Isaac "Traiesc cu speranta ca o oarecare isi va da seama in mod miraculos de potentialul meu si ma va ridica din starea de 2 lei si asa o sa mi se rezlove toate problemele."i Dude. Romanians. Insanity spreads.
Daniel Potential for what. Hoping?
Isaac Nono. His "potential". Do you know this theory whereby when you're born the government by virtue of obscure legal alchemy deposits 347957698379384769384 dollars in your name and your birth certificate is the deposit receipt thereof ?
Isaac O boy. Google "Redemption movement".
Daniel How does this tie in tho, he's worth 11teen billion it's just that it was misallocated?
Isaac There's this fictitious fund associated with people at birth, which gives them value at no cost of effort or toil to them. This is the exact transcription of the notion of a soul into a capitalist context.
Daniel O whoa. People actually believe this shit?
Isaac Absolutely. All of them. You will in fact not find one worthless schmuck who neatly confronts his worthlessness. Necessarily, as if he did it'd go away.
Daniel O get out, I've never heard of it before.
Isaac You never heard of Langerhans' islets before either. Doesn't mean they're not part of every living person.
Daniel It can't be the case all Americans believe they have secret gov't given dollar worth.
Isaac Yeah, they do. Formalised differently, but basically this is what it is. "Potential". Infinite amount thereof.
Daniel "The government deposits $630,000 in a hidden bank account linked to the newborn American and administered by a Jewish cabal." because we can't come up with crazy theories that don't involve Jews anymore.
Isaac I kid you not. "Other important documents in this theory are the security agreement, power of attorney, copyright notice, hold-harmless agreement, Form UCC-3, notice of security agreement, birth certificate bond, Form 56 (notice concerning fiduciary relationship), Form W-8BEN (serving notice to the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury of the correct status of the issuer of the bond and countering any presumption that the issuer might be considered to be a fictional entity), declaration of status, Form 1040-V, Form 1099-OID, and the Notice of International Commercial Claim in Admiralty Administrative Remedy."
Daniel I bet the bureaus having to deal with this shit wished people would put as much work and study into... you know... regular filings and shit.
Isaac Absolutely. "Classes are often set up to teach the intricacies of the theory, and books have been published about it in the underground press. Canaanite law is held to be an important source of law and The Wizard of Oz (presumably because of the scarecrow character, i.e. the "straw man") and The Matrix trilogy are held to have important symbolism in reference to this theory".
Fact : Everybody lied.
Fact : You have no potential and no marketable value.
Fact : Your worthlesness and lack of potential are not indications that the world is broken.
Fact : No amount of "fixing" the world is going to fill the gaping void that you are.
Fact : Any proposition contradicting the foregoing is fraudulent. No exceptions.
PS. I am certainly appreciative of the great progress the past two centuries have wrought upon this our Occult Jewish Conspiracy : instead of ceaselessly repeating "when you die that's it, you're dead - you don't go anywhere" I am now ceaselessly repeating "you are worthless and you have no potential".———
- I live by the hope that some chick will miraculously realise my potential and lift me from my shitty state and thus all my problems will be resolved. [↩]