharton (archived, key) ; octopuses (archived, key) ; pmc-amano (archived, key) ; QiuyuanTian (archived, key) ; ReachingOurGoal (archived, key) ; reenashah (archived, key) ; richardkyeung (archived, key) ; Rob Gordon (archived, key) ; runcho (archived, key) ; sanjeevs1 (archived, key) ; Andy (archived, key) ; SOA2012-101078505 (archived, key) ; Stanley Zheng (archived, key) ; taekmin (archived, key) ; temporaneo (archived, keys 1,2) ; Tetranima (archived, key) ; theixle (archived, key) ; TimGutwald (archived, key) ; Viktor Kojouharov (archived, key) ; ventureamk (archived, key) ; wadewarrens (archived, key) ; xpertoffice (archived, key) ; yannickkuhn (archived, key) ; Laszlo Marak (archived, key)

Meanwhile disappeared from github : Anna Bitly (key) ; chabeligian (key) ; kyakumoto-ez (key) ; YoungB2 (key).

Congrats to the winners!

PS. If you're unhappy with the proportions of hotties vs notties -- talk to the "tech" subculture/fanfic, not to me.

1. Ie, general disenfranchisement as a step towards the eventual Reddit bags. [↩]
2. Horny chicks with kink experience [↩]
3. Strictly speaking, about as fantasmagoric as the "kink" in the other case, but what can you do, a world of fakers. [↩]
4. The original -- extensive, and quite well documented! -- materials sent my way were structured on an entirely different section plan, based on considerations of whether the keys were cracked because afflicted with usg.redhat's efforts at subverting debian or through other avenues ; but I dispensed with it, because it's none of your fucking business.

   To quote :

   III. This dispute has made the people who don't like you stronger, and the people who do like you weaker. It's not just that the poor datacenter lost a customer it couldn't really afford to lose (and if you think independents can afford lost custom in 2015 you should probably run for a wall). It's not just that very badly written legislation makes it impossible for them to even conduct business.x It's also that I went and hired a bulletproof host nowxi. The dollars that used to go to Phoenix NAP so Phoenix NAP could pay the sort of derps who derp on Facebook about how spooks are people too and wives aren't the chattel property of their husbands a salary, and pay the US Congress taxes do not go to Phoenix NAP anymore. Consequently, there's less money for derps to derp on Facebook about how spooks are people too and wives aren't the chattel property of their husbands, and less money for the US Congress to enforce - and in short order even pass - legislation.

   Instead, those dollars now go to some people who principally work to tear the entire derps-and-Congress assemblage down. And so soon enough more spooks won't be people and more wives won't have clits, and an Internet hero is you for having made it all not merely possible but outright necessary!

   Well done, if this was the goal, but somehow I suspect the matter wasn't even considered at all, so used is the muppetry with their imaginary lala-land where there's no alternative, and the powerful will submit to whatever indignities rank stupidity may come up with. Wake up and smell the coffee, yo. That wet dream is not actually how the world works. I have the option whether to pay any tax or not. I have the option whether to follow any law or not. Stop wasting your time with posturing and start polishing the knob, because otherwise in a decade or two it'll be you in the reservations and the Indians calling the shots.

   Bear this in mind for next time you feel the itch to "handle" reality : a) you will fail and b) your failure will have costs for you, which costs b.1) mount down the line and b.2) you are at no point capable of paying.

   Disobedience and misbehaviour are not free options that you write to yourself. They're very fucking costly, and the cost will break your back. [↩]

5. If you're curious how this was done,

   cat atest.txt | while read line; do submitid=$(curl -A "The Most Serene Republic" "http://archive.is/" | sed 's%"/><div style=%\n%g' | sed 's% method="post"><input type="hidden" name="%\n%g' | grep "submitid" | sed 's%submitid" value="%%g'); curl -m 20 -k -A "The Most Serene Republic" --data "submitid=$submitid" --data "url=$line" "https://archive.is/submit/" >> archiving-results.txt; sleep 7; done

   [↩]

6. List continues : page 2 ; page 3 ; page 4 ; page 5 ; page 6 ; page 7 ; page 8 ; page 9 ; page 10 ; page 11 ; page 12 ; page 13 ; page 14 ; page 15 ; page 16 ; page 17. [↩]
7. Page 1, page 2. [↩]
8. No, he never got anything, in spite of plastering the address everywhere. Must suck. [↩]
9. In other lulz :
   

   www.open-c.jp uses an invalid security certificate. The certificate is only valid for the following names: www.weebly.com , weebly.com , studio.weebly.com , promote.weebly.com , www-alt.weebly.com , secure.weebly.com , mobileapi.weebly.com.

   Here's the dump :

   $ openssl s_client -showcerts -connect www.open-c.jp:443
   CONNECTED(00000003)
   depth=1 /C=US/O=DigiCert Inc/OU=www.digicert.com/CN=GeoTrust EV RSA CA 2018
   verify error:num=20:unable to get local issuer certificate
   verify return:0
   ---
   Certificate chain
   0 s:/2.5.4.15=Private Organization/1.3.6.1.4.1.311.60.2.1.3=US/1.3.6.1.4.1.311.60.2.1.2=Delaware/serialNumber=4277212/C=US/ST=California/L=San Francisco/O=Weebly, Inc./CN=www.weebly.com
   i:/C=US/O=DigiCert Inc/OU=www.digicert.com/CN=GeoTrust EV RSA CA 2018
   -----BEGIN CERTIFICATE-----
   MIIG1TCCBb2gAwIBAgIQBcgdYZaDvQRGwoBSOAdmZDANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQsFADBh
   MQswCQYDVQQGEwJVUzEVMBMGA1UEChMMRGlnaUNlcnQgSW5jMRkwFwYDVQQLExB3
   d3cuZGlnaWNlcnQuY29tMSAwHgYDVQQDExdHZW9UcnVzdCBFViBSU0EgQ0EgMjAx
   ODAeFw0xODAzMDcwMDAwMDBaFw0xODA4MDMxMjAwMDBaMIHLMR0wGwYDVQQPDBRQ
   cml2YXRlIE9yZ2FuaXphdGlvbjETMBEGCysGAQQBgjc8AgEDEwJVUzEZMBcGCysG
   AQQBgjc8AgECEwhEZWxhd2FyZTEQMA4GA1UEBRMHNDI3NzIxMjELMAkGA1UEBhMC
   VVMxEzARBgNVBAgTCkNhbGlmb3JuaWExFjAUBgNVBAcTDVNhbiBGcmFuY2lzY28x
   FTATBgNVBAoTDFdlZWJseSwgSW5jLjEXMBUGA1UEAxMOd3d3LndlZWJseS5jb20w
   ggEiMA0GCSqGSIb3DQEBAQUAA4IBDwAwggEKAoIBAQCb7B1g5Dfor1dIWiv31E/l
   4LSbRxfOZ2C4c8x1uRBeNv3MjE9NmDEshbiVfY493Q+UKuVDustOH0JRAHXmgQga
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   AgMBAAGjggMcMIIDGDAfBgNVHSMEGDAWgBTKkmdSYd6u/LoiK38ch0wl+2+ZWDAd
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   eS5jb22CFG1vYmlsZWFwaS53ZWVibHkuY29tMA4GA1UdDwEB/wQEAwIFoDAdBgNV
   HSUEFjAUBggrBgEFBQcDAQYIKwYBBQUHAwIwQAYDVR0fBDkwNzA1oDOgMYYvaHR0
   cDovL2NkcC5nZW90cnVzdC5jb20vR2VvVHJ1c3RFVlJTQUNBMjAxOC5jcmwwSwYD
   VR0gBEQwQjA3BglghkgBhv1sAgEwKjAoBggrBgEFBQcCARYcaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu
   ZGlnaWNlcnQuY29tL0NQUzAHBgVngQwBATB3BggrBgEFBQcBAQRrMGkwJgYIKwYB
   BQUHMAGGGmh0dHA6Ly9zdGF0dXMuZ2VvdHJ1c3QuY29tMD8GCCsGAQUFBzAChjNo
   dHRwOi8vY2FjZXJ0cy5nZW90cnVzdC5jb20vR2VvVHJ1c3RFVlJTQUNBMjAxOC5j
   cnQwCQYDVR0TBAIwADCCAQQGCisGAQQB1nkCBAIEgfUEgfIA8AB2AKS5CZC0GFgU
   h7sTosxncAo8NZgE+RvfuON3zQ7IDdwQAAABYf3bNSYAAAQDAEcwRQIgMDZpKnOI
   KBu984FPydaDkvqynbzPAjl2pB8NBYH21rcCIQD6mMwvH3my3GPad4G5qjqE3ZeY
   7ovEfAwvQkso/3cgswB2AFYUBpov18Ls0/XhvUSyPsdGdrm8mRFcwO+UmFXWidDd
   AAABYf3bNf4AAAQDAEcwRQIgMaV8+CL0VtgEACFYYemymeay9a/ULIHglpfEPiqX
   MuUCIQD6S7t03K5Vv3iPu8afBxwgDU3GURvyXBmjTaFUPgXYEjANBgkqhkiG9w0B
   AQsFAAOCAQEAGVZh/iMfyVC++JkHgAPSIB/4axVpGeLg6Qec4K/Qkf695+VpvTWk
   5zjgh+z2hAitzkTV/0PmqUESBrD6ftaZH9WF3GASgAmvtHb4VpL7eZg8pY6GERrX
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   WNhswG8ARKmxBxGxaeb9RdqkNIXGD/B/UDvD/ej+5hLOeUPooDPVxxfrSTCESOiS
   psMPEGCgrC1MFveMkmcNFFuaAbTjltLE48XSQs/xmoyntXjzWkjIIt8twxcPWTdl
   OXoa1aSltNZeQkv5DoVqj1QhXXTubjTRdA==
   -----END CERTIFICATE-----
   1 s:/C=US/O=DigiCert Inc/OU=www.digicert.com/CN=GeoTrust EV RSA CA 2018
   i:/C=US/O=DigiCert Inc/OU=www.digicert.com/CN=DigiCert High Assurance EV Root CA
   -----BEGIN CERTIFICATE-----
   MIIEojCCA4qgAwIBAgIQA/7vG7W2SDSaIJUPi8aXUzANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQsFADBs
   MQswCQYDVQQGEwJVUzEVMBMGA1UEChMMRGlnaUNlcnQgSW5jMRkwFwYDVQQLExB3
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   ---
   Server certificate
   subject=/2.5.4.15=Private Organization/1.3.6.1.4.1.311.60.2.1.3=US/1.3.6.1.4.1.311.60.2.1.2=Delaware/serialNumber=4277212/C=US/ST=California/L=San Francisco/O=Weebly, Inc./CN=www.weebly.com
   issuer=/C=US/O=DigiCert Inc/OU=www.digicert.com/CN=GeoTrust EV RSA CA 2018

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10. I think I actually know his mom. [↩]
11. Fake profile. [↩]
12. Idem. [↩]
13. Nobody in particular offering to make you a website. [↩]
14. Some infantile dorkitude with "special forces" whatever. [↩]
15. 74 contributions in the last year. [↩]