A wasted stand-up career

Wednesday, 21 November, Year 4 d.Tr. | Author: Mircea Popescu

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Brinza is Romanian for cheesei which makes the name quite amusing as it is. William is a nice contrast, if you think about it, William and Brinza go together about as well as the moustached fat biker with his idiographic tattoo reading "Dumb" (he thinks it's "Dragon"). But then, to add an entirely new level of lulzy, it is for the first time revealed that his middle name is really... Garbiel. On his official campaign site for the European Parliament, no less.

Not Gabriel. Garbiel. In fact it's probably a cognate of garble, seeing how the character is quite famous locally for his... confused state of mind and incongruous speech.

Sadly it seems his political career is about sunk by a heap of press scandals of all sorts (self dealing, nepotism, what have you - nothing sexual as of yet). Imagine if he managed to run for president, possibly against some guy named Ham. Ah, the possibilities...

Don't worry Brinzie, you ain't gonna be forgotten now.

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  1. Speaking of which, did you know John Cleese's family name was orignally Cheese, but his father changed it to Cleese when getting enlisted, probably so as to have a shot at surviving friendly fanfare ? []
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  1. Felicitari pentru modul in care actionati, mai ales ca William Brinza este candidatul pe care peste 60% dintre romanii din Europa isi doresc sa il voteze.

  2. Mircea Popescu`s avatar
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    Mircea Popescu 
    Monday, 26 November 2012

    Noa mai da-l incolo, l-or vota romanii din Europa.

  3. What's wrong with this guy? He's friends with mobs, plans to tax them and as a bonus he pays respect to a woman.

    The perfect idiot. Although I'm unaware what he did besides this.

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