I might publish the list of girlies sometime ; but until that time, and since the "little mishap" has meanwhile cleared, let's review some of the lulziest interactions on the okcupid for young womeni.
me : Well it depends you know... is it hard to be a full time llama ? Not for the llama.
girly, 23F, Albany, New York : I make 100 dollars a week
me : That doesn't take one very far in new york huh. What do you do ?
girly : I babysit
girly, 28F, Glasgow City, United Kingdom : The link isn't working but I admire you helping animals. I'm a huge animal lover.
me : How could it not be working ? I just clicked it, worked fine
girly : Perhaps because I'm on my mobile phone. I will check tomorrow when I'm on my IPad.
me : How's the New Year find you ?
girly, 21F, Lancashire, United Kingdom : Honestly, really really drink
girly : Drubj
girly : Drunk
me : Lol, I can tell!
girly : Sorry
girly, 25F, Krakow, Poland: Maybe I will buy camera someday, but now I have other things that are more important than money for camera, and I'm having a lot of fun with handmade ;-)
me : Handmade camera ?!
girl : Noo, I just started doing handmade. Crochet, beading, soutache, decoupage, things that you can do at home during long cold evenings ;-)
me : I just go to the beach. Anyway, aren't you a little young for that stuff ?
girly : You mean, aren't I'm too young to serve guys for sexual pleasure? People grow up in different moments of their lives, I grew up a little faster, as long story short, I always wanted to try, so I did and I madly liked it. About this site told me one of my colleagues, before I didn't even knew that site like that exists ;-)
me : No, no, I mean knitting is what 50yo women that failed to correctly serve men sexually end up doing with their life.
girly : I know it's sounds weird but I'm getting relaxed and learning patience. Ans I really like to sit for example 6 hours in a row with movie, making, bracelets and flowers from 1500 smal beads ;-)
me : When do you graduate ?
girly, 21F, Berlin, Germany : In 4 years :') I'm French, here it's 7years of University to be a vet
me : Ahaha we could be dead by then.
girly : Don't say such premature sad end would be too bad
girly, 26F, Waco, Texas : I didn’t read it to be honest...I just scrolled and looked at the baby turtles <3
me : Easier that way I guess.
girly : It was. I’m having a kinda rough 24 hours and I didn’t feel like thinking much :/
me : How's the New Year find you ?
girly, 29F, Mason City, Iowa : Welp the short description would be “confused and ambitious” Living in a small town, trying to meet and learn from the kinksters I can. Tough being an asexual female domme, I catch the interest of lots who don’t share my interests at all :<
girly, 18F, Battle Creek, Michigan : That's a lot to read but the pictures were really pretty!
me : How's the New Year find you ?
girly, 19F, Hartford, Connecticut : I really just need money for a new phone. Mine is breaking.
me : If you don't have money for a new phone the absolute last thing you want to buy is a new phone.
me : How's the New Year find you ?
girly, 19F, Aquitaine, France : I'm sorry, what do you mean ?
me : So, do you blog or anything ?
girly, 19F, Roy, Utah : I want to start a blog for people who suffer from anxiety and depression but I don't know how
girly, 22F, Omaha, Nebraska : Happy new year's eve to you
me : To you too!
girly : How's the weather there right now?
me : Splendid, just about to go to the beach for new year's fireworks shooting & pie.
girly : cool. here I live right now it's cold and they cancelled the fireworks tonight because they don't anybody to get frostbite it's because we got snow
girly, 21F, Duluth, Minnesota : so you live in Duluth?
girly, 23F, Coventry, United Kingdom : Where are you? Ur not celebrating Christmas?
me : Can't really be bothered, no.
girly : Oh how come?
me : Well... I dunno. I just never got into the whole xmas thing I guess.
girly : Different culture/religion?
me : I don't think so, just not particularily into Coca-Cola.
girly : Hahaa
girly, 24F, Antarctica : what's the difference between a Dom and a Master?
me : A Dom is one of those scensters, plays pretend at being a Master for an hour or a day at a time. About the same as the difference between George Raft and Owney Madden.
girly, 23F, Ljubljana, Slovenia : Oh I thought you perhaps wanted to be my slave:)
me : Do you have a lot of slaves then ?
girly : Nope, not at all. So far I'm still looking, they've all been pretty disappointing to say the least.
me : I hear that a lot tbh.
girly : I can imagine, It's hard finding someone who really fits with you.ii
girly, 28F, New York City, New York : hey
me : Whassup.
girly : do you like being financially dominated?
Yeah. That's it. The cream of the crop of many thousands upon thousands of interactions over more than ten weeks.
By and large today's crop of girlies is desperately passive, extremely inept and altogether not very interesting. Maybe mommy-government will provide, and if it doesn't... well...
What can you do ?
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