Two older women named Ethel and this younger chick just starting her career were working together in an office somewhere, all by themselves. They absolutely loved it, all they did all day was gossip, it was like Sheinfeld up there.
One day Ethel shows up and says "You know, last night we were in bed, my husband and me, and I sorta leaned over to try and start something. So I reached for his balls, and I tell you, were those things cold or what! It was like icecube Baoding ballsack over there!"
The next day Ethel shows up and goes "Ethel you were right I tell you. I was in bed with my husband - I reach over to check out his ballsack and nearly got frostbite I tell you!"
The third day the young chick shows for work all beaten up. She's got half a pair of Irish sunglasses, palm prints all over, she's in rough shape in a bad way.
"What the hell happened to you ?!", inquires the Ethel chorus.
"Did you get mugged in the subway ?" asks Ethel
"You didn't fall down a stair of arms, did you ?" asks Ethel.
"Well, yesterday evening my boyfriend jumped me, and somehow I ended up with his balls in my hand. I tell you two, those things were really hot! You could almost poach eggs down there! So for my sins I said to him, I said - wow honey your balls are really hot, Ethels' husbands' are really really cold. So then he beat me instead."