Eu : "Ce sa se-ntample, or face astia toti cerc in jurul tau, si-ntr-un final vor veni doi comunitari sa te roage frumos sa binevoiesti."

in other news, mp takes girl to picnic at neighbourhood park, she goes naked, within 15 minutes there's half a dozen local cops around the blanket being all concerned.
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and also

o vesela paruiala in grup, metaforic vorbind, care-i tot un fel de sport

which is to say la grande bellezza, but for real. Which readily yields the answer : no, not a better man than I. Doubiously if a man at all. In any case late to the party, for I was writing it in 2009, which comes before 2013.

I feel very accomplished, to be honest.