LOL!

Here's a little something fresh from the game :

FW: 2013 expired license + survey
From: Judith Aguilar
Sent: 2013.07.13 11:56
To: Abh Academy,

wtf ... Kill: Judith Aguilar (Capsule)

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2013 expired license + survey
From: ST0NER SMURF
Sent: 2013.07.13 10:05
To: Judith Aguilar,

Greetings, fellow Capsuleer,

It has come to our attention that you have been using auto pilot without a license. As you are probably aware, auto pilot licenses have been required to use auto pilot since the Pilot Protection Act was signed. The main reason behind this Act was to help prevent the many of the accidents caused from by the use of auto pilot.

We are sorry for the inconvenience caused by the loss of your ship, but when it comes to pilot safety, we found that actions speak louder than words.

If you wish to continue using auto pilot, to you will be required to apply for a 1 year license. The application fee will be determined by the class of the permit you are applying for. The classes are broken down as follows:

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Class E: Single Member
25 mil

Class D: 10 members or less.
50 mill

Class C: 11 - 25 members.
75 mill

Class B: 26 - 50 members.
100 mill

Class A: 51 - 100 members.
150 mill

Class S: 100+ members.
200 mill

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it will only protect you from high sec ganking. It will not protect you against wars or low sec roams.

If you wish to apply, send the application fee to Mr Vrix , with the class you are applying for in the description. Your application fee will be processed within 24 hours, and you will receive a confirmation mail when it has been accepted. All questions and comments can be sent to ST0NER SMURF

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Survey
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Dear Victim, Congratulations on your ship/pod loss!!

Please help us make our ganking service better by filling out and returning this simple survey.

I was killed by ______ on date _____ in system _______

How was your death? too fast/too slow/about right_______
Are you angered by your death? Yes/No ________

Will you be taking revenge? Yes/No _______

If taking revenge, who will you be hunting? ________

Do you care to take up membership in our begging programme to possibly get your loss back? Yes/No _______

are you planning to replace the loss? Yes/No_______
if yes where? _______

Thank you and please return this survey in good time.

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Hpy Song
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♫ When your pod gets blown to bits ♪♫ And you lose your implant fits ♪\☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/

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The guy lost ~a quarter billion in implants in that little adventure.