Sunt sofer de Internet

Ally You know I don't remember where it was but I saw the other day something like "the right of deletion".
Caro The right of deletion?!

Ally Oh! It was the Enemies Of The Internet list. This thing the assoc. of journalists without borders or someshit produces each year to monitor censorship and such online.
Caro Aha.

Ally Yeah, the right of deletion. It made me think of the ppl from fain who used to bitch about not being able to delete what they'd written. No wonder they seem to think it's an actual right.
Caro Heh.

Ally What a bizarre concept. I bet politicians would love for such a thing to actually exist, yknow. You fuck the secretary, people go apeshit... press delete!
Caro Yup. Recently the us pres was pushing for a "stop internet" button.

Ally Oh? Where's that, like on the nexus of the tubeverse?
Caro No cause at the truck depot.

Ally Ahahaha WHAT! Sunt sofer de internet.

You probably won't get that last reference without a little help, seeing how it's very Romanian like. The guy is practically an old meme by now. He was a hit cca 2010 with the in crowds, then one of the national radio networks interviewed me about some writing contest I was doing at the time and out of nowhere the producer asked me afterwards to name some "guilty pleasure" for some other segment, ie a song I like that I wouldn't tell anyone, I named him, she didn't know wtf that is but in the end found it online, they actually broadcast it, it was a riot.

The uncomfortable geriatric truck driver / bad boy rockstar is doing a limited edition of what'd pass for "traditional dance" in Romania, and is singing (in Romanian) approximately the following :

I am a truckdriver and women I don't lack at all
I haul long distance and drive women around in the cabin
I am a truckdriver and women I don't lack at all
I haul long distance and drive women around in the cabin

Come, come, chick, come on, jump in the truck what are you waiting for
Come, come, chick, come on, jump in the truck what are you waiting for
Let me drive you around and make love because one life we live
Let me drive you around and make love because one life we live

When I drive on the beltway there's women without measure
You find unique women and as much naked as possible
When I drive on the beltway there's women without measure
You find unique women and as much naked as possible

Come, come, chick, come on, jump in the truck what are you waiting for
Come, come, chick, come on, jump in the truck what are you waiting for
Let me drive you around and make love because one life we live
Let me drive you around and make love because one life we live

When I drive on the highway there's piles of women
They waves at me for me to drive them around
When I drive on the highway there's piles of women
They waves at me for me to drive them around

Come, come, chick, come on, jump in the truck what are you waiting for
Come, come, chick, come on, jump in the truck what are you waiting for
Let me drive you around and make love because one life we live
Let me drive you around and make love because one life we live

The driving profession, curse it, is the only culpritⁱ
I criss-cross the country and love women I like
The driving profession, curse it, is the only culprit
I criss-cross the country and love women I like

You may think I'm kidding but I am not kidding. It sounds even more retarded in Romanian.

At least we don't make them Senators, you know ?

1. I apologize for actually rhyming. [↩]