Since what you do all day is jack off anyway...

... let's see if we couldn't find a way to help you make a little Bitcoin that way.

Given is the following excerpt :

Ahahaha this is the most retarded thing I ever saw.

So there's a black guy dressed in a sweater, looking like a very honorable carpenter. There's a tall lamp standing on the floor behind him, with a shade. There's a desk sorta across the corner in a bizzare position and a couch locking him in. The entire arrangement is reminiscent of kids constructing furniture forts. On the bare desk, a phone and nothing else. No pen. No scrap of paper. Not one hair.

He is talking on that phone, assuring in most burgeois tones whoever is at the other end that no disturb sir, no disturb at all. He then proceeds to yell out a name. This tall blonde chick shows up. Over the following minute and a half she says "yes master" in a barely audible monotone about a dozen times. He explains to her that he has a very important client coming up and he doesn't want any trouble. He sounds like he's trying to get out of a parking ticket. She dutifully agrees.

He says that he now must inspect those slaves. This is a little odd because we have no idea why he'd expect trouble from some slaves he's so unfamiliar with as to need to inspect them. Three girls come in. The original blonde, another one slightly taller, and a redhead. He inspects them by lowering the first's spaghetti straps, and lifting the other two's shirts. his inspection consists of weighing their (mostly B/C cup) tits with the tip of his fingers in the most awkward of gestures, perhaps medical but unskilled. Certainly disinterested. All this while he moans "ahhh nice" in a completely nonsequiturial sottovoce. He also flicks over their nipples, in single vertical strokes over the entire breast.

And then he suddenly screams SIT DOWN! Then STAND UP! They do this a few times, he also explains to them beseechingly that he has a very important customer and he doesn't want any SIT DOWN!!!! problems STAND UP!!! at which point there are five monotone knocks on what we imagine would be a door (straight from the street ?!) and the customer comes in.

He's another black guy. His customerial importance betrayed by his eyeglasses, hat and overcoat which look like he's playing detective. I tell you, Ionesco had nothing on this. The important customer is a very humble street vendor by manner, and is very pleasantly surprised to find through the carpenter's fingercounting that the slaves in question not only cook and clean, but also take it in the ass every day. He questions this strange alien technology to make sure, "do you mean they take in the ass each day ?!".

"Sure", answers the carpenter reassuringly. Watch : STAND UP!!! SIT DOWN!!! The girls dutifully proceed to sit and stand as instructed.

"This was the problem with the other batch of slaves that I had", confesses the street vendor.

you are to identify the source, in the form of the title of whatever porn movie the scene being described comes from.

The first to do so gets 1 BTC, which is a lot more than any porn studio will be making this week.

To work!