The story of a smell.
Wednesday, 28 August, Year 5 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu
M and P, eating variously arranged ice creams, gloriously alone on a downtown terrace.
P: Hey, what does my hand smell like?
M: (smells) I don't know, little girls?
P: Little girls?
M: Yeah, like a girl of nine.
P: What do you mean, a girl of nine? That precise?! What does a ten year old girl smell like?
M: I mean little girls generally, as opposed to one of fourteen, or three. The smell of girls of the general age. Why, what do you think it smells like?
P: Balls.
True story.
Category: Zsilnic
Wednesday, 28 August 2013
Did your hand sweared she was eighteen to the notary?