One day the woodchipper was invented. Thenceforth :
Pointless : Don't put your hand in the woodchipper.
Witless #n : Stop trying to deny people their woodchipper access which is a god given right god dangit!
Witless #n falls into the woodchipper and dies a bloody death.
Pointless : If you put your hand in the woodchipper you'll die.
Witless #n+1 : You're just jealous because your hands aren't as long as mine. We'll see who dies first!
Witless #n+1 falls into the woodchipper and dies a screaming death.
Pointless : Jezuz you idiots just leave the woodchipper be.
Witless #n+2 : Why are you being so unprofessional. Also I know better.
Pointless : Various idiots have said this before. Here's some bloody remains.
Witless #n+2 : This is negative PR. You do your thing and I do my thing and we'll see who dies first!
Witless #n+2 falls into the woodchipper and dies a painful death.
Pointless : Hello sir. Here at BTC House no noob by woodchipper at all.
Witless #n+k : I know what I'm doing.
Pointless : You couldn't possibly.
Witless #n+k : Tell you what. You do your thing and I do my thing and we'll see who dies first!
Witless #n+k falls into the woodchipper and dies a shocking death.
Pointless : I guess sooner or later I'll lose, because idiocy has infinite hitpoints.