Nature vie avec jeune fille

Thursday, 14 May, Year 7 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

Maid knocks on the door (to let me know she's taking off, we have an entire signalling system that somehow naturally, unspokenly arose - she is a very good maid), naked girlie stands up from table, runs off and hides behind a corner.

- Why exactly are you hiding ?
- Well I'm naked.
- So ?
- ...
- What, do you suppose it'd be an awkward situation if she sees your back or tit or whatever ?
- Maybe! And besides, why risk it!
- But she's the maid!
- So ?i
- Not like she's a man or anything...
- So what ? You have me fuck women!
- What if a dog came in, would you run and hide then ?ii
- No.
- Well, women and dogs are in the same class in this respect.iii
- Why ? What's the logic!
- There's no logic, that's just how it is.

I might be the most sexually conservative person I know. We're talking some heavy duty 1700s shit here, it's not even of this world.

C'est la vie.

———
  1. So servants aren't people, that's what. [↩]
  2. No, I don't have her, or anyone else, fuck dogs. [↩]
  3. Ie, sexually harmless. [↩]
Category: Zsilnic
Comments feed : RSS 2.0. Leave your own comment below, or send a trackback.
Add your cents! »
    If this is your first comment, it will wait to be approved. This usually takes a few hours. Subsequent comments are not delayed.