What gets me hoti is Traci Lords' first porno. You can get it online, either in still form via google or else in all its overexposed, 350 px wide glory via torrents.
Let's get the child pornography out of the way :
As far as anyone knowsii, the woman above depicted was about 15 years old at the time of the shooting -- and yet!!! the world hasn't come to a halt because of it! Turns out boring old women's idle posturing and pretense to the contrary notwithstanding, nobody gives a shit nor does it make any difference. The rest of the solo masturbation scene betrays her as very likely also a virgin, at least at the time, if that pacifies anyone.
The only reason we're even talking about this film is artificially manufactured scarcity in the above categories (virgins, underage actresses), otherwise What gets me hot is entirely unlikely to get anyone hot whatsoever. For one thing, all the snatches are unshaved. For the other thing, all the penises are unerect. How the heck do they manage to ejaculate without getting hard first it's anyone's guess, but you've not seen this sort of flexible hoses since that time you gave free handjobs at the geriatry clinic.
As far as storilines go, you'll have to do with the usual fare in the field -- Kink.com dialogue is no better in 2017 than ancient pieces almostiii half a century prior and the present offering is no exception. Apparently there can be no progress in screewriting-for-pornos for some incomprehensible reason.iv
Consequently the whole shebang makes about half a sense : the young master and his two friends fuck the maid, which yes is why maids even exist in the first place, from Angela to Zuleida. And yes they think they're coercing her, as fucking if, and that they're probably the first to have come up with this, also. And yes she sucks off all three of them. Except then there's also a scene where they take her anal virginity, which is not merely improbable, but pure absurdism. Really, that's how it works now, "oops honey it slipped in" ?
The things these impossible people tell each other vary wildly and impredictably between trite nonsense and the utterly improbable, just like the things they do to each other vary wildly and impredictably between banality and impossibilty. And then... nothing much happens.
The end.
———- 1984, by Richard Mailer, with Bunny Blue, Susan Hart, introducing Tracy Lords (apparently Nora Louise Kuzma hadn't come up with Traci just yet). [↩]
- Certainly the stereotypically deformed breasts indicate her age around there. [↩]
- 1971 to 2017, 46 years. [↩]
- Shouldn't this worry the libertard crowd ? [↩]