The Trilema Jokes & Joking Department, Inaugural Post (TTJJD-IP. Now say it out loud!)
Two older women named Ethel and this younger chick just starting her career were working together in an office somewhere, all by themselves. They absolutely loved it, all they did all day was gossip, it was like Sheinfeld up there.
One day Ethel shows up and says "You know, last night we were in bed, my husband and me, and I sorta leaned over to try and start something. So I reached for his balls, and I tell you, were those things cold or what! It was like icecube Baoding ballsack over there!"
The next day Ethel shows up and goes "Ethel you were right I tell you. I was in bed with my husband - I reach over to check out his ballsack and nearly got frostbite I tell you!"
The third day the young chick shows for work all beaten up. She's got half a pair of Irish sunglasses, palm prints all over, she's in rough shape in a bad way.
"What the hell happened to you ?!", inquires the Ethel chorus.
"Did you get mugged in the subway ?" asks Ethel
"You didn't fall down a stair of arms, did you ?" asks Ethel.
"Well, yesterday evening my boyfriend jumped me, and somehow I ended up with his balls in my hand. I tell you two, those things were really hot! You could almost poach eggs down there! So for my sins I said to him, I said - wow honey your balls are really hot, Ethels' husbands' are really really cold. So then he beat me instead."
Tuesday, 31 December 2013
Speaking of fun, NSA mega-bag o' practical jokes spilled for the laughter of young and old:
http://leaksource.wordpress.com/2013/12/30/nsas-ant-division-catalog-of-exploits-for-nearly-every-major-software-hardware-firmware/
Wednesday, 1 January 2014
What immediately comes to mind is that
A. There's no real vulnerability for physically secure systems included and
B. There's no actual names on the list. So they can break Juniper and Huawei. Big whoop, so can I. So can you. So can half the Internet.
So far the fiat-NSA reads about on par with 4chan.
Wednesday, 1 January 2014
These folks don't really do "break", they do sabotage. The firmware rootkit for all four major brands of HDD, at the very least, shows that tax dollars were not entirely wasted.
Likewise the diddled USB-A cables and Ethernet jacks. When can I pick one up on eBay?
For that matter, when do I pick up my Nonlinear Junction Detector. I imagine that soon it will not be necessary to explain what they are; they will be in fashion and sold everywhere.
Thursday, 2 January 2014
I'll bet you that imagination of yours will stay imagination.
After all, carginogen testing foodkits would be trivial to make, yet they're not sold everywhere.
Monday, 6 January 2014
Had to read it 3 times to get the joke. Missed the TWO Ethel part. Also... wtf is with the comments, have nothing to do with the actual post...
Monday, 6 January 2014
Stan is contextless, like great art >D